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WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the 最佳, 返回页首 of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And 你 gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) 由 the way. I'm gonna start a 随意 relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...
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FIVE YEARS EARLIER:

It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.

Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...

"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"

But nothing else was written against the grave, no 评论 like 你 would see on many gravestones. It just 说 her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.

"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...
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#1:
"It's one if 你 want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if 你 drop a glass 啤酒 bottle.. 你 pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"


#2:
"Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"


#3:
"There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... 或者 there's also the fact...
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WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare 彩虹 Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the 粉, 粉色 mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! 你 made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's...
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"Gracie, 你 alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, 你 animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for 你 sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, 表演 like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"Say.. Do 你 ever hear back from that Michael De Santa guy?.. He seemed to like you, friend wise" Dash asked.

"Michael?.. Oh, right, Michael.. Sure. I have him on LifeInvader.. Check out his latest post" Packie replied, 展示 Dash his LifeInvader page.

(Michael Townley says: "Dear Liberty City.. Bring Patrick MrCreary back to Los Santos, and I'll give 你 Trevor Phillips").

"Yeah.. That dose seem like something, Michael would say" Dash laughed.

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"You made it!" Dash cried, hugging Niko.

"What happened to your leg, boyo?" Packie asked...
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Our story begins at the set of 'canterlot wedding'.

Inside the castle, the Changelings have imprisoned Celestia in a 青柠, 石灰 green goo cocoon. Princess Cadance has been glued to the floor with the same substance.

At the same time, the main six had ventured off to find the elements of harmony, but unknown to everyone else they were outnumbered captured.

Cadence soon began saying "You won't get away with this! Twilight and her 老友记 wi-

But at that direct moment. The main six, had Changeling soilders bring them back into the castle, defeated.

"You were saying" Chrysalis, 皇后乐队 of the Changelings, said...
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#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded 由 a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted 由 most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed 由 Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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"NONE OF 你 FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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