Charlie the Unicorn
Charlie the Unicorn Charlie the Unicorn 2: The 香蕉 King
BellaCullen96 posted on May 09, 2009 at 03:45PM
Here is the complete script to Charlie the Unicorn 2!
[Charlie is seen watching television with his stuff. The pink and blue unicorns are floating above Charlie, wearing scuba goggles, flippers, and air tanks with snorkels, pretending to swim] Blue and Pink: Glub . . . glub glub . . . glub glub . . . glub glub . . . glub glub . . . Blue: Look over there! It's a coral reef. Charlie: Oh look, it's you guys . . . and you're floating. Blue: Charlie, we're scuba diving, Charlie. Pink: We're exploring the depths of the ocean blue. Blue: Oh no! Here comes a school of poisonous foogle fish! Pink: Nooo! Foogle! Charlie: Ah, you gotta watch out for those. So, uh, go away. I'm watching TV. [A vortex appears on Charlie's back] Blue: The vortex is open! Charlie: Oh god. Okay, what is this?! Pink: Charlie! We're being pulled into the vortex! Swim away, foogle fish, swim away! Charlie: Come on now. You guys are freaking me out! Turn this thing off! Blue: There's no stopping the vortex, Charlie! Pink: Foooogggle! [Pink and Blue disappear, along with the vortex] Charlie: Guys? Guys? Or girls . . . I'm not really not sure what you two are. . . . [The vortex appears with Blue's head sticking out] Blue: Charlie! Charlie, I have the amulet! Charlie: What amulet?! What's going on?! Blue: The amulet, Charlie! The magical amulet! Sparkle sparkle! [Pink appears briefly] Pink: Sp-! Sparkle! Charlie: I, I don't understand what you're talking about! Blue: The amulet . . . Nyeh! Nyeh! [Blue disappears. Then both Pink and Blue pop out of the vortex, which disappeared briefly. Blue has the amulet on its neck. Somehow, their scuba outfits are off] Blue: We did it! Pink: We got the amulet! Charlie: Great. Now go away! I'm tired of the horrible things that happen when you're around! Blue: No, Charlie! Pink: No! [Pink and Blue puff up while screaming "No!" repeatedly, then turn back to normal] Blue: We have to take the amulet to the Banana King. Charlie: Oh, yes, the Banana King, of course. Absolutely not! Pink: He, he's counting on us, Charlie! Ah . . . [Pink suddenly rises] Blue: If we don't give the amulet to the Banana King, the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness. Pink: No! Darkness! [Pink is still floating. Suddenly the vortex appeared again with tentacles sticking out with a roar] Charlie: Ah! All right, fine! I'll go! I'll go! Pink and Blue: Yay! Pink: Darkness! [Cut to the three walking through the woods. Pink and Blue are making tongue-blooping sounds] Charlie: What are you two doing? [Silence. Then Pink and Blue continue with their tongue-blooping] Charlie: Stop that. [Silence. Then Blue makes one last tongue-bloop. The three stop in front of a big Letter Z] Charlie: Oh, look at that. [Pink and Blue started talking to the Letter Z in Spanish. Here is also the translation] Pink and Blue: Z! Blue: ¡El hombre con el sombrero nos envió! (The man with the hat sent us!) Pink: ¡Él nos contó muchas historias asombrosas! (He told us many amazing stories!) [The Letter Z makes pinging sounds] Pink and Blue: Ho ho ho ho ho! Charlie: What? Pink: ¡Cenamos esta noche en tortugas! (Tonight we dine on turtles!) Blue: ¡Serán buenos ellos, Z! (They will be good, Z!) [The Letter Z shoots a laser at Charlie] Charlie: Ahh! What did you two do?! Pink and Blue: Z! Blue: ¡Soy feliz! (I am happy!) [The Letter Z makes pinging sounds again] Pink and Blue: Ho ho ho ho ho! Charlie: (mumbling) Just keeping walking, Charlie. Keep walking. . . . [The three stop in front of a giant sneaker] Blue: Hop on board the train, Charlie. Pink: It's gonna take us to the Banana King. Charlie: I don't see any train. All I see is a giant sneaker. Blue: It's the Choo Choo Shoe, Charlie. Pink: The Choo Choo Shoe! Blue: Hurry, Charlie. It's about to leave. [Pink and Blue get in the sneaker] Pink and Blue: Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shoe shoooooe! Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shooe shoooooe! Charlie: Yeah, uh I forgot my boarding pass. I'll just walk. [Cut to the three in front of a banana-themed temple emblazoned with the words EX ORIENTE LUX BANANA, which is probably meant to be bad Latin for "From the east, the light of a banana"] Pink: We're here, Charlie! Blue: The Temple of the Banana King! Charlie: Great. Let's leave the amulet and go home. [A slug-like creature resembling Santa Claus popped out of nowhere, smiling. According to filmcow.com, the creature's name is Frogrus. He is known to be the Banana King's servant] Charlie: Who is that? [Silence] Charlie: No, no really. You guys see it, right? [Silence] Charlie: I gotta be honest. I'm getting creeped out here. Somebody say something! [Frogrus suddenly starts to sing] Frogrus: Charlie, you look quite down with your big fat eyes and your big fat frown. The world doesn't have to be so gray! Charlie, when your life's a mess, when you're feeling blue, always in distress, I know what can wash that sad away. All you have to do is . . . put a banana in your ear! Charlie: A banana in my ear? Frogrus: Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear! It's true. Charlie: Says who? Frogrus: So true. Once it's in your gloom will disappear. The bad in the world is hard to hear, when in your ear a banana cheers, so go and put a banana in your ear! Frogrus and Bananas: Put a banana in your ear! Charlie: I'd rather keep my ear clear. Frogrus and Bananas: You'll never be happy if you live your life in fear. It's true. Charlie: Says you. Frogrus and Bananas: So true. When it's in the skies are bright and clear. Oh every day of every year, the sun shines bright on this big blue sphere. So go and put a banana- Frogrus: -in your eeeeaaaarrrrrrrrrrr! [Frogrus disappears in flames] Charlie: Oh, of course, he burst into flames. Blue: Go fourth, magical amulet! Return to the Banana King! [The amulet gets off of Blue's neck, floats to the air, and shines a beam of light at Charlie] Blue: Charlie! YOU'RE the Banana King! [Charlie is floating to the amulet from the beam of light] Charlie: What? Hey, hey, hold on a minute! [A banana appears on Charlie's back] Banana: You're the Banana King, Charlie! Charlie: No! I'm not! That doesn't make sense! Blue: All hail the Banana King! Charlie: I'm not the Banana King! Blue: You ARE the Banana King! Charlie: No, NO! I . . . I . . . [Suddenly, more bananas appear on Charlie's back] Bananas: Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana! [A crown plops on Charlie's head] Charlie: I . . . I AM the Banana King! Pink and Blue: Yay! Banana: You ARE the Banana King! Charlie: I'm the Banana King! Yeah! [Charlie notices that Pink and Blue disappeared] Charlie: Hey, hey . . . where'd you go? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here! [The beam of light disappears, causing Charlie and the amulet to fall to the ground] Charlie: Augh! Okay, that's a sprain. [Cut to where Charlie is walking through the woods alone] Charlie: Hello? Hello! Guys, where are you? [Charlie sees that his TV and the rest of his stuff is gone] Charlie: Argh! Ya gotta be . . . Great! They robbed me! [Suddenly, the vortex from earlier appears, with Blue's head sticking out] Charlie: Ahh! Blue: Charlie! Charlie: What do you want?! [Silence. Then Blue makes one last tongue-bloop before he disappears back into the vortex] [Music plays and the credits begin to roll]
last edited on Oct 10, 2009 at 09:58PM
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