迪士尼经典系列 Article: 5 迪士尼 Song Truth Bombs

4

posted by DarkSarcasm

I was experimenting with the someecards format, and these happened.

So here are a few 迪士尼 Truth Bombs, of varying degrees of truth and image quality, ranging from serious to not-so-serious. Hope 你 get a nod 或者 a smile out of 'em.

You think the only people who are people,
Are the people who look and think like you.
(Colors of the Wind, Pocahontas)
Oomp, there it is.

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake.
(Under the Sea, The Little Mermaid)
Humans want to be mermaids. Mermaid wants to be human. Preach all 你 want, Sebastian, that's just the way it's always gonna be.

We don't like what we don't understand,
In fact, it scares us!
(The Mob Song, Beauty and the Beast)
Well, mob, as long as you're aware.

It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man!
(Poor Unfortunate Souls, The Little Mermaid)
I bet you'd like me to let this go without comment, wouldn't you, Disney?! Yeah, okay.

Though we adore men individually,
We agree that as a group they're rather stupid.
(Sister Suffragette, Mary Poppins)
Buuuurn. That's hardcore, 1960s Disney.

Bonus:
We are Siamese if 你 please,
We are Siamese if 你 don't please.
(Siamese Song, Lady and the Tramp)
Cats just flat-out don't give a fish. The End.

glelsey, SherlockStark and 2 others like this

5

Donald And Daisy,Vintage 迪士尼壁纸

added by 约克郡玫瑰

Source: photobucket.com

1

375lacarica

added by 约克郡玫瑰

2

小叮当

added by 约克郡玫瑰

1

狮子王

added by glelsey

Source: WallpapersCraft.com

4

The Loin King

added by karlyluvsam

Source: panem-hooker@tumblr

1

Walpaper pocahontas peterpan 魔发奇缘 lion king tarzan lilo and stitch

added by betterthanlife

迪士尼 princesses

added by wicky4eva

4

Where Are Those 小狗 !

added by 约克郡玫瑰

Source: disney.com

1

ar 你 a true 迪士尼粉丝或者 fake test !!!

posted by fantasydreamer

嘿迪士尼 dreamers !!
it's time to know if you're a true 迪士尼粉丝或者 fake 迪士尼 fan

in this test bring a paper and a pen :)
done?

okay now i well 显示你 how to take this test

there going to be a 列表 that has 20 问题 that 你 have to answer in the paper
for example: blah blah blah blah yes 或者 no

if 你 get most yes you're a true 粉丝 :D
if 你 get most no you're a fake 粉丝 -__-

okay HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!

question 1 : do 你 like classic 迪士尼电影院更多 than 魔发奇缘 and the new 电影院
yes 或者 no

question 2 : do 你 like fantasia
yes 或者 NO

question 3 : do 你 know anything about Walt
Disney's...

*Abu : Aladdin*

added by KEISUKE_URAHARA

3

What is "Classic Disney?"

posted by DarkSarcasm

Ah, the 问题 that everyone who has stumbled upon this spot has surely asked themselves. It's been asked in 民意调查 form multiple times. There have been many discussions on the subject.

The spot 格言 defines a 迪士尼 Classic as "anything before the 皮克斯 era", making the cutoff 1996, when Toy Story premiered.

Most of the picks/polls about the subject have Pocahontas (1995) 或者 Tarzan (1998) in the lead.

Some 粉丝 believe that only the films on the official 列表 of 迪士尼 Animated Classics are true classics.

Truth is, there is no definite answer, because a 迪士尼 Classic means something different...