Arsenic and Old 花边

Let me state first for the record that this is a horrible idea. Remake Rocky Horror Picture Show?! 你 might as well redo Seven 年 Itch 或者 Psycho (hang on....).

But the moment I realized that this is out of my hands and that 音乐电视 will do whatever the hell they want and make this regrettable remake, the only silver lining I can find is to make my own ideal cast of the hot & new that might possibly save this Titanic.

And now for my ideal cast for a least-than-ideal situation:

Russell Brand as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
This has been the only 'official' casting...