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One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian 小马 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for a new episode of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored 由 Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific...

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 36

Mail Pony

February 4, 1954

Pete: *Checks clock* It's almost seven.
Gordon: That means we can go 首页 soon.
Pete: Yeah, I think everypony knows that.
Gordon: *Waiting for clock to strike seven with excitement*
Metal Gloss: *Drives passenger train to station*
Gordon: Ugh, Metal...

Majora is currently my 最喜爱的 character from
xanauzumaki.

He's such a troll.. I 爱情 it...


#1:
Majora: (hits Tael with Skull kids body)
Skull kid: 你 sure like to hurt to people, don't you.
Majora: I refuse to be talked 由 that fairy. He needed to sufffer.
Skull kid: 你 sure are violent, aren't you.
Majora: ................... WHERE THE FUCK HAVE 你 BEEN!? I'M A GOD DAMN GOD OF GOD DAMN EVIL!!


#2:
Tael: (hinted to be talking about Pinkie Pie) IAll I'm saying is, sure, she makes muffins, and she makes cupcakes. But 你 can't have both. To have one is to disgrace the other. And that is blasphemy....

Yeah.. It's been a while I done one of these..


#10: AVOID ORAJA BOARDS:
Don't fuck with these things things.
It never ends well.
Especially cause, according too T.C.R.
Most spirits stay behind cause they aren't allowed in heaven.
Cause they were murders, rapists, any of that evil shit.
And if these sorts of spirits are haunting you. 你 can guarantee that this isn't "casper the friendly host" shit.
They want too kill you..


#9: DON'T RENT OLD 视频 OF 俱乐部 STUBB-HOUSE:
I'm serious.. This is the BEST creepy 意大利面 ever.
And with ThatCreepyReading narrating it, I, no joke, had too sleep with the...