Demotivational KND Posters

One night in October, Sector V (Numbuhs 2-5 and 7) and Numbuhs 8 and 1000 went to go see a horror movie. They saw September to Dismember. Kuki (a.k.a. Numbuh 3) brought her Snuggles Time 彩虹 Monkey. Just in case the movie was scary. Every 年 Sector V does this. They go see a horror movie the night before Halloween. Walking out of the theater, Sector V and Numbuhs 8 and 1000 were chattering about the movie. Wally (Numbuh 4) and his cousin Kacey (Numbuh 7) were so excited after the movie.
"Remember the part where the dude with the hockey mask and Chainsaw ripped the head off the dude?"...

Hey, peeps! Numbuh 7, here. As one of this club's authors, I bring 你 important news about my current story, KND Facebooks! Well, I think I'll pause that one to bring 你 a sooper creepy fanfiction that brings back THREE old villains from a 前一个 story! (If ya guess 'em, I'll give ya a prop!) Here's the story:

Operation: H.A.U.N.T. (House Actually Uses Non-Living Terror)
A camp-out planned 由 the 6th-Graders in Sectors V, and SV (David, Christian, Raleigh) and even Kacey's friend Brooke brings spooky things to the KND. An old house on Raleigh and Brooke's 街, 街道 (yes, they live near each...

The Wizard of KND!
A KND Twist/Special

PLOT
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Kuki Sanban and her house go for a spin but land on a witch! The other witch is furious. She plans to destroy Kuki. Kuki needs the help of a scarecrow who wants a brain, (really, really needs a brain) a tin man who doesn't have a heart, (and is a little miffed about it) and a lion who is easliy scared to lead her and her pet 鼬, 雪貂 Scooter to the Wizard of KND!

CHARACTERS
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Dorothy----------------------------------Kuki
Toto-------------------------------------Scooter
Good Witch-------------------------------Abby
Bad Witch--------------------------------Kiki...

Numbah10:You ready?!

Numbah12:Yeah but we had better bring the "stoopid" flashlight so we can see!

Numbah14:Guys we need to call the electric kidsnextdoor!!!!

Numbah10:No way!

Numbah14:How can 你 expect to slip through???

Numbah10:My older brother taught me ninja skills!!!...c,mon 12!!!

(they crept into the dark hatch leading down to wires witch were sparking)

12 and 10:live wires........

Numbah10:Whats that smell?...NUMBAH12!!!

Numbah12:It wasn't me!!!!it smells like....fire!!!! (they see a figure in a Black suit like father's)

Numbah10:Jack?!

????:STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Numbah12:He's been....DELIGHTFULIZIED!!!!!!!RUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!...

Megan was lying in the middle of the basement of the old, haunted, and supposedly abandoned Johnson house. Why? Well....

Here's what had happened earlier: Now normally, a kid wouldn't have gotten past the doorway to a haunted house (becuase, in this case, there were bowls of 糖果 left on the porch and a sign that 说 "Take ONE"), but the old Johnson house had a sign that read "Candy Inside. Come in...if 你 dare". Megan always took the phrase "if 你 dare" as a personal challenge. When she walked in, she expected to see a 表 with a bowl of 糖果 and someone, most likely a teenager, dressed...

The 下一个 morning, Abby woke up to the sound of the TV. She walked downstairs and found several empty bottles of Code Red Mountain Dew, several empty bottles of Cactus Cooler, one empty box of 彩虹 Munchies, one empty box of Count Chocula, and four hungover operatives.
"Again?!" she yelled.
Kacey jumped. "We didn't stay up all night watching scary movies! Did we, guys?"
Christian, David, and Kiki were sleep-singing:
"1, 2 Freddy's comin' for you,
3, 4, Better lock your door,
5, 6 Grab a crucifix,
7, 8-"
Abby went over and pinched David, who let out a yelp, which jolted the other two operatives awake....

Numbah 10:finally done hooking it up!
numbah 11:What?
numbah 10:My latest invention the i.c.e.c.r.e.a.m.e.r!
Numbah 13:Well what does it do?
numbah 10:It turns anything into pure sweet ice cream.
Numbah 13:Don't tell me 你 believe in all that ice cream mumbo jumbo!
Numbah 10:Mabey.
(ok just so 你 all know im shaky on info and this is soposedly the knd's 3rd generation witch is the knd's kid's had kid's)
Numbah 13:Um numbah 10?
Numbah 10:what?
Numbah 13:have 你 seen numbah 12?
Numbah 10:Um no.
(ok just so 你 all know what they look like numbah 10 has brown hair a 粉, 粉色 衬衫 sunglasses and blue shorts...

“Oh, COME ON!” Hoagie yelled. “Go out with me! ONCE!”
“No.” Megan sighed. Hoagie had been asking Megan out, hitting on her, ‘busting’ moves, and pretty much all other related subjects for the past hour.
“WHY NOT?” Hoagie whined.
“1) You’re Annoying. 2) I’m a 7th Grader. You’re a 5th Grader. (No way could that happen at MY school) And 3) You’re annoying.” Megan said.
Hoagie pouted. “Not fair.”
“Life ain’t fair.” Megan grumbled.
"Hey, I was wondering..." Hoagie began.
"Yes...?" Megan asked.
"Do 你 have your emergency 'Wake Kacey Up' Nico pictures Raleigh...