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(Please note: I asked him.)
Sean: Hey, everybody!
Sonic: He's on TV!
CokeTheUmbreon: What are 你 doin' for the holidays?
Sean: Stopping Robotnik and his army of Nazis.
Coke: How bout 你 watch this Pokémon: Aura Warriors special before 你 do that?
Sean: Sure.
Just for kicks.
Manuel: I'm back and... WHAT THE FUCK?! *tries to beat Sean with giant 糖果 cane*
STOP! This is the guest I was telling 你 about!
*everything slows down*
Manuel: Hey, Sean. Nice to meet ya!
Sean: Hey. *teeth falls out*
Oh, yeah. Sean's in it.
Let's get started. (Sorry bout the long intro.)
Aura: 圣诞节 is best time of the year!
Manuel: Too many villains! I didn't even get to 商店 for my presents.
Sergio: At the grocery store? LOL
Manuel: Piss off.
Selene: Our job as Aura Warriors is NEVER done.
Tell me about it.
Ash: But it has been...
*a rolling hedgehog crashes down*
What the fuck?
*Sean wakes up*
Manuel: Look! A new Pokémon!
Sean: W-W-Where am I? AHH! Who are 你 people?! Stand back!
We're the Aura Warriors, sworn to protect the humans and 神奇宝贝 on this world. I'm Tyler 面包车, 范 Berg and this is Umbreon.
Umbra: Umbreon! ^.^
Aura: I'm Aura.
Kobi: I'm Kobi.
Angel: I'm 天使 Lyricalise.
Kiki: I'm Kiki.
Blake: Hello! I'm Blake Asuka.
Manuel: I'm Manuel! Wanna see my secret freckle?
Sergio: Ignore him, he's annoying. I'm Sergio.
Selene: I'm Selene, Sergio's brother.
Shadow: And I'm Shadow Bellatrix.
Ash: I'm Ash Ketchum, the leader. This is my partner Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pika!
Serena: I'm Serena, Ash's wife.
And 你 must be...
Sean: I'm Sean the hedgehog. I crashlanded down here to chase after Robotnik and his crew. They teleported to this region.
All the Aura Warriors: WHAT?!
*meanwhile, at Christmastime Village*
Santa Claus: 你 let me go-ho-ho, Robotnik... 或者 my team of 神奇宝贝 will give 你 a licking 你 won't soon forget!
Robotnik: Go ahead and try.
Santa: Sawsbuck, use Horn Leech! *Sawsbuck's horns glow a faint red*
*Robotnik blasts him with sleep ray*
Robotnik: 你 must've been drunk on 蛋酒, 蛋奶酒 last night to think that's gonna work. As for you, Team Rocket, release the giant nutcracker army!
*Meowth pulls lever*
Meowth: Ha ha ha!
*nutcracker army awakes, eye glow red*
Robotnik: *laughs evilly*
(Oh holy fucking shit...)
Meanwhile... at base....
Shadow: Let's kick his tin can ass!
Ash: We need a plan. But first we need to know where they are.
Sergio: On it. Noivern, go!
Noivern: Bleh!
Sergio: Find out where Robotnik is and come back.
I'm going with Noivern. Go! Charizard!
Noivern: Bleh. *flies off*
Ash: Kay. We have them looking.
Kobi: *whispers* Be careful, Ty.
Manuel: Oooh expensive peppermint bark.
Shadow: That's for Sergio. 😠
Sergio: Who?
Shadow: Nothing.
Blake: I think 你 like him.
Shadow: He's just a friend! *blushes in the process*
Manuel: *makes smooching noises*
Shadow: If 你 don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna stick a 圣诞节 树 up your ASS!
Aura: 你 should leave her alone. She's already still pissed about the time 你 ate the last turkey leg.
Kobi: Yep.
Manuel: What is she gonna...
Zo (her Zoroark): What are 你 gonna do? *gets in Manuel's face*
Manuel: *meekly* Nothing.
(At Christmastime Village)
Noivern: *sees a Xurkitree* That's a Pokémon... being used as an energy source. *looks more* I see Robotnik and Team Rocket. I'd better tell the others.
Whatcha see? *looks in and gasps* Team fucking Rocket! And an energy source?
*Xurkitree moves*
That's a Pokémon!
I'd better tell the...
Meowth (in giant nutcracker mecha): Where are 你 GOING?
Jessie: Prepare for...
Shut up, we get your useless 屁股 mottos.
James: DON'T BE RUDE!
Why? Because she's your bitch?
James: That's it! Crack them like nuts! *pulls lever*
*nutcracker tries to bite but misses*
你 shitbag! Charizard, Flamethrower!
*nutcracker mecha blocks it and uses Thunderbolt*
Dodge it! *Charizard escapes the thunderbolt and uses Flamethrower again*
*Noivern uses Boomburst, knocking the mecha down*
Good work, guys! Now let's get the...
*more nutcracker mechas appear*
Alright, 你 nut enthusiasts. *activates Key Stone*
Charizard, beyond evolution! Mega Evolve!
*Charizard mega evolves into Mega Charizard X*
Alright, use Flamethrower!
*Noivern uses Water Pulse*
*the mechas use Hydro Pump, Dragonbreath, and Thunderbolt*
*gets off Charizard* Dragon Claw!
*Charizard tears one mecha apart*
Jessie: Get them to use Lock-on!
Meowth: *presses Lock-on button* Target sited. Good night, 你 cheep knock off of Blue Dragon. Thunderbolt!
*Charizard uses Dragon Claw to block it*
Taste Aura Shuriken! *uses Aura Shuriken* (in case 你 didn't know, the Aura Warriors can materialize aura into weapons)
Noivern: Dragon Pulse! *fires a dragonlike aura at the mechas, tearing holes through dem*
Blast Burn! *Charizard synchronizes with my garnet aura*
*Charizard punches the ground, causing blue and garnet flames to erupt*
*Noivern uses Boomburst*
*both moves combine, destroying the remaining nutcracker army*
Meowth: Nice job, 你 assholes but look...
*some of the nutcracker mechas regenerate* (some of dem)
Robotnik (appears from nowhere): I borrowed 神奇宝贝 moves and abilities to make these nutcrakers who they are today. Some of them have Regenerator.
Holy shit, dude...
James: Then they get stronger.
*giant mecha uses Flash 大炮, 加农炮 on me, Charizard and Noivern*
*lays unconscious*
Robotnik: Good job, Team Rocket.
James: Glad to help! 😁
Robotnik: Nothing will get in our way! *evil laugh*
(CoketheUmbreon: Okay. Will 你 SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT EVIL LAUGH?!)
(Sean: Are 你 guys dead?)
(Coke: Prolly. If I [Tyler 面包车, 范 Berg, character] wasn't super unconscious, I'd use my Silvally and Sceptile. 更多 peppermint bark?)
(Sean: Sure.)
Santa: Oh no. I have failed you, Xurkitree. *sniffles*... I ruined Christmas.
Xurkitree: *nearly dying* No ... 你 haven't.
Santa: Wait a minute. I'm Santa Claus! Snorlax, come on out! *throws a Poké Ball*
Snorlax: Lax.
Santa: Use Strength!
*tries but gets shocked 由 the force field*
Santa: GOD DAMMIT!
(back at base)
Aura: Tyler and Noivern haven't come back yet.
Sergio: I sent a drone.
*drone comes back*
Ash: *looking at camera*
Manuel: *eating popcorn* They're getting their asses BEAT! Do a replay.
Kobi: How about my Ninetales use Dark Pulse on YOU!
*Manuel gets quiet*
Angel: He can be pretty annoying at times.
Blake: I think I see that.
Aura: We gotta stop them.
Sergio: They're also aided 由 Team Rocket.
Sean: Then my powers are drained.
*mainframe cuts on*
Jessie: Hello, aura twerps!
Manuel: 你 guys?!
Kobi: Where's Tyler?!
Jessie: He's in our care.
James: Yes he is. *smirks*
Shadow: I'm gonna wipe that grin off your faces if 你 don't stop this shit!
Meowth: We're helping Robotnik ruin Christmas.
Manuel: 你 and what army? :/
Meowth: Our nutcracker army!
Aura Warriors: *ROTFLMMFAO* (rolling on the floor laughing my motherfucking 屁股 off)
Sergio: What? 你 went knickknack shopping for your army? *still laughing*
Robotnik: Take a look, 你 idiots. *shows dem the army*
Sergio: 😮
Robotnik: That's right. We're gonna use these guys to rip Sean the hedgehog limb from LIMB! While we're doing that, we're gonna ruin the holidays. *all di villains laugh evilly*
Jessie: Ta ta. *mainframe cuts off*
Ash: Dammit. Tyler's been captured in action. We gotta go save him.
*mainframe cuts back on*
Reporter: We interrupt your disappointment with some breaking news. Team Rocket and the new villain, Robotnik, have stolen Santa's army of elves and nutcracker mechas. They are crowding the streets of Canyon City as we speak.
Ash: Oh, fuck me.
Manuel: I can do that. *unzips pants*
Ash: Not literally. I HAVE A WIFE!
*Manuel zips pants back up*
*mecha uses Flash 大炮, 加农炮 on the base*
*explosion*
*grabs Sean*
Robotnik: We meet again, Sean. 😈
Sean: Piss off, 你 asshole.
Robotnik: Let's go, Team.
Ash: They took Sean! No no no no NO! *kicks table* Greninja, use Water Shuriken. Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!
Pikachu: PIIIIKAAAAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! *nutcracker blocks it and uses Garnet Blood Fuma Shuriken*
Aura: That's Tyler's move!
*shuriken hits Greninja*
Jessie: I think we made our point. Let's get outta here.
Robotnik: 饼干 at the village on me!
*nutcrackers fly off*
And so, Team Rocket has finally captured Tyler 面包车, 范 Berg and Sean the hedgehog. It's up to the Aura Warriors to save them before it's too late.
Sean: What?
Coke: Yeah 你 get kidnapped. Don't worry, you'll break free. You'll find put how in the 下一个 part.
That's it for part one! Like and comment!
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production. This is only for enjoyment. Any unauthorized rewriting will NOT be TOLERATED!
No SRSLY. DON'T!
Hopefully, this doesn't get flagged by some troll again.
