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最佳, 返回页首 ten villains with disappointing deaths:

posted by Canada24

#1: 射线, 雷 BULGARLIN:
Yes.. Yes.. I know, I'm obsessed with him a bit.
But after all I mentioned last time, it's no surprise I consider him one of the GREATEST gta villains of all time..
And with said, he should of at least died "fighting" right?
Nope.. Ray, dies as a coward.. Least in MY opinion..
I like Jimmy P's death the best, he died honourably, while Dimitri and 射线, 雷 both died cowardly.. (though that's rather expected of Dimitri)..

#2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
It's bad enough having the OPTION..
After everything Michael did for him, Franklyn has the option of killing him. I never chose it, 你 feel...

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最佳, 返回页首 15 greatest video game villains

posted by Canada24

#1: FRANK TOMPENNY - VICE CITY:
Frank Tenpenny is as low as they come. The corrupt cop was Rockstar’s commentary on the scandal-ridden LAPD of the Daryl Gates and Rodney King era. Though cloaked in the 颜色 of the law, Tenpenny’s just as much a criminal as any of the Grove 街, 街道 Family in San Andreas, and proves to be a formidable enemy for CJ throughout the game. Upon his arrival back in San Andreas, CJ has a run-in with Tenpenny, who instantly gains the upper hand 由 threatening to frame the ex-gangbanger with the murder of a cop unless he does his bidding. He’s not the enemy you...

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金属乐队 lyrics

posted by Canada24

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
I hunt, therefore I am, harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb!

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
We shift, pulsing with the earth, company we keep, roaming the land while 你 sleep!

SHAPE SHIIIIFT!
nose to the wind
SHAPE SHIIIFT!
feeling I've been
MOVE SHIIIFT!
all senses clean
EARTH's GIFFFT!
back to the meaning.
Back to the meaning of.
LIFE!

Bright is the moon high in, starlight!
Chill is the air cold as steel, tonight!
We shift, call of the wild!
Fear in your eyes!
It's later...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten Scapegoats:

posted by Canada24

#10: SQUIDWARD TENTICLES:
Many episodes focus on Squidward doing 下一个 to nothing antagonistic but still suffer from being maimed, tormented, 或者 even having his hopes and dreams squashed. These episodes have been coined 由 MoBrosStudios as Squidward Torture Porns..

#9: HARRY AND MARV:
Harry 青柠, 石灰 and Marv Merchants aka The Wet Bandits, and the Sticky Bandits, 或者 simply known as Harry and Marv, are the main antagonists of the first two 首页 Alone films. They are robbers who rob money and cash, but are also very bad at their job..

#8: MEG GRIFFIN:
She is typically described as a living doormat and...

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Fanfiction SUCKS

posted by Canada24

I originally left Alpha and Omega 粉丝 fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.

But..

What do 你 know.

My little 小马 brought me WAIT back into it.

The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little 小马 ain't no fuckin better here.

And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.

But, hey.. 你 get use to things I guess.

Only place that seems 安全 is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..

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最佳, 返回页首 ten most honourable deaths..

posted by Canada24

#10: UNCLE: (Red Dead Redemption):
Uncle, in his own way, can be viewed as seeking redemption from his life of petty crime 由 working on the Marston ranch. This parallels the decisions of John and Abigail to leave the 面包车, 范 der Linde gang and lead a normal life.
And in the end he seeked it 由 sacrificing his life.
Same way John's death also would been the ultimate redemption if Jack hadn't killed Ross despite what John would of wanted..

#9: WILLIAM WALLACE: (Braveheart):
They say that persecution is one of the most important elements to make a character truly endearing. In Braveheart, practically...

Crazy Times 2 Part 17

posted by Canada24

"You the ones interested in the car?" Gracy asked, standing 下一个 her pink, roofless car.

That's us... Mind if we take it for test drive" Dash replied, having Niko 下一个 to her for backup.

"Can the sexy European guy come?" Gracy asked flirtishly.

"Of coarse" Niko chuckled.

"You guys dating?" Gracy asked.

"No?" Niko and Dash both said, a bit embaressed.

"So he's single!?" Gracy asked excitedly.

Niko: ... Let's just see how it goes with the car.

AFTER SAFELY LEAVING WHERE THE ITALIAN MOB CAN SEE THEM:

Niko: (whispers from backseat) Now's the time.

Dash: (in drivers seat) Right.. (turns the car to 安全 house)....

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GTA Isn't So Realistic After All

posted by windwakerguy430

#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did 你 get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...

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Witch one of my OC's has a sadder backstory

posted by Canada24

DITTO - MLP:
who many years 以前 (same 年 Luna became nightmare moon) Ditto was Celestia's most trusted student, same role Twilight 'currently' has. It's obvious that Celestia cared very deeply for him, because she was extremely heartbroken when he blamed Celestia for the death of his family, and she was never able to explain herself..

SATEN TWIST - MLP:
HIs father was an abusive drunk who constantly cheated on his mother. And his mother never showed him much 爱情 either.

Only one to care for him was his cousin/friend Derpy Hooves.

Due to his unhappy childhood,and unhappy attitude towards most...

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最佳, 返回页首 10 worst characters

posted by Canada24

#1;
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole,...

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最佳, 返回页首 6 Worst fates

posted by Canada24

#6: A KING'S POWER:
A king’s power depended on his ability to win battles and so gain land and treasure to give his supporters. He was obliged to keep fighting. If he didn’t he would find himself out of a job 或者 deprived of his life; probably both. The power of any kingdom was only as solid as the strength of its king in battle. To be able to cut down several enemies in quick succession, when in a tight spot, and to be a 更多 efficient killer than one’s subordinates, was essential for a king living in a society which regarded warfare as the natural way of life. What was gained 由 the sword...

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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: BEST OF's

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H 嘿苹果白兰地
AppleJack: Are ya drunk 或者 something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear 苹果白兰地 wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I 爱情你 Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...

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Best of spoof Shane: (his humor comes from his unnaturally short temper).

posted by Canada24

Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)

Shane: 由 the way. If 你 die 或者 fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.

Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living 下一个 to 谷仓 with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If 你 wanna live!? 你 wanna SURVIVE!? 你 gotta FIGHT FOR...

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Hellsing 9 & 10

posted by Canada24

Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah 音乐 at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and 迷失 my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually...

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最佳, 返回页首 5 closet things GTA has to role models...

posted by Canada24

#5: KATE MCCREARY:
As Packie says "Kate is the only decent one of outer family".
And she is much 更多 innocent than most other characters..

#4: JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
We all knew what happened to Johnny in Grand Theft Auto 5.
He became weakened shell of his former self, and because of this, was easily murdered 由 Trevor before being able to fight back, while the REAL Johnny would of shit Trevor the moment he started insulting Johnny.
But anyway..
Before all that, Johnny, unlike most other members of the 迷失 (except Jim and probably Clay and Terry) actually has a conscience, unlike Billy who kills for...

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Hellsing 6..

posted by Canada24

As usual.
I don't have much to say..

It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.

Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this 显示 for the violence.

And when 你 know it's Japenesse, 你 KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.

But anyway.

At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..

But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.

Well anyway.
That's all I got.

Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi 婊子, 子 has in store..

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最佳, 返回页首 5 FUCK 你 CARTMAN moments..

posted by Canada24

We all 爱情 Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercriticism to everyone (espically Kyle)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST 老友记 FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman, proving his "loyalty", 由 pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
Not because he...

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My review on OTHER reviews of the tv movie Cyber bullying..

posted by Canada24

Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the 表演 is hard to take serious.
But the over all feel of this movie is very serious.
And it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when 阅读 the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using beautiful blonde 17 年 old girl who's completely "normal" wasn't the right choice for the victim of such cyber bullying.
Say that it'll be better using a mentally challenged person 或者 wheel chair person, 或者 even just a non blonde with no friends..

But here's something to understand.
This DOSE...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten, honorable cops from Rockstar..

posted by Canada24

So yeah.
Rockstar is known for insulting most things.
Particallty police.
But that mainly goes for Grand Theft Auto, for obvious reasons.
But still there also a lot of honorable cops that rockstar made.
Here's the list..

#10: Captain Espinoza (red dead redemption)
To those who don't know, he's the fat guy with the eye patch from the Mexican army.
Unlike the other Mexican army leaders, he's the only one who actually DOSE believe he's helping his country, and that the rebels are terriests.
So.. He's the only one who's actually fighting for a "reason".
But considering he's still a dick in every "other"...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten GOOD types of screamo

posted by Canada24

Well..
Actually it's 更多 of "yelling", then full on screamo..
May not sound like a difference. But trust me, it is..

#10: Andrew WK:
Not much to say. Your have to see yourself.

9 #Billy Talent:
Not much to say.

#8: Bon Jovi:
It may not sound like yelling to somepeople, but trust me, it often is..

#7: Linkin Park:
Most of the yelling is the famish chorus's.
That's what most these bands have in common.

#6: Avenged Sevenfold:
Who dosen't 爱情 hearing Matt Shadows.

#5: SlipKnot:
Though, his "normal" voice is generally much 更多 badass.

#4: Three Days Grace:
I HAD to put them.
I grew up with them.

3: Bullet...