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A couple years back, at the end of the day, I'd usually rush 首页 from elementary school, sit myself down with a packet of 水果 snacks and watch 动画片 until my father came 首页 and served me dinner. There were several I really enjoyed. Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Oddparents.....

....but my 最喜爱的 was always Phineas and Ferb, the 迪士尼 animated phenomenon that seemed to be captivating not only kids my age, but those in the nearby junior high and some parents as well. Those two junior gizmo-making machines and the unlikely animal spy were in a category all of it's own. If 你 even just uttered the names 'Phineas' 或者 'Ferb' in a 随意 place, there was a good chance some kid would run up to you, beaming because he 或者 she knew what 你 were talking about.

I cherished that cartoon, and even now I still occaissionally flip to family channel to catch an episode 或者 two. It was the idol of my childhood-no....it WAS my childhood.

But just a couple weeks ago, at a family potluck at my grandmother's house, my cousin told me something that flipped my childhood completely. That Phineas and Ferb had been based off a true tale, one of which was definitely NOT for kids.

Apparently, the outlandish creations in the Fletcher family's backyard were all merely figments of the imagination of a schizophrenic "Candace". They were all hallucinations of things that her brothers were clearly not doing; a 日 in the sandbox appeared in Candace's eyes as a man-made beach. This is the reason why their mother never believes Candace in the end of the episode. Eventually, "Candace" became so frusterated that she commited suicide in her room. Where the platypus and the whole spy thing came from, I'm not sure, but I'm presuming it's just something to cover up the true story from those who have heard it.
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one 日 i was sleeping over at my 老友记 house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if 你 include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he 说 " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
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If your a 粉丝 of 日本动漫 你 might know what soul eater is. I really loved the 显示 that was until that terrible day. I was watching the news when on the news a news reporter 说 something about a 迷失 episode of soul eater called,"the devil resedence", when I heard about it I looked everywhere to find it and eventually I found it at a old store and they guy there was creepy he said,"we will change into madness inside", I was not bothered 由 it I put the disc in my ps3 the 显示 appeared normal everyone at the death academy, but maka was looking in the 图书馆 and found a book that was covered...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?

Masky: easy! *takes out phone*

SE: Hello 你 have reached hell, please hold

Masky: Seed Eater! We need 你 to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!

SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...

Masky: 你 and I both know 你 don't really agree with his ideals

SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!

Masky: ok, we are in Maine

SE: a little 更多 specific

Masky: in a forest

SE: a little 更多 Masky...

Masky: near black pond

SE: will send it right away!

Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?

SE: will send it in a few minutes!
posted by FrostyBlazer
PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We 移动 once the purge starts

Purger: yes sir!

*meanwhile*

Masky: man... I'm running out of pills

Hoody: we will get 你 some bro

EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?

Jeff: they have no business with us

Johnny: they work for Zalgo...

Jeff: Fuc*

Masky: ... Aha!

All: what?

Masky: the abandoned SCP building!

EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have

Johnny: being killed?

Jeff: worst choice ever
Zalgo: where the hell is ShadowLurker!? I need my anger pills!

SL: i'm home!

Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE 你 BEEN!?

SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!

Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?

SL: sir, take your pills

Zalgo: *takes pills*

SL: feel better?

Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?

SL: Jacky and Itzy

Zalgo: go get them...

SL: yes sir *teleports*

Zalgo: *sighs*

*ring ring*

Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?

Observer: we got BEN

RED: when do we get to kill him!

Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave

Zalgo: i'll be right there
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*2 weeks later*

Slender: breakfast is ready!

Johnny: awesome!... just because 你 don't trust me doesn't mean 你 have to stalk me...

Hoody: I'm not stalking you...

Johnny: bullshi*

Lucius: how the hell did 你 learn how to cook?

Slender: I had a daughter...

Lucius: cool

Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...

*swoosh*

Zalgo: ...

Lisa: ...

Zalgo: FUC-

*swoosh*

Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan

Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army 或者 supporters of it

Johhny: and if 你 let me go I could get my guys to help you...

All but Lucius: NO!

Lucius: do we have a choice?

All but Lucius: NO...
posted by FrostyBlazer
????: hello my dear

???: *screaming*

???: 你 are a sick, sadistic, maniac!

????: to bad... I AM a killer now...

???: do 你 feel any guilt?

????: every single 日 I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!

???: but why did 你 kill them?

????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!

???: 你 are crazy!

????: well thank 你 captain obvious!... now if 你 excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait 你 can't, 你 are tied up! *sadistic laughing*

???: 你 are in better place Mr. snuggles...
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Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback

Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik

Solonik: what? how did 你 get in here?!

Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth

Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why 你 are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?

Henry: yes... WE would like 你 to rejoin, 你 are the weapons expert...

Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon

Henry: there will be none of that if 你 don't help!

Solonik: ...

Henry: fine then... *walks away*

Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...

Henry: welcome back

Society of Killers
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Slender: where the hell are those two...

Lucius: back!

Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!

LJ: Johnny!?

Jeff: 你 know this guy!?

LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...

Johnny: 你 WORK FOR ZALG-

Lucius: *slaps Johnny*

LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo

Johnny: LIES!

Lucius: *slaps Johnny*

Johnny: STO-

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: HEY-

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: ok i'll stop

Lucius: *slaps*

Johnny: I 说 I WOULD STOP!

Lucius: oops... sorry...

Johnny: 你 better be!
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Guard: 你 have a visitor Lecter

Lecter: ...

Guard: 你 talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*

Lecter: hello Henry

Henry: hello Mr. Lecter

Lecter: so... what is your business here?

Henry: well... 你 are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...

Lecter: they broke the treaty?

Henry: exactly

Lecter: well then... may 你 open the door for me?

Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter

*opens door*

Henry: welcome back

Society of Killers
posted by FrostyBlazer
*meanwhile*

Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-

Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...

Henry: yes master... what is it?

Kagekao: gather the team...

Henry: yes sir!

*back to the story!*

Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?

Slender: I sent him to my brother

*TV 显示 swoosh*

Splender: Toby, would 你 like some 更多 tea?

Toby: yes!

Splender: Mr. Fluff, would 你 like some 更多 tea?

Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!

Audience: *laughing*

* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
posted by FrostyBlazer
Zalgo: hmmmm...

Observer: hmmmm...

SL: hmmmm...

Lisa: hmmmm...

Targeter: hmmmm...

Pyris: hmmm...

BVRV: pika...

Zalgo: I got it!

All: what is it?

Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...

Observer: and?

Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...

Targeter: and?

Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!

Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?

Zalgo: ._.

All: ._.

Zalgo: fuc*
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Slender: what the hell happened to my house!?

Me: sorry, we need the ratings man!

Slender: *sigh*

ToTheArk: i'm out! REGARDS!

Slender: what is happening Masky!?

Masky: everybody is taking sides!

Slender: observer...

Lucius: *carrying Jeff*

Slender: where is the Observer?

Lucius: he is in the dining hall!

Slender: Lucius, come with me!

Lucius: *drops Jeff*

Jeff: ow...

Slender: OBSERVER!

Observer: hello my friend

Slender: WHY ARE 你 DOING THIS!

Lucius: he thinks 你 are a absent faced jack*ss

Slender: ...

Observer: heh heh... shi*
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Slender: Observer, 你 are in charge

Observer: yes sir...

Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*

*Ding Dong*

Masky: yes? *opens door*

???: contract for 你 sir

Masky: thanks seedy

SE: 你 are welcome masky

Masky: Who is your friend?

SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP

Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...

Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!

Lucius: *shoots tazer*

Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*

Lucius: I win
posted by FrostyBlaze
???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took 你 so long?

SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!

Zalgo: like?

SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...

Zalgo: and?

SL: thats all...

Zalgo: ._.

SL: sir?

Zalgo: ...

SL: ummmmmm...

Zalgo: THATS ALL

SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30

Zalgo: WHY 你 - wait, did 你 say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?

SL: yeah?

Zalgo: take care of the 黑夜传说 for me!

*going through portal*

SL: wait what? don't 你 have to take care o-

Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!

*portal closes*

SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
[WARNING: This is for once not a fictional story! Everything in this 文章 is real, and DO NOT recommend actually trying this game! It is dangerous, and I don't want anyone getting hurt.]

This 文章 is composed of everything I have heard about playing Hitori Kakurenbo, rolled up into one article. There are several different interpretations, so I've included all I could find so I don't leave anything out.

Some people believe this game is actually a ritual to call a malevolent presence into your home. What exactly 你 are calling changes depending on the source, I have heard some say 你 are...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
Porter: 嘿 guys *hanging from foot on tree*

Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?

Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, 嘿 HOW DID 你 NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!

Porter: well 你 were to busy chasing sonic 你 didn't listen to me when I 说 I was blind

Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face

Porter: 你 don't have a face?

Slender: shi*

ToTheArk: where are we going to live?

Jeff: well...

Slender: no!

Jeff: he owes us!

Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!

Jeff: do we have any other options?

Slender: fine...

Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?

Slender: I will tell 你 later *unties rope*

Porter: *flop* ow...