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 Imagine how awesome this would be for Tatro, when seeing this at the theatre for the time?
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This Canada24's club.. 照片 contains 电视接收机, 电视, 电视机, 白痴中, 显像管电视机, 眼镜盒, 白痴盒, 胸部管, 护目镜盒, 白痴框, and 眼镜框. There might also be 高清晰度电视, 高清电视, hdtv, and 家庭影院.

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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, 你 protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my 最喜爱的 cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my 最喜爱的 cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. 你 know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: 你 do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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R.I.P
#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't 你 gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told 你 when 你 were in there, 或者 were 你 so busy playing holier-than-thou 你 started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?


#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) 你 GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!


#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...
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1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea 熊 is a large piranha-like 鱼 with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked 由 one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea 熊 is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea 熊 took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea 熊 then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...
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“Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice as the story we knew of sugar and spice.”

There’s long been rumors as to how exactly rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the 彩虹 department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What’s known is that great streams of Spectra, the individual 颜色 of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated 彩虹 pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city.

Next, that...
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 The Guy
The Guy
#3: VENGEFUL ONE

As I survey the chaos, taking in the lack of raw humanity.
It's as if the entire world's fallen in 爱情 with their INSANITYY!!
Hear the innocent voices scream.
As their tormentors laugh through all of it.
No forgiveness for all I've seen.
A degradation I cannot forget.

So sleep soundly in your beds tonight.
For judgement falls upon 你 AT FIRST LIGGGHT!

I'm the hand of God~!
I'm the dark messiah!
I'm the vengeful one~!
(Look inside and see what you're becoming)
In the blackest moments!
Of a dying world!
What have 你 become~!
(Look inside and see what you're becoming)

As the violence surges....
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This idea was 给 to me 由 Big Bang Theory and Two and Half Men.. My 最喜爱的 sitcoms.. So I'll have references to both.

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Dash, while having her ipod的, ipod attached to her car, and had it playing (Nirvana - 心 Shaped Box) playing loudly, drove onto the McReary's drive way, she was invited to celebrate thanks giving with them, sense they see her as family.

"(sighs) Let's do this" Dash 说 to herself, taking a drink out of a Bud Light bottle she brought with her.

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Dash rang the door...
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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..


#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the 天使 of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE 天使 OF DEATH.
And within only five 分钟 after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...
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#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did 你 get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...
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SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H 嘿 苹果白兰地
AppleJack: Are ya drunk 或者 something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear 苹果白兰地 wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I 爱情 你 Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...
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"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way 或者 anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no 更多 than what 你 expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing 更多 to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable 你 just want to take everything 你 own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless 你 like stupid comedies 由 an stupid Canadian...
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MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know 你 won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot 你 in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD 你 CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even 伦敦 bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. 伦敦 Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do 你 know what my 最佳, 返回页首 three 最喜爱的 things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. 秒 is Nazis. Can 你 guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: 你 will witness what happens what here today, and 你 will will speak of it later.. Except 你 won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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