A couple years back, at the end of the day, I'd usually rush 首页 from elementary school, sit myself down with a packet of 水果 snacks and watch 动画片 until my father came 首页 and served me dinner. There were several I really enjoyed. Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Oddparents.....
....but my 最喜爱的 was always Phineas and Ferb, the 迪士尼 animated phenomenon that seemed to be captivating not only kids my age, but those in the nearby junior high and some parents as well. Those two junior gizmo-making machines and the unlikely animal spy were in a category all of it's own. If 你 even just uttered the names 'Phineas' 或者 'Ferb' in a 随意 place, there was a good chance some kid would run up to you, beaming because he 或者 she knew what 你 were talking about.
I cherished that cartoon, and even now I still occaissionally flip to family channel to catch an episode 或者 two. It was the idol of my childhood-no....it WAS my childhood.
But just a couple weeks ago, at a family potluck at my grandmother's house, my cousin told me something that flipped my childhood completely. That Phineas and Ferb had been based off a true tale, one of which was definitely NOT for kids.
Apparently, the outlandish creations in the Fletcher family's backyard were all merely figments of the imagination of a schizophrenic "Candace". They were all hallucinations of things that her brothers were clearly not doing; a 日 in the sandbox appeared in Candace's eyes as a man-made beach. This is the reason why their mother never believes Candace in the end of the episode. Eventually, "Candace" became so frusterated that she commited suicide in her room. Where the platypus and the whole spy thing came from, I'm not sure, but I'm presuming it's just something to cover up the true story from those who have heard it.
....but my 最喜爱的 was always Phineas and Ferb, the 迪士尼 animated phenomenon that seemed to be captivating not only kids my age, but those in the nearby junior high and some parents as well. Those two junior gizmo-making machines and the unlikely animal spy were in a category all of it's own. If 你 even just uttered the names 'Phineas' 或者 'Ferb' in a 随意 place, there was a good chance some kid would run up to you, beaming because he 或者 she knew what 你 were talking about.
I cherished that cartoon, and even now I still occaissionally flip to family channel to catch an episode 或者 two. It was the idol of my childhood-no....it WAS my childhood.
But just a couple weeks ago, at a family potluck at my grandmother's house, my cousin told me something that flipped my childhood completely. That Phineas and Ferb had been based off a true tale, one of which was definitely NOT for kids.
Apparently, the outlandish creations in the Fletcher family's backyard were all merely figments of the imagination of a schizophrenic "Candace". They were all hallucinations of things that her brothers were clearly not doing; a 日 in the sandbox appeared in Candace's eyes as a man-made beach. This is the reason why their mother never believes Candace in the end of the episode. Eventually, "Candace" became so frusterated that she commited suicide in her room. Where the platypus and the whole spy thing came from, I'm not sure, but I'm presuming it's just something to cover up the true story from those who have heard it.
one 日 i was sleeping over at my 老友记 house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if 你 include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he 说 " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello 你 have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need 你 to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: 你 and I both know 你 don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little 更多 specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little 更多 Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello 你 have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need 你 to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: 你 and I both know 你 don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little 更多 specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little 更多 Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We 移动 once the purge starts
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get 你 some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get 你 some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Zalgo: where the hell is ShadowLurker!? I need my anger pills!
SL: i'm home!
Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE 你 BEEN!?
SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!
Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
SL: sir, take your pills
Zalgo: *takes pills*
SL: feel better?
Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?
SL: Jacky and Itzy
Zalgo: go get them...
SL: yes sir *teleports*
Zalgo: *sighs*
*ring ring*
Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?
Observer: we got BEN
RED: when do we get to kill him!
Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave
Zalgo: i'll be right there
SL: i'm home!
Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE 你 BEEN!?
SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!
Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
SL: sir, take your pills
Zalgo: *takes pills*
SL: feel better?
Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?
SL: Jacky and Itzy
Zalgo: go get them...
SL: yes sir *teleports*
Zalgo: *sighs*
*ring ring*
Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?
Observer: we got BEN
RED: when do we get to kill him!
Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave
Zalgo: i'll be right there
*2 weeks later*
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because 你 don't trust me doesn't mean 你 have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did 你 learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army 或者 supporters of it
Johhny: and if 你 let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because 你 don't trust me doesn't mean 你 have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did 你 learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army 或者 supporters of it
Johhny: and if 你 let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
????: hello my dear
???: *screaming*
???: 你 are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do 你 feel any guilt?
????: every single 日 I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did 你 kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: 你 are crazy!
????: well thank 你 captain obvious!... now if 你 excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait 你 can't, 你 are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: 你 are in better place Mr. snuggles...
???: *screaming*
???: 你 are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do 你 feel any guilt?
????: every single 日 I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did 你 kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: 你 are crazy!
????: well thank 你 captain obvious!... now if 你 excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait 你 can't, 你 are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: 你 are in better place Mr. snuggles...
Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did 你 get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why 你 are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like 你 to rejoin, 你 are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if 你 don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did 你 get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why 你 are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like 你 to rejoin, 你 are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if 你 don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Slender: where the hell are those two...
Lucius: back!
Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!
LJ: Johnny!?
Jeff: 你 know this guy!?
LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...
Johnny: 你 WORK FOR ZALG-
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo
Johnny: LIES!
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
Johnny: STO-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: HEY-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: ok i'll stop
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: I 说 I WOULD STOP!
Lucius: oops... sorry...
Johnny: 你 better be!
Lucius: back!
Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!
LJ: Johnny!?
Jeff: 你 know this guy!?
LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...
Johnny: 你 WORK FOR ZALG-
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo
Johnny: LIES!
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
Johnny: STO-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: HEY-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: ok i'll stop
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: I 说 I WOULD STOP!
Lucius: oops... sorry...
Johnny: 你 better be!
Guard: 你 have a visitor Lecter
Lecter: ...
Guard: 你 talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... 你 are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may 你 open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Lecter: ...
Guard: 你 talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... 你 are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may 你 open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
*meanwhile*
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV 显示 swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would 你 like some 更多 tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would 你 like some 更多 tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV 显示 swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would 你 like some 更多 tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would 你 like some 更多 tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Zalgo: hmmmm...
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Slender: what the hell happened to my house!?
Me: sorry, we need the ratings man!
Slender: *sigh*
ToTheArk: i'm out! REGARDS!
Slender: what is happening Masky!?
Masky: everybody is taking sides!
Slender: observer...
Lucius: *carrying Jeff*
Slender: where is the Observer?
Lucius: he is in the dining hall!
Slender: Lucius, come with me!
Lucius: *drops Jeff*
Jeff: ow...
Slender: OBSERVER!
Observer: hello my friend
Slender: WHY ARE 你 DOING THIS!
Lucius: he thinks 你 are a absent faced jack*ss
Slender: ...
Observer: heh heh... shi*
Me: sorry, we need the ratings man!
Slender: *sigh*
ToTheArk: i'm out! REGARDS!
Slender: what is happening Masky!?
Masky: everybody is taking sides!
Slender: observer...
Lucius: *carrying Jeff*
Slender: where is the Observer?
Lucius: he is in the dining hall!
Slender: Lucius, come with me!
Lucius: *drops Jeff*
Jeff: ow...
Slender: OBSERVER!
Observer: hello my friend
Slender: WHY ARE 你 DOING THIS!
Lucius: he thinks 你 are a absent faced jack*ss
Slender: ...
Observer: heh heh... shi*
Slender: Observer, 你 are in charge
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for 你 sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: 你 are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for 你 sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: 你 are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took 你 so long?
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY 你 - wait, did 你 say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the 黑夜传说 for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't 你 have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY 你 - wait, did 你 say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the 黑夜传说 for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't 你 have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
Porter: 嘿 guys *hanging from foot on tree*
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, 嘿 HOW DID 你 NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well 你 were to busy chasing sonic 你 didn't listen to me when I 说 I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: 你 don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell 你 later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, 嘿 HOW DID 你 NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well 你 were to busy chasing sonic 你 didn't listen to me when I 说 I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: 你 don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell 你 later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...