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SATEN TWIST:

Saten Twist is the anti hero, and 标题 character of the comedic series SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

The most known about Saten's backstory is that he never met his father, and lived with an alcoholic, cruel mother who caused him to 移动 in with his cousin and close friend Derpy Hooves.
They lived in Fillydefia, till one 日 Saten unintentionally kills a local bully, who showed, uninvited, to make fun of Derpy after she bangs her head, causing her trademark eye design. Ironically this caused him to get his cutie mark, despite it not even being his "talent".,

Derpy, fearing prison, gets...
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DITTO:

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did 你 do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the 下一个 time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: 嘿 Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.....
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GANGER:
His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)
Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns 彩虹 Dash into a changeling, and calls her a 婊子, 子 before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)
From here, Ganger becomes much less sympathised 由 the readers.
As he wants revenge on Ditto...
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REGGIE:
Reggie is a minor antagonist with a very brief role of the series.
He is the childhood bully of Saten and Derpy, though his methods seems 更多 immature then cruel. But either way he is accidentally killed 由 Saten in an event that ironically caused Saten's cutie mark, despite not being his true talent.

SILVERNEEDLE:
Not much is known about him, despite that he is a hardcore stoner.

SATEN'S MOTHER:
She has no real appearance yet, but is mentioned to be a possible prostitute, and robbed Saten Twist of a proper childhood, due to her obsessive drinking, unfortunately Saten also grows up to...
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posted by Canada24
CLIFF HUDSON:
His reason for insanity is because he 迷失 his family, and keeps getting flash backs of war. And unlike most villains he actually apologizes to the protagonist before he dies, and Frank closes his eyes out of respect..

ADAM THE CLOWN:
Once a happy clown. He was driven over the edge when he witnessed the childrun he loved get eaten alive 由 the undead. Unable to cope, he placed 玩偶 on the roller coaster and treated them like the childrun. And stopping, even killing, anyone who tried to turn off the ride. Doing so would bring zombies onto the roller coaster..

SLAPPY/orginal:
Well.....
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posted by Canada24
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole, is...
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OCTOBER 31:

"… So after being trapped in the hurricane we ended up in Quahog, and Stan shot Sally. But she'll be fine." Carly explained to Dash after the two of them had finally reunited after all that time. The two are now just outside the Griffin house. Pinkie Lancer is seen chasing Herbert the Pervert away from Chris's window. Even drawing her small 38 revolver at him, which she rarely uses. She's 更多 of a non-action character.

"Huh, well I've been here, I've been hanging with a talking dog and super-smart talking baby who can time travel.. Yet I've still had less crazy adventures, though...
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ONE 月 LATER:

We now reach the episode where Quahog is hit 由 a hurricane. In the Griffin house the family attempts to pass the time 由 playing charades and various other games together. They are unable to keep themselves entertained and take their frustrations out on Meg, as usual. Having had enough of their abuse over the years, Meg turns against the other family members. She starts with Chris 由 calling him out for his bullying treatment of her and how he never takes her side in arguments against their parents. When Lois tries to tell her that she is taking her problems out on everyone...
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(It's from here that my favourite character starts 展示 up, also the chapter will start 展示 up real fast, maybe in the same day.. Just copying them from 谷歌 Docs after all)...

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By the 下一个 morning Sally Lucia awakens in the back of Sub-Hub (their version of Subway), the entire night becomes a blur shortly after she and her new 老友记 arrive at whatever bar they went to, Sally can't remember. All she remembers is this moment, wearing a Sub-Hub apron, and Sally's head was burning like someone lit some gasoline on 火, 消防 inside...
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MASTER SWORD:

1:

Saten: But dude! 你 can't steal police cars! 你 know how illegal that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., you're actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful 大炮, 加农炮 in a very dangerous and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).

2:

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword: Why'd 你 bring me to Cake N' 培根 for our third date, I HATE this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get...
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posted by Canada24



Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the 船, 小船 stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took 你 so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. 你 know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR 你 SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do 你 think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and 你 won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...
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Welcome of my 万圣节前夕 inspired movie reviews.

I been 阅读 many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his 万圣节前夕 review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villains.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the 电影院 became worse and worse.. Even after 万圣节前夕 H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"
Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A 月 passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were...
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Weird that as a Canadian meself I can only think of 5..


#5: ROOM:
I never personally seen this, but it's 说 to be okay enough..


#4: THE TERRY 狐狸 STORY:
Terry is a very well known story, there are streets named after him. And 你 can watch this to know what happened.. Can't remember much..


#3: HYENA ROAD:
Not the greatest war movie ever. But I can't find many good Canadian films. And I always respected this one for being Canadian.. Not much else to say..


#2: PASSINDALE:
Another war film. Orginally I never gave this film the proper credit, cause I didn't expect to be a 爱情 story. But it's good...
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#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Several other characters have this role.. Bonnie. Leith Johnson. and Nastas.. But John is the one we play as for the entireity of the game.. And so he gets the spot.. Espically ifyou do side missions.. Which include a old man talking to his long dead wife. Which John awkwardly greets as normal until he can leave.. Though does say "I got meeting with planet earth."



#2: COLE PHELPS (La Noire):
Comes aross as the only cop that actually cares about the safety of the citizens.. Espically compared to Roy Earle.. But Cole's flaw is his pride. Which is often mistaken...
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So yeah.. After watching Serbian film.. I've had enough of those horrible fucking movies.. Deciding to do REAL reviews.. 电影院 I actually like.

Anyone who knows me, knows that of COARSE I would review Freddy-fucking-Krueger.. I use to drive WindWaker and DreamTime crazy with my obsesson of him.. But I'm actually over the phase now. I haven't actually watched one of the 电影院 in a while..

I never understood why Robert Englund didn't get nominated for this movie.. Took up to the sequels for him to get at least niminated.. But still never won.. Better then Chucky though, Brad Douiff wasn't even...
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For those wondering.. Yes, Glaze is the same Glaze from those youtobe channels, where she sings 粉丝 made songs. The creator made her female cause he claims he likes the female 小马 designs better..

And too be honest, she's kinda cute.

But in this, her and Derpy share the same type of role.. Glaze is cute, but she's also violent, short tempered, willing to manipulate 你 into doing her dirty work..

So it's best not to get on Glaze's bad side..

AlexMane, groaning to himself, approached the woman's prison.

AlexMane: I'm here to bail out Glaze WoodenToaster.

Guard: Aren't 你 the one that lead us too...
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posted by Canada24
I only watched episode 4 today.

So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.

Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)

Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.

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Well.. I honestly don't have anything to say this time.
This 显示 is starting to give me that "numb feelings" 你 get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..

Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.

Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.

This 显示 seems 更多 subtle, and smarter..

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3 DAYS EARLIER:

Twi: 你 sure about leaving?

Saten: Afried so.. But at least Pinkie is taking it better than I thought she would.

Pinkie: (crying heavily).

Saten: See, she's fine.

Twi: Uhh, sure.

Pinkie: (still crying)

Dash: Hey, 你 still got me Pinkie.

Pinkie: (thinks about this) (cries harder).

Saten: I am gonna miss this place though.. So many friends.

Master Sword: (walks bye).

Saten: 嘿 buddy

Master Sword: Fuck off, (flips him the middle finger before leaving).

Twi: Guess he still blames 你 for Derpy..

Saten: Sure.. But least he's handling it better than he did earlier.

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