#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING: Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person. Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves. Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to). When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted 由 most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole). And she is eventually possessed 由 Bathsheba herself. And tired murdering her youngest daughter. But protagonists stop her....
#1: "It's one if 你 want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if 你 drop a glass 啤酒 bottle.. 你 pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"
#2: "Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"
#3: "There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... 或者 there's also the fact...
“Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice as the story we knew of sugar and spice.”
There’s long been rumors as to how exactly rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the 彩虹 department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What’s known is that great streams of Spectra, the individual 颜色 of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated 彩虹 pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city.
SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)
Saten: *drunkily* H 嘿 苹果白兰地 AppleJack: Are ya drunk 或者 something? Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week. (Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear 苹果白兰地 wasn't completely comfortable with it.) Saten: I I 爱情 你 Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY! AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...
It's not as good as I hoped. But. Nor was it as bad as I expected.
It's.. In between.
I haven't forgot it's Japennesse. And. Not trying to be racist. But Japen has all the weird shit. Ever seen there commericals? All 你 have to do is go onto Windwakers club. He has these fucked up TV commericals. And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.
Didn't really have a 最喜爱的 character. Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode. Ever seen his clips. He's actually pretty funny in the real one. Too bad the actor, Josh...
#10: Major: Destory EVERYTHING! Nazi: Even 伦敦 bridge. Major: Yes. Yes. 伦敦 Bridge is falling down. We all know the song. The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum? The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9: Alucard: Walter, do 你 know what my 最佳, 返回页首 three 最喜爱的 things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. 秒 is Nazis. Can 你 guess the first? Walter: Your father? Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8: Anderson: 你 will witness what happens what here today, and 你 will will speak of it later.. Except 你 won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#10: TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE: This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is. By this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape, and I usually know what I'm getting myself into. Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me. But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT 阅读 this story, ever!
#9: MR HANKY: It's sad that I have to put South Park on this list. But as Cartmen says "a talking poo is where I draw the line".