???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took 你 so long?
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY 你 - wait, did 你 say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the 黑夜传说 for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't 你 have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY 你 - wait, did 你 say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the 黑夜传说 for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't 你 have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his 老友记 are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather 更多 members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go 由 myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: 你 two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his 老友记 are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather 更多 members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go 由 myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: 你 two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I 发布 this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please 熊 with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch 你 if they think 你 know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I 发布 this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please 熊 with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch 你 if they think 你 know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
*Screaming*
Jean: tonight we feast on the innocent my 狼 friends! *howls*
Wolfs: *howls*
Henry: I thought 你 would be dead 由 now
Jean: I don't age since I'm not a puny human like you...
Henry: I think I would know since of your... large meal
Jean: what do 你 want?
Henry: we would like your brute strength to 加入 us again
Jean: why should I?! what makes 你 think I would 加入 again?!
Henry: they broke the treaty
Jean: what? let us feed on the souls of demons!
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Jean: tonight we feast on the innocent my 狼 friends! *howls*
Wolfs: *howls*
Henry: I thought 你 would be dead 由 now
Jean: I don't age since I'm not a puny human like you...
Henry: I think I would know since of your... large meal
Jean: what do 你 want?
Henry: we would like your brute strength to 加入 us again
Jean: why should I?! what makes 你 think I would 加入 again?!
Henry: they broke the treaty
Jean: what? let us feed on the souls of demons!
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers