#1: Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as 你 are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.
#2: Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!? Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach. Hines: Is that what 你 THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because 你 decided to start standing in open territory!
#3: Hines: STOP IT! 或者 I WILL SET 你 ON FIRE!!
#4: Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!
#5: Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
#1: (live audience scene): Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times. Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd 你 leave the toilet 座位 up? Peele: 婊子, 子 WHY WAS 你 LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2: (live audience scene): Girl in audience: (laughing too hard) Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3: Key: (texting angrily) do 你 even WANT to hang out!? Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
Now here is the real R Rated animated 蝙蝠侠 movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham 由 Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian 伦敦 city, 蝙蝠侠 must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, 你 would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character 你 would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
#1: Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill 你 both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell 你 all the cool shit I want for Christmas. Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood. Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2: Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o. [gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship] Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3: Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill 你 both, slice 你 open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers! Elliot Salem: I mean...
It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.
Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...
"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"
But nothing else was written against the grave, no 评论 like 你 would see on many gravestones. It just 说 her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.
"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...
#1: "It's one if 你 want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if 你 drop a glass 啤酒 bottle.. 你 pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"
#2: "Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"
#3: "There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... 或者 there's also the fact...
#10: Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing.. Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you. Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should 你 be wait now? Gohan: ... This shi- Goku: THE SHIP!!
#9: Reditiz: (explaining what 悟空 is) Goku: .. What? Reditiz: Plus I am your brother Goku: What? Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you? Goku: ... What?
#8: Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people. Frieza: 92.. Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now 你 must suffer. Frieza: 355.. Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Tom: Hello everypony. Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.
Then, it started raining.
Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me. Audience: *Laughing* Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening. Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is. Tom: Why? Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.
Percy: *walks along station* Pete: Percy, I have some bad news. Percy: What is it? Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the 日 off. So we got 你 another 小马 to work with. Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he? Pete: He's right here.
The new 小马 was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.
Ten miles from Ponyville, 由 the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....
Starring in alphabetical order
Aurora from Alinah_09 Barry from SeanTheHedgehog Ditto from Canada24 Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15 Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog Joe from SeanTheHedgehog Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel Lexi from Sonicexeluv Orion from Alinah_09 Saten Twist from Canada24 Snowflake from Alinah_09...
Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" 象, 大象 of the room.. Cage..
I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air.. When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.
I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(
Sociopath: At times.
Smoking Is Cool: He loves joints of weed.
Beware the Silly Ones: Saten may be immature, sarcastic, and playful. But he can also be violent.. Especially if Derpy is being threatened.
Jerk Ass: At times . Not Good with Rejection: 苹果 Jack broke up with him. And he ended up stalking her.
All Men Are Perverts: Saten can sometimes be considered a bit creepy when it comes to woman, often flirting with them at the LEAST appropriate of times. He says he even got a restraining order from Laura Frost.
#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE: The camp is actually a hoax set up 由 the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?
#2: THE BARKING GHOST: The 狗 turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and 菲姬 into 狗 and take over their identities, then Cooper and 菲姬 transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts 或者 anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.
Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...
#1: FIVE FINGER DEATH 冲床 - COMING DOWN: The video, directed 由 Nick Peterson, begins with clips of a young woman (played 由 Samantha Gill) in a bathroom placing an envelope, a pill bottle and a make-up brush on the counter. Meanwhile, a young man (played 由 Leland Montgomery) walks out to a 厨房 with a revolver in hand where an older man and woman (presumably his parents) are seated having breakfast together. The young man cocks the hammer, then puts the revolver barrel to his head and (presumably) pulls the trigger to commit suicide as his parents try to stop him. After a single...