*contest*Ahoy, dear fans!Post your favourite Jack Sparrow quote.

Look what i've got.I've got a jar of dirt i've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!

Jack Sparrow:This is the 日 你 will always remember as the 日 你 almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

2 fave quotes:
---"Up is down, well thats just maddeningly unhelpful! Why are these things never clear?"
---"curiosity"... (DONT REMEMBER THE REST! and that pisses me off but... yeah :/ The curiosity line in POTC 2)

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by" -Jack Sparrow. It's so moving!! Probably the most serious he's ever been...

My 最喜爱的 is from the first part when he is arrested. The guards don't seem to understand all of Jack's "accolades." I 爱情 the way he says it! It's so hilarious!
Commodore James Norrington says, "You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
Jack Sparrow says, "Ah... But 你 have heard of me?"

"I 爱情 weddings! Drinks all around!"

"No. I expect to leave 你 standing on some 海滩 with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I’ll shout the name back to you. Savvy?"

"Me? I'm dishonest. 你 can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones 你 gotta look out for, because 你 can never tell when they are going to do something incredibly...stupid."
~Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC #1

where is the rum?

Barbossa: [Captain Barbossa and Captain Jack Sparrow are both trying to give orders] What are 你 doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are 你 doing?
Barbossa: No, what are 你 doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are 你 doing?
Barbossa: No, what are 你 doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are 你 doing? Hmm. Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The Captain of this ship is giving orders!
Jack Sparrow: [thinking] My ship, makes me captain!
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: That makes 你 Chart-man!
Pintel: Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand!
[They glare at him]
Pintel: Sorry, I just thought that with the Captain issue in doubt I'd just throw in my name for consideration. Sorry.

AND
Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the 朗姆酒 always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.

[holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
[falls down stairs, holds up jar again]
Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, 你 slimy git? Look what I got.
[sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!


And...

Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find this key?
Jack Sparrow: Now you're not making any sense at all.

Mullroy:What's your purpose in Port Royal,Mr. Smith? Murtogg:Yeah,and no lies. Jack Sparrow: Well,then I confess,it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships,pick up a crew in Tortuga,raid,pillage,plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.Murtogg:I 说 no lies. Mullroy:I think he's telling the truth. Murtogg: If he was telling the truth,he wouldn't have told us. Jack Sparrow:Unless,of course,he knew 你 wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Jack: How could 你 say that I have used?!
Angelika: That is the true!
Jack: I know! But how could 你 say it?!

Davy Jones:do 你 fear death?
jack:you have no idea...O_O

Lord Cutler Beckett: [Jack is about to light a 大炮, 加农炮 that's pointed at the mast] You're mad.
Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
[fires the cannon, which catapults him onto his ship, landing safely on his feet behind his crew]
Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum.

Even though it's over:
1st favorite: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!!!
2nd: *Runs into cannibals, laughs and shakes paprika on his armpits*
3rd: Oh, bugger...

OMG I DON"T KNOW!!!
Ammmmmm............
Hmmmmmm............

(1st)"Me?I'm just dishonest,and 你 can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest,honestly, it's the honest ones 你 have to watch out for...cause 你 never know when they might do something incredibaly ... stupid."

(2st)"Oy 鱼 face come to nigotionate have 你 你 slimy git well look what i've got, i've got a jar of dirt, i've got a jar of dirt, i've got a jar of dirt and guese what's inside it?!"

(3rd)"Close your eyes and pretent it's all a bad dream that's how I get by."

(deleted scene)
Angelica:"There is a prophecy. Maybe 你 don't believe in the supernatural."
Jack:"...Well I've seen things, love."
Angelica:"The Quartermaster. The man with no eyes. He's known as eleri ipin, witness of fate. He sees things happen before they happen. He's never wrong."
Jack:"I can do that too, if 你 don’t count women, weather, and other things that are hard to predict."!!!!!!!!LOL!!!LOL!!!!LOL!!!

y is the 朗姆酒 always gone!?

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