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Vaas
The story stars Carly Jade.. A character a friend let's me use for my stories..

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Carly awoke in a cell, seeing she was tied up in a cage, along with her new friend Grant Brody. All she remembered was trying to take a vacation with her husband Johnny Klebitz, and a bunch of their friends.

They were told about Rock Island 由 what was unknown to them, one of Vaas's spotters, and now here she was alone in this weird place, and scared as she realized she was tied up.

"Ahh, your awake" Came a voice.

Carly looked up, and saw a scary looking man standing outside the cage (Vaas).

"You two think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy!.. (shows to have stolen Carly's phone) I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone... So, what do we have here? Grant, from California.. And Carly, from Los Santos.. Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really 爱情 you, cause 你 two white kids look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things" Vaas said, putting Carly's phone in his pocket.

Grant tried talking, but his mouth was gagged.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Vaas mocked.

Grant again tries talking but Vaas becomes suddenly enraged.

"DO 你 WANT ME TO CUT 你 OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. SHUT THE FUCK UP!.. Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye., (Grant looks away from Vaas) HEY! 你 FUCK! Look me in the eye. (Grant looks Vaas dead in the eyes). You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... 或者 你 die. (Carly mumbles too) (Vaas turns his attention to her) What is it, Carly? Carly, what is it? Why aren't 你 laughing like 你 did up in the sky?.. What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you?.. 你 see, thing is, up there, 你 thought 你 had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, 你 thought 你 were the king of the fuckin world didn't you?,.. But hermano, down here... down here... 你 hit the ground" Vaas said, intimidatingly.

Carly, realizing the seriousness of the situation, stayed quite. This guy was scary, even to HER.

Vaas laughed to himself.

"It's okay.. Cause the three of us, we're gonna be spending a LOT of time together as we wait for the mon-"

"Vaas. Stop scaring the hostages, I need 你 to take care the rejects" A man, later known as Hoyt Volker 说 to the scary looking man in-front of Carly and Grant.

"Let's hope 你 two pieces of FUCK are 更多 entertaining than your friends.. Ta-ta.. bye bye" Vaas 说 to Carly and Grant, before following Hoyt and both were gone.

Grant secretly cut himself free, and then freed Carly.

"Are 你 okay?" he asked.

Carly could only node in silence.

"We gotta get out of here, call that guard over" Grant to Carly.

"You serious?" Carly asked, her voice still a bit shaky.

"Yes, do it" Grant sternly replied.

Carly called over one of the Pirates, who came over, telling her to shut up. But Grant grabbed him and broke the man's neck. Scaring Carly a bit.

"That's what they teach 你 in the army" Grant 说 to himself, and grabbed the guard's key, unlocking the cage, and Carly and himself.

"Alright, follow me, and stay quite" Grant told Carly, despite not fully knowing where he was going.

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Carly followed Grant threw the hostile area, sneaking past the pirates. And Carly saw Vaas shooting down prisoners while mocking them about nobody wanting to pay for them, having it be the last thing they ever think about.. Yikes.

Grant and Carly entered a small house, but a Pirate was napping inside and stood up to call the others, but Grant quickly threw a throw 刀 into the man's head, killing him silently and instantly.

"Oh shit, he's dead" Carly whispered to herself in a bit of shock.

Grant moved the body to a hiding spot, so it won't be found later, and then opened the door silently.

"G -Grant I can't do this" Carly said, the situation finally being too much to her.

Grant grabbed her and shook her a bit.

"Hey.. Hey.. I can't find Johnny, and Daisy, and Dash, and Packie, and your brother, without you.. So hold it together. Okay?" Grant sternly told her.

"Okay.. Okay.. Sorry, sorry" Carly said, trying to calm down.

"God. I never should of brought Jimmy" Carly quitely said, sad for her brother (maybe for the first time).

"We're find him.. We're find all of them" Grant quietly told her.

After it seems that they finally escaped, Grant pulled out a map of the island.

"Dose the map say were Johnny is?" Carly asked, still trying to mentally recover.

"We're gonna find him. We're gonna find the others. And then we're going home" Grant 说 comfortingly.

But suddenly there was a loud bang and Grant was shot in the throat.

Carly looked behind her seeing they didn't fully escape the prison camp after all.

Vaas is revealed on a stage behind them, holding a AP Pistol, and chuckling to himself. A bunch of his soldiers surrounding him. Carly covered her hands over Grant's throat, desperately trying to save him, but it wasn't working. Vaas's voice is heard fadingly in the background.

Vaas: What, 你 want to run? Huh? 你 want to run, 你 want to disrespect me? 你 want to fuck with me? I mean, 你 come here, with your-

"Grant! GRANT!" Carly shouted tearfully, realizing it wasn't working.

Vaas: with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, and your dimwit friends. And 你 want to fuck with me? 你 WANNA FUCK ME!?

Carly realized Grant is dead, and realizing it's not the time to be sad about it just yet. She back away with him, Vaas's voice is heard 更多 clearly now.

"I like that. No, I respect that! I'm gonna give 你 thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat 你 up alive, I will" Vaas 说 off view.

Carly paused and looked at Vaas, a bit confused.

"YOU FUCKING DEATH!?.. I 说 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, 你 CHICKEN FUCK!.. RUN FOREST, RUN!" Vas screamed at her.

Carly was quick to understand that this is her only chance, and ran as fast as she ever has in her life, as gunfire fired around her.

Vaas: RUN FOREST, RUN!

Carly continued her desperate escape.

At one point one of the Pirate's leaped onto her, trying the force a 刀 into her, but Carly forced the 刀 into the Pirate's neck, killing him.

Carly was a bit shocked of her actions, but that was cut short 由 the return of the gunfire, and Carly leaped down a edge, landing in a river.

After an unknown amount of time, Carly was pulled back up 由 a hand.

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 Johnny
Johnny


Carly was slapped back to reality.

"Hey, wake up!" came a familiar voice.

"J -Johnny!?"

"Jesus Carly, 你 scared the shit out of me just then" Johnny chuckled.

"Hey Dennis! She's alive!" Johnny cried to a mysterious black skinned man, known in the game as Dennis Hopper.

"Good, good.. So little lady, obviously 你 must of gotten farmilar with that asshole Vaas" Hopper chuckled.

"I can't believe I'm saying this.. But I think I would of preferred Trevor" Carly 说 to herself.

"I made sure your biker friend didn't get captured, but was too late for you.. Sorry for the trauma 你 probably suffered, but not EVERYONE on the island is like that.. Let me 你 显示 你 the REAL Rock Island" Dennis 说 in his strong accent, before helping Carly onto her feet.

"Where's Grant?" Johnny asked.

"He.. (tears up) He's dead!" Carly cried, Johnny hugging her.

"Vaas?" Dennis asked.

"Yeah.. Vaas" Carly replied.

"I'm really sorry he took your friend from you, Vaas killed a LOT of good people" Dennis replied.

"Yeah.. He seemed the type" Carly sniffed.

"I dream of the day, when I cut Vaas's 心 out!" Dennis growled to himself.

"We know the feeling" Carly and Johnny both admitted.

"Anyway.. Me and my men need to take one of their bases, unfortunately, we're kinda at war" Dennis admitted, and started walking off.

"Wait.. Let us help 你 win the fight" Carly insisted.

"But Carly, it's not our fight" Johnny insisted.

"But it IS our fight Johnny.. They took our friend, they deserve to suffer" Carly replied.

"Alright then.. Follow me to the gun store.. I'll buy" Dennis replied.

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Dennis Rogers lead his new friend's two the local gunstore. There wasn't many options, so Carly took a combat shotgun as Johnny took an AK47. Along with both taking a AP Pistol.

"Wait, this will also come in handy as well" Dennis said, giving Carly a machete.

"Do I get one?" Johnny asked excitedly.

"Sorry, only had the one" Dennis admitted.

"But I do have a 斧头, 短柄小斧 if 你 want" he added.

"No thanks" Johnny replied.

"Your loss" Dennis chuckled, and put the 说 斧头, 短柄小斧 into his 带, 皮带 before grabbing a AK47.

"Anyway.. Here's the jeep, let's hurry before we miss all the fun" Dennis said, 展示 that despite that he's probably a non violent person. He has a surprising 爱情 for battle.

Suddenly the radio Carly 偷了 from the camp says that they have Packie held at the 说 outpost, they didn't realize the radio was stolen.

"Haha.. Two birds with one stone as the saying goes." Dennis replied, starting the jeep.

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Dennis arrived at the outpost and before long, the battle had began.

Surprisingly, most of the Pirates were actually pretty poor at shooting, and the battle was surprisingly easy. Plus Dennis had 更多 men then the pirates. And before long, the area was cleared of pirates, and Dennis's men replaced the Vaas's flag with their own flag.

Carly searched the entire area, but Packie was nowhere to be found.

"He's not here!" She cried to Dennis, clearly saddened 由 the fact. Packie is tough. But he's still human, and Carly was scared for him. Being stuck with that monster Vaas.

"I'm sorry honey, we did what we could" Johnny said, putting his hand on her shoulder.

Suddenly Dennis appeared. Saying another one of their 老友记 has been found and saved 由 an ally of his, Dr. Earnhardt.

Saying Earnhardt is a bit crazy, but not Vaas's crazy, he's actually a pretty nice guy, and also gave them the location to him, saying they can take his jeep, he won't be needing it. But he also gave them an radio so they can keep in contact.

"Thank 你 Dennis, I hope we see 你 again, your a good man" Carly said, even hugging him.

"Yes.. Good luck with the war" Johnny added.

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Carly and Johnny arrive to meet Dr. Earnhardt. Upon arriving at Earnhardt's mansion, they out that one of their 老友记 escaped Vaas, but it was not Packie, rather it was Daisy, Grant's girlfriend.

Earnhardt tells them that 雏菊, 黛西 is in serious need of medical attention, and he needs to retrieve a 蘑菇 in order to keep 雏菊, 黛西 alive. However, this 蘑菇 is in a cave under Earnhardt's mansion, and volunteers to venture into the caves to find it.

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After finding the strange 蘑菇 and returning home, Carly gives Earnhardt the mushroom. Earnhardt tells Carly and Johnny that 雏菊, 黛西 is awake and to go and check on her while he makes the antidote.

They head upstairs and meet with Daisy, who has a strong fever, but alive.

Johnny asked if the doctor harmed her, but 雏菊, 黛西 说 the doctor is actually very sweet (Witch he is).

Carly tearfully tells her of Grant's death, much to Daisy's misery. But she also tells of her's and Johnny's 搜索 for the others.

Earnhardt comes upstairs to administer the antidote, and Johnny asks that when they finds 更多 of his 老友记 if Earnhardt could keep them there to ensure their safety.

Earnhardt strongly refuses, due to the fact that Vaas' men frequently visit to buy product from him.

But 雏菊, 黛西 begs him to reconsider, and it's revealed Earnhardt is the SAD kind of crazy. He calls her 由 the name of his deceased daughter, Agnes, believing her to be the 说 daughter, and it's why he saved her.

Either way, he reluctantely agrees to give refuge to the others.

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A FEW DAYS LATER:

As 雏菊, 黛西 was left behind when the location was confirmed a 安全 one. And the Doctor was confirmed to be completely harmless. Carly even felt bad for the guy, he 迷失 his daughter, and can't cope properly.

Anyway, 雏菊, 黛西 was left trying fix a boat. Most likely the one that Christopher Mintz-plasse arrived in. it was badly damaged, but fixable.

Just will take a long time. Really long time.

Anyway Carly and Johnny got word of Packie's last known location, and went to go investigate.

"How is it 你 avoided getting caught anyway?" Carly asked.

"I was the only one that didn't get knocked out.. I felt shitty about it, but I had to hide, Dennis found me and took down a few pirates.. 由 the way, I think I saw the head of Christopher Mintz-plasse sticking out the sand" Johnny told her.

"Huh. Well the news DID say he went missing.. Poor guy" Carly replied.

Eventually they arrived at the location.

"Shit, Packie's gone again" Carly said, getting much 更多 impatient.

"Hang on, let me check that room" Johnny said, opening a door, only for pirate to appear from inside, and knock Johnny unconscious with an AK47.

Carly angrily shot him dead with her combat shotgun.

But then 更多 Pirates came, and held her against the ground. Revealing it was a set up, the Pirates were waiting for them.

And before long, the one that seemed to be in charge walked in front of her.

Carly looked up, and gasped as she saw who it was.

"YOU!" She screamed.

"Missed me?" Vaas said, smiling evilly.

Carly tried grabbing for her breaking free, but Vaas knocked her unconscious.

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Johnny awoke tied to chair. Carly tied to a chair infront of him, Packie two.

"Packie! Packie are 你 okay!?" Johnny cried.

Packie was two weak to reply. He looked very beaten up, and looked half dead.

Suddenly Vaas showed up, pouring gasoline around the room, and even doing a silly little dance about it, before throwing away the can and tried lighting match, but it wasn't working very well.

"Let me guess.. Your Vaas" Johnny said, glaring at him.

"Smart biker boy, very smart" Vaas mocked.

"When I get out of thi-"

"Haha.. 你 think your so tough don't you" Vaas laughed.

But Vaas paused as he noticed Johnny's tattoos, mistaking them for Rakyat markings.

"Who gave 你 that ink, hmm? I asked 你 a question: who give 你 that ink, hmm? Did Citra give 你 that ink, did my sister give 你 that ink, huh?" Vaas asked sternly.

"What the fuck are 你 talking about!? Who's Crita!?" Johnny cried.

"She's lead leader of those Rakyat soldiers.. I heard 你 two are getting farmilar with them" Vaas replied.

"Look, we helped them out a little. It's nothing" Johnny insisted.

"Yes.. That's how it starts isn't it?.. There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister... But that was not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please.. (starts pacing anxiously) 你 see the thing about our loved ones, right, OUR FUCKIN LOVED ONES!.. They come, and they BLINDSIDE 你 every fucking time.. So they say to me, they say Vaas.. VAAS!?.. Who the FUUUCK is it going to be?! THEM!?, 或者 ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE! 或者 THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like 你 know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice.. (beat) 由 the way, this lighter really sucks. 你 know, so much for poetics. (places lighter in Johnny's 衬衫 pocket)"

Johnny had to admit. This guy was creeping him out. He understood why Carly was so scared of him after last time.

Vaas soon calmed down and started heading towards the door.

"You can't just leave us like this!" Johnny angrily 说 from under his teeth.

"Just watch us" 说 one of the pirates.

Vaas chuckled, and grabbed a box of matches.

"I'm telling 你 biker boy.. It's truly beautiful.. That 你 are willing to die for the ones 你 love" Vaas said, before calmly lighting a match and throwing it onto the gasoline, lighting up the room.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" Johnny screamed, trying to break free.

Vaas laughed as his men grabbed Packie, and forced him to come with them as they left.

But fortunately, Johnny somehow got himself free and untied Carly, and they jumped out the window as it was their only exit.

"Man, 你 weren't kidding about him" Johnny said, panting heavily.

"Yes" Carly panted.

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 Willis
Willis


Almost a week later, Carly and Johnny were told to find a man named Willis.

They do find him, and he reveals to be an American CIA agent.

"I heard about 你 two.. I know where your 老友记 Dash and Packie are. I'll help 你 two, but only if 你 help me in return" Willis told them.

"Of coarse, 你 seem nice enough" Carly insisted.

"Me first.. (shows an image of an 45 年 old man, wearing a suit, but no tie. And messy black hair) This is my main target" Willis said.

"I.. I think seen that man back at the prison camp" Carly remember.

"His name is Hoyt Volker.. He's the boss of a very particular friend of yours, Vaas Montenegro.. Mr Volker is also one of the world's biggest slave traders" Willis explained.

"And 你 want us to kill him?" Johnny asked.

"I wish it were that simple.. No, actually I want 你 to take this flame flower" Willis said, giving the 说 flamer 花 to Johnny. And a 秒 one to Carly.

"Destroy some of Hoyt's fields.. It'll slow down his plans" Willis said. The two nodded in understandment.

Dennis: 你 two find Willis?

"Yes.. He told us about Vaas's boss.,. Hoyt 或者 something" Johnny replied.

Dennis: Hoyt Volker?!.. 你 stay away from him! This is a very dangerous man!

"Can't be worse than Vaas" Johnny replied.

Dennis: Vaas wasn't ALWAYS like that, he use to be one of us.. But Hoyt took Vaas's mind a long time ago.. Hoyt is responsible for all the evil of this island.

They both paused for a moment.

"Don't worry, we're be careful" Carly eventually 说 to the radio.

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Carly and Johnny returned to Willis after destorying this fields.

"We did what 你 wanted.. Now about our friends?" Carly asked.

"Very well.. Dash Zucia is first" Willis said.

"It's an L.. Lucia" Carly 说 while laughing a little.

"Right.. Either way.. It's not pretty, but a man bought her from Hoyt, as a sex slave 或者 some shit" Willis admitted.

"You know who it is?" Carly asked.

"Wait here" Willis said, handing them a picture of middle aged man with a unbuttoned shirt, and blue jeans. A large buck tattoo covering his chest.

"He's an Austrian, ex marine.. His name is Bambi Hughes.. But everyone calls him Buck" Willis told them.

"I'll handle this one.. I owe that girl.. 你 find Packie" Johnny 说 to Carly, before taking the picture.

"Be careful, he might be dangerous" Willis warned.

Johnny nodded in understandment before he quickly left the room.

"And Packie?" Carly asked.

"It's a little 更多 complex.. I'm not actually sure where he is.. But I have a strong guess that your 'friend' Vaas, may be holding at Beras Town" Willis told.

"Why's that?" Carly asked.

"Well, thing is.. Your getting popular" Willis said, before playing a tape he recorded of Vaas and Hoyt.

Hoyt: Lovely weather we're having.

Vaas: Why boss, 你 planning a parade?

Hoyt: (laughs hard) That's why I 爱情 你 Vaas, 你 make me laugh. Everything in business is so goddamn serious. But you. So... what about Townley?

Vaas: Ohh, 你 know I don't give a fuck about her!.. I don't give a fuck.

Hoyt: Really? Then why am I here?

Vaas: Once 你 got the ransom money, her 老友记 are gonna be sold like that. I shot her pal Grant. I did what 你 wanted with her brother. And my men are getting ready to kill that annoying Irish one.. But.. It's my sister.. Carly might be working for her.

Hoyt: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY!.. Your the one that let her escape! It is 由 MY grace that your head isn't impaled on the antenna of my car!.. Therefore, I would LIKE IT, if 你 gave a fuck, about Carly Townley!

Vaas: (nervous) Okay, Hoyt. Okay, alright.

Hoyt: Fantastic!.. I am really loving this weather.. What's the name of the village down the road? Beras Town? A bunch of native sympathizers. They 偷了 a transportation manifest that's close to my heart. I'd like to pay them a visit.. Nice to see you, Vaas.

(end tape):

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 Buck
Buck


Johnny arrived at a bar, and found the man from the Willis's picture having a 啤酒 由 himself.

"Are 你 Buck?" Johnny asked him.

"Well it's not my birth name. But yes.. And 你 are?" The man asked, with his strong Austrian accent.

"Johnny Klebitz.. I'm here for my friend Dash" Johnny told him.

"Dash?... Dash?... Dosen't ring a bell" Buck replied, getting up, and getting another beer.

"You bought her from Hoyt" Johnny said, holding in his anger.

Buck bought his 秒 beer, paused for a moment, and than chuckled to himself.

"Oh yeah. Her.. Actually she 说 her name was (imitates trying to scream through a gag)" Buck said, before bursting into laughter.

"Your hysterical" Johnny groaned, resisting the urge to shoot Bambi "Buck" Hughes wait then and there.

"So? Want a beer?" Buck asked.

"Look! I JUST want Dash!" Johnny demanded.

Buck just laughed again, and sat back down.

"Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.. We're not all, savages here.. We're just businessmen.. I've got something 你 want.. So your going to get something I want" Buck said.

"And what the hell is that!?" Johnny cried impatiently.

Buck chuckles.

"Temper, temper, Johnny.. 你 kill me, and your NEVER get your little girlfriend back" Buck said, still grinning.

"She's not m... Whatever actually.. What do 你 want Bambi?" Johnny asked, still seeming anxious.

Buck reveals a drawing of a rare Chinese knife, The Silver Dragoon.

"You find me this.. And we're be even Steven" Buck told him.

"I.. I thought that 刀 was just a myth" Johnny said, rather shocked.

"Knife.. A knife?.. (angrily grabs the drawing back) IT'S NOT JUST A FUCKIN KNIFE!.. It's art!" Buck replied.

"But anyway.. This is my ONLY deal" Buck added.

"(sighs) Fine.. Where is it?" Johnny asked.

"The treasure hunter, he knew were it was.. But some of Vaas's men came, and they got the wanker's boat.. But 你 know what else they got?" Buck asked.

"... The knife?"

"Maybe Johnny.. Maybe.. 你 want to save Dashie, right?.. Find that boat.. Find out if they kept it on there" Buck replied.

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Johnny reached the large ship, but, of coarse, it was surrounded 由 Pirates.

Johnny tried sneaking past them, but they spotted him and started at shooting him.

"Looks like we're doing this the old fashioned way" Johnny said, pulling out the AK47 he still had from Dennis and fired back them, shooting one of them in the face, killing him.

Johnny eventually got onto the actual ship and continued shooting at the pirates, even throwing a grenade, killing a good many of them.

"THIS WHAT 你 AFTER!?" Johnny shouted while shooting.

After the really long battle, Johnny eventually reached a computer, trying to see if it has a location of the knife. He also found a mysterious compass, But then, he realized there was bomb triggering, and ran away, and it went off, as he desperately made his way off the sinking ship, barely surviving the encounter, before passing out from exhaustion.

Voice: Johnny?.. Rise and shine Johnny.

Johnny woke up.

"Oh.. It's you" Johnny groaned, as he saw Bambi Hughes standing over him.

"Come on, get up" Buck said, giving him a hand onto his feet.

"It wasn't on the boat" Johnny told him.

"Ohh.. Dash is gonna be disappointed isn't she?.. In fact.. She just cries all the time now.. Actually, it's getting kinda annoyi-"

"JUST SHUT UP!" Johnny angrily shouted, as he checked on his AP pistol, after realizing his AK47 left on the ship during the escape.

"Anyway.. Did 你 happen to find a compass in there?" Buck asked.

"Wait here" Johnny said, looking at the mysterious compass.

"Right. Resourch says.. Follow the compass"

"Thanks for the help" Johnny 说 sarcastically.

"Anyway.. If 你 excuse me.. Dash.. Needs me" Buck said, before leaving.

The ancient compass leads Johnny to an abandoned Japanese WWII bunker. Where he mysteriously found Buck waiting for him.

"What the fu- If 你 knew where I was suppose to go, WHY DIDN'T 你 JUST TELL M-"

"Johnny.. Johnny.. Don't get your panties in a twist. I'm not playing the bloody game. 你 are.. I'm just a spectator.. But I'm expecting a good show, eh?" Buck replied.

"Get out of the way" Johnny growled to him, knowing the compass was leading him into the bunker.

"Sure. But first.. History time.. Imagine? Consider if 你 will?.. This monumental testament, to irony.. The bloody Japs.. The form a special unit of. Well.. 你 know.. To try to find 迷失 treasures and riches to feed their empire.. But they don't realize.. They build the bloody thing bunker here, wait over the fuckin stuff their looking for! (chuckles to himself).. Come on, ask me 'what are they looking for?"

"No" Johnny 说 annoyedly.

Buck briefly paused.

"... I should cane 你 for that, I really should.. But I'll just cane Dash instead (chuckles).. Their after. The Chao-fucking-Yang.. This flagship use to belong to famish famish Japenesse general.. But the bloody thing.. It just fuckin disappeared. With lots of riches.. Including.. That fuckin knife!.. Anyway, history lessons over.. Look after yourself biker boy" Buck said, patting Johnny's shoulder before leaving.

"I'm gonna kill that motherfucker" Johnny growled under his breath, before entering the bunker.

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The 下一个 morning Johnny finally came out of the bunker, only to mysteriously see Buck again.

"How do 你 keep finding me!?" Johnny asked, starting to get a bit scared of him.

"(laughs) Not important.. So.. 你 have it?" Buck asks.

"No.. I didn't find the knife" Johnny admitted.

Buck officially started losing his patience.

"No, no, no, Johnny that's NOT alright!.. It's just a little fuckin 刀 I told 你 to get for me!. But your too incompetent. TOO FUCKING LAZY TO GET IT!.. Too busy playing games!" Buck yelled at him.

"All I found was a few pieces to go with compass.. But I'm getting close, I can feel it" Johnny insisted.

"Fine.. Better get going then.. I'll be waiting" Buck groaned.

"... 你 KNOW where I'm suppose to go, don't you?" Johnny asked, still a bit creeped out 由 how Buck mysteriously keeps appearing all the time.

"Can't say mate.. Just know where your heading" Buck replied, before walking off.

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Meanwhile.

Carly arrived at Beratown, although Packie wasn't there, but Willis 说 it's okay. If she saves the hostages, they might tell her where her friend is.

Carly took out her Machete, silently killing a Pirate look out, before looking though a pair of binoculars, checking at what she's up against.

"Your friend Hoyt is down there" Carly said, seeing Hoyt holding an MP5 and getting ready to speak to hostages, and some of his men surrounding him.

"Wait till he leaves, other wise he'll make chicken 炒面 out of McReary" Willis 说 to her though the earpiece he gave her.

"I want it to be clear! Anyone, ANYONE! Tries to help those savages out in in the woods! Will end up like their 老友记 here! Is my POINT coming across!?" Hoyt shouted out, to nobody in particular.

"You!.. Run!" Hoyt shouted to the three hostages, before firing his MP5 into the air scaring the hostages into running though the lake, only for it to be discovered that Hoyt is making them run though a friggin mine field, and only one of the three hostages make it safely across.

"Have fun boys!" Hoyt told his men, and they began shooting at the survival, as Hoyt himself boarded his helicopter and left.

"That's our man, go in and abstract him" Willis told Carly.

"Are 你 nuts!?" Carly cried.

"Just go behind the houses, it's a safer route, and nobody will see you" Willis told her.

"But they're see me down there" Carly complained.

"That's what 你 have 枪 for silly" Willis said, a bit playfully.

"And besides.. My men will provide 你 some cover fire" Willis added.

"Alright. I'm going in" Carly said, cocking her combat shotgun and sprinting over to the man Willis spoke of, as Willis's men gave her support fire, Carly cut loose the hostage.

"Agent Willis Huntley sent me, 说 你 might know something about my friend Packie McReary" Carly told him.

"I'll tell you, but first 你 have to get me out of here!" The man replied, grabbing a AK47 off a dead Pirate and shooting at the enemies, although his aim was really terrible. But Carly knew this was probably his first time holding a gun, so didn't mock him about it.

"Alright, stay close" Carly replied, shooting a nearby enemy, dead.

After a really long battle, the man then gives Carly the transportation manifest that Hoyt was searching for. Witch is information on where Packie McReary is being held. Revealing Vaas mis-spoke earlier, it's Hoyt himself who was ordering the death of Packie, not Vaas.

Carly had to hurry before it was too late.

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Johnny, after finally finding the 刀 known as THE SILVER DRAGON. And merely surviving Indiana Jones like booby traps, radios Buck.

"Your not here!" Johnny 说 angrily.

"Not this time mate.. 你 have it?" Buck's voice asked.

"Yeah, yeah, I have that stupid fuckin 刀 你 wanted!" Johnny angrily replied.

"Prefect.. Bring it to my place" Buck replied.

Johnny finally reached Buck's house, and found Buck sitting at his table, for some reason not wearing any pants, just his 衬衫 and underwear. But Johnny decided not to ask any questions. Cause he didn't WANT any 答案 to it.

"Haha, 你 have it.. Gave it here" Buck says, motioning for Johnny to hand over the fancy knife.

"... Dash first" Johnny 说 sternly.

"Very well" Buck said, tossing him a small key. "She's downstairs".

Johnny dropped the 刀 on the table, grabbed the key and started heading downstairs, as Buck examined the knife.

Buck: 你 gotta hand it to the Chinese, when they disembowelled you, they did it in bloody style!.. I mean look at this thing!

"DASH!" Johnny cries, running over to the clearly traumatized girl.

"No! Please! No more.. I beg you!" Dash tearfully cried, obviously afraid of Buck. But then she looked and saw it was Johnny, and gently grabbed him.

"Johnny, 你 gotta get me out of here.. I'm begging you.. Please get me out of here!" Dash begged.

"I'm getting 你 out, okay?" Johnny calmly told her.

"Yeah.. About that" came a sudden voice.

Johnny looked over, and suddenly saw Buck. As he smiled evilly at them.

"You 说 she can leave, 你 FUCK!" Johnny angrily cried, even shielding Dash behind him.

"No, no.. What I said.. Dash, may leave with you.. But your not going anywhere, are you" Buck replied.

"What are 你 talking about!?" Johnny cried, now confused.

"You see Johnny.. I AM grateful.. And I was hoping to 显示 my graditude.. 你 know properly" Buck said. Finally revealing his true nature, 由 hinting he wants them BOTH to be his slaves, leaving Buck's sexuality kinda questionable.

"We're walking! Though that door!" Johnny cried, finally ready to snap, and kill this asshole.

"You are when I say 你 are.. I'll take 你 bloody if 你 like.. I like my meat rare" Buck said, before giving one of those evil laugh moments.

Johnny, realizing the danger pulled out his AP Pistol, but Buck, due to his military experience, quickly overpowered Johnny, and threw him onto the ground, having Johnny lose the gun.

"(laughs) This is some fucked up foreplay, eh?" Buck laughed, as Johnny's pain was clearly bringing him joy.

Johnny was now even 更多 angry, "DIE! 你 SICK SON OF BITCH!" Johnny screamed, while he wrestled Buck for the knife. And during this struggle. Johnny headbutts Buck, and forces Buck to stab himself in the 心 (if Buck even had one).

Johnny then ripped the 刀 out of Buck, and kicked him flying onto the ground. Killing Buck.

"I got you" Johnny said, panting heavily, and keeping the fancy 刀 for himself.

"Johnny.. A -Are 你 sure he's dead?" Dash asked, still in tears.

"Yes.. It'll be alright.. Come with me, I'll take 你 somewhere safe" Johnny told her, still panting, and picking up his dropped AP Pistol.

The two arrive at the Doctor's place.

"Listen.. Please don't tell Carly 或者 Packie about this.. I'll rather just forget it happened" Dash tells Johnny, calmly.

"I won't.. But your 移动 past this.. You've done it before" Johnny insisted.

"Yeah.. Maybe" Dash said, as Johnny hugged her, seeing she needed one.

"Did 你 really do all that, just for me?" Dash asked.

"Yeah.. Guess I did.. Your kinda like family though" Johnny insisted.

Dash smiled.

"Thank you" she said, 接吻 his cheek.

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SEVERAL DAYS EARLIER:

Carly secretly followed Willis Huntley though a town back before they actually knew each other. Dennis told her to look for a man in a white suit, cause he might be helpful.

Willis walked into his house, Carly followed him in, seemingly undetected, but Willis wasn't there. But he DID lock her into the room, and was heard on speakers.

"You have ten 秒 to tell me who 你 are, before I remotely detonate the C4 under the table, and that room your in explodes like a pop bottle!" Willis's voice told her, knowing that Carly was following him, and believed she might be a threat.

"JESUS!" Carly shouted in shock.

"I doubt it.. 5 seconds!" Willis's voice replied.

"Carly! Carly Townley!" Carly cried.

"You don't say.. So your the kid that escaped Vaas's camp alive?" Willis's voice asked, sounding impressed.

"No.. I mean, Yes.. I mean.. Whatever doesn't get me blown up!" Carly cried.

"Tell me?.. Are 你 a Patriot, Mrs Townley?"

"I.. I guess" Carly nervously replied.

"Excellent, we have that in common. There's a REASON I have the American Flag in here." Willis replied.

Carly didn't replied.

"Anyway.. I could use someone like you.. I know where your 老友记 Packie and Dash are being held.. We're trade favors" Willis's voice told her.

"Done" Carly replied.

Willis unlocked all the doors, and Carly went to find Willis downstairs.

"So what are you, and spy 或者 something?" Carly asked, now able to see him face to face.

"I'm not authorized to answer that" Willis replied.

Carly didn't reply.

"Just screwing with you" Willis laughed.

"But seriously, I'm CIA.. Agent Willis Huntley" he added.

"Oh.. Well I'm not usually one to turn to the police for help.. But wait now I'll take what I can get" Carly replied.

"Yes.. I've been watching 你 Carly Jade.. Like I said, I could use someone like you.. Get your biker friend, and I'll tell 你 more" Willis told her.

"Sure" Carly replied.

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Willis ended up getting himself captured, and Carly, despite not "needing" too, went to save him.

She's grown to like Willis reminds her that not ALL cops are bad, and she'll have an bunch Dave Norton's and Willis Huntley's, over a bunch of Steve Heine's and Benson's.

But sadly. That doesn't seem to be how it works.

Carly defeated the small bunch of Pirates, catching them off guard. And then cut loose Willis once the area was cleared.

"You didn't have to you.. I'm no longer any use to you" Willis admitted, picking up his sniper rifle. As that's what he is. A sniper.

"I know.. But your not like most most of the other cops I know.. Your actually nice" Carly admitted.

"Well. I am aware of what 你 are back at Los Santos.. I know 你 are a criminal.. Norton is a ally of mine, he mentioned 你 and your dad a few times, But... Heck, your nice too.. This island needs 更多 like you.. And less Vaas Montenegro's" Willis admitted.

Carly chuckled.

But the happy moment was interrupted 由 a bullet nearly hitting them both, and they saw Pirate reinforcements had arrived.

"We should get out of here" Carly said, seeing there's too many of them.

"Good idea" Willis replied, as they ran away from the Pirates.

MUCH LATER:

"There he is, down there" Carly cried, looking at Packie as the pirates surround him.

"You better hurry Townley.. I'll cover 你 from up here" Willis said, getting into a good position with his rifle.

Carly finally reached the bottom of the hill, reaching where Packie is being held, and saw a bunch of the Pirates still beating him up.

'You leave him alone, 你 bastards!' Carly thought angrily.

"Willis, take the shot" Carly 说 quietly to her earpiece.

"Right, taking the shot" Willis's voice replied.

At that, the Pirate that was about to execute Packie was himself shot though the heart, dead.

The confused Pirates starting frantically looking around, not knowing where the hell that could of came from.

Carly fired, killing another one of the Pirates, probably confusing them into thinking it was only her that did that. So they fired at her, but Carly was in good cover.

Willis fired again, killing a Pirate with head shot, confusing them again. But 由 this point they probably had it somewhat figured out. But still didn't know where the sniper was.

Carly continued shooting at them, killing two 更多 before needing to reload her combat shotgun.

During the confusion, Packie saw his chance, and 偷了 a Micro SMG from a dead Pirate before running into the nearest cover, and also shooting at the Pirates, although his aim was a bit off, due to his condition.

This battle went on for quite some time, the Pirates had a least 20 或者 30 men with them.

But as soon as the area looked clear, Packie found a boat.

"Carly get in, we gotta get the fuck away from these psycho's!" Packie told her.

"Hold on.. We gotta wait for Willis" Carly insisted.

"Fine.. But tell him to hurry" Packie replied, his black eye starting to swollen/

"Willis, hurry and get on" Carly 说 into her earpiece.

"Alright" Willis's voice replied, and swam over to the boat, as Packie and Carly helped in. But Packie suddenly paused as he saw a badge on Willis.

"Wait!.. Your a fuckin cop!" Packie cried angrily.

"Relax Packie, he's a NICE cop" Carly insisted.

"Yeah, but..."

"Trust me, if I was gonna arrest you. I would of left 你 to die from those F-in Pirates.. But instead I saved your life. So try to take someone out of that" Willis replied, being one of the first characters to NOT swear.

"Fine... And thank you" Packie replied.

Packie turned to Carly.

"This was some crazy shit Carly.. They have been getting at Gerry.. He and mom were prepared to hand over a shit load of money, just to get me back" Packie said.

B -But Packie, the Island's dictator, Hoyt Volker, he would of sold 你 wait into slavery, even if Gerry DID pay" Carly admitted.

"Y -Your joking right?" Packie replied, shocked.

"She's right mate.. I been studying Hoyt for the past 3 years.. And that was literary his plan for all six of 你 fokes" Willis told him.

Packie angrily kicked a crate.

"FUUCK!.. (has to sit down) This is some heavy shit!" Packie cried out.

Carly hugs him.

"I know 你 Packie, your tougher than 你 think 你 are.. 你 get past this" Carly told him, during the hug.

"Anyway.. I'll get Jimmy, and then we're all go home.. I already found all the others." Carly said, shortly after releasing the hug.

Packie paused.

"What's wrong Packie?" Carly asked.

"... Jimmy's dead, Carly" Packie admitted, sadly.

Carly's mouth reasonably fell open in shock.

"I'm sorry.. He tried to escape, and they shot him like a fuckin dog!.. But wait now, we just have to have think about ourselves.. Take me to the others, please" Packie told her.

Truthfully, Jimmy later reveals to be still alive.

But he is being held 由 Hoyt himself, witch might be WORSE.

But Packie didn't know that. He only saw that Jimmy was shot, he didn't see if Jimmy had lived 或者 not.

"A -Alright.. Hang on" Carly said, trying not to cry, as she started driving the boat.

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Dennis radioed Johnny, saying that Vaas's men are preparing to kidnap a bunch of his men. Carly and Johnny agree to help in the battle. That way Carly would feel like she can that she finally gave Dennis the proper "thank you", for him saving Johnny's, and for being a good friend to her.

Packie is brought with them. But Johnny didn't want Dash going, saying she's been though enough after Buck. Witch confused Carly, as she didn't know what happened.

And during the drive to Dennis's camp, she kept asking Johnny about it, as Packie drove the 秒 one closely behind them.

"Okay. Okay.. But your have to promise to not to tell anybody else" Johnny insisted.

"Uh, sure" Carly said. Seeing how seriously he's being about it.

SOON AFTER:

Carly couldn't stop angrily swearing every word in the book.

"This is EXACTLY why she didn't want to tell 你 and Packie" Johnny groaned, annoyedly.

"Sorry, sorry" Carly said, trying to calm down.

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The three-o finally arrived, to help the Rakyat set up an ambush in Churchtown in an attempt to hijack an APC carrying Rakyat prisoners. The leader of the mission hands over some C4 explosives to Johnny, so he has to plant them over a fuel truck, to block the road and divert the enemies plans.

Packie has to then climb a water tower to snipe and aid the warriors in combat, waiting for the signalling explosives to go off. When the explosives went off and the ambush started, and Carly helps them on foot as Packie snips above.

But Carly soon notices that the enemies that came out of the vehicles weren't Pirates, but looked like actual army men, later known as Privateers, Hoyt's REAL army. They are much better equipped and organized.

Carly has to then fight hordes of this so called Privateers and reach the convoy truck.

However, when Carly opens the back door of the truck, Vaas himself reveals to be hiding in there, outsmarting her.

"Remember me" Vaas said, smiling evilly.

Carly reaches for her gun, but Vaas pistol whips her, knocking her unconscious.

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Carly started fading back to the consciousness, hearing Vaas's voice.

Vaas: Did I ever tell you, the definition of Insanity?

Carly awoke, seeing Vaas in-front of her as she realized she was out a while now, finding herself in a unfamiliar area her hands tied 由 one small rope, and her leg tied to a cinder block, 由 the ankle, as Pirates are pushing prisoners into the river below them, the cinder block tied to their arms, it's very likely that they didn't survive the event.

Vass began speaking to her.

"Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way, (punches 箱, 板条箱 aside violently), 你 are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do 你 have a fucking problem in your head? Do 你 think I am bullshitting you, do 你 think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed 你 once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell 你 the definition of insanity?"

Carly didn't reply.

But neither did she need to, as Vaas put his foot over the cinderblock tied to Carly's leg.

"Oh jesus!.. No!" Carly cried, realizing what was happening.

Vaas smiled evilly, and gently pushed the cinderblock down towards the river, dragging Carly down with it.

"No! NO! NO!" Carly shouted, trying to grab something, as Vaas watched her struggle.

"OH FUCK YOOU!" Carly screamed, as she started falling down the cliff, and the cinderblock started pulling her down to the bottom.

But Carly managed to cut the rope on her hands with a sharp rock, and managed to swim back up. BARELY surviving this.

"I'm getting REAL tired of that asshole" Carly said, after finally getting out of the river.

"I can't let him kill those soldiers" Carly said, grabbing a AP Pistol off a dead Pirate, as all her weapons were stolen 由 Vaas.

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Carly finally 偷了 all her weapons back from the Pirates, expect for taking a hunter 刀 instead of her machete for some reason.

Carly then makes her way to a pirate camp and climbs aboard a helicopter piloted 由 a pirate. Carly pulls her AP Pistol, ordering the pirate to take off at gunpoint. However, another pirate on the ground crashes the helicopter with an RPG.

Carly slowly wakes up in the flaming wreckage of the helicopter to find Vaas approaching her. He knew that Carly probably escaped the cinderblock event, and came to finish the job.

Vaas turns Carly over with his foot, calmly asking her.

"Have I ever told you?.. The definition, of insanity?"

Carly is then shot in the 心 由 Vaas's AP Pistol, and she blacks out.

After a unknown amount of time, Carly awoke, but to her horror, she's literary buried under a pile of bodies, and quickly had to dig herself out. Barely surviving the event, and even causing her to puke.

But it's quickly realized, that the world all thought Carly was murdered, and some of Dennis's men, ran away in terror, believing her to be a ghost, 或者 zombie, whatever it is.

Dennis, Johnny and Packie ran to help her up. Johnny still had just his AP Pistol, and Packie still had a Micro SMG.

Johnny tearfully hugging Carly, he thought she was dead. Everyone did.

"B -But how?" was all Dennis was able to say.

Carly checked her chest, realizing the bullet had hit the small lighter she had in her 衬衫 pocket, saving her life.

"Luck.. I guess" Carly chuckled.

Small silence.

"W -What happened here?" Carly's shaky voice asked, finally looking at the huge pile of bodies. Most of them citizens.

"Vaas.. In celebration of your death.. But mostly as a bit of entertainment for Hoyt" Dennis sadly replied.

"I'm really sorry" Carly sadly replied.

"W -We should get back to the boat" Packie whispered to Carly, Packie having had ENOUGH of this terrible island.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

"There, the 船, 小船 is finally ready" 雏菊, 黛西 said.

"Great, let's get the hell off this island" Packie and Johnny both said.

"Say Johnny, what happened to that fancy 刀 你 found for Buck?" Dash asked.

"I gave it to Dennis's men.. Apparently it's some sort of ancient treasure to them" Johnny replied.

"Oh" was all Dash could responde with.

"You should come with us Alec.. Your a good man" Carly 说 to Dr. Earnhardt.

"Sorry Anges.. This is my home" Earnhardt replied.

"I.. I'm not your daughter" Carly sadly had to remind him.

Alec was about to reply. But suddenly he was shot though the side of the skull, dead.

Carly was shocked, Dash grabbing her out of the way, as Pirates started shooting at them.

"DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!" One of them shouted.

Carly gave Dash her combat shotgun.

"Are 你 sure?" Dash asked.

"Won't need it" Carly said, taking out her AP Pistol and firing at the Pirates.

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While fighting off close to a hundred Pirates, Johnny took a MP5 off one of the dead Pirates an started running to just outside the forest the Pirates were coming from, killing a large many of them single handedly.

When suddenly Johnny pushed violently onto the ground, and looked behind him, to see who it was.

"YOU!" Johnny shouted angrily.

"Missed me" Vaas 说 with a evil grin, and prepared to shoot Johnny with his AP Pistol.

Johnny kicked Vaas in the stomach, causing the AP Pistol to accidantally go off, missing Johnny, who burst back up, and punched Vaas wait the face.

"That's for the doctor!" Johnny shouted angrily.

"I admit. His death wasn't FULLY purposeful, he wasn't who we were aiming for" Vaas replied, actually feeling a bit bad about killing Alec.

"I don't care!" Johnny said, preparing to 冲床 him again, but this time Vaas caught it, and broke Johnny's arm, as Johnny screamed in pain.

Vaas also broke Johnny's leg, before pushing Johnny onto the ground, and picked up his AP Pistol again.

"Bye bye, biker boy" Vaas said, preparing to execute Johnny.

But suddenly Vaas was shot wait though the side of the stomach, causing him to scream in pain, and look over to see who shot him.

"Do 你 have ANY idea! How fucking rude that was!?" Vaas shouted at the unknown shooter.

No response.

"Now 显示 yourself!" Vaas shouted.

Carly appeared from behind the shadows, holding her AP Pistol.

"Y -You!" Vaas cried, actually 展示 signs of possible fear. He had no idea Carly was alive, and probably thought she was a ghost.

"Missed me?" Carly asked, impersonating Vaas in order to mock him.

"Y -Your dead!.. I SHOT YOU!" Vaas shouted.

"Turns out your a horrible shot" Carly mocked.

Vaas growled angrily, and quickly pointed his AP Pistol, but Carly shot first, purposely hitting Vaas wait in the throat, like Vaas did to Grant. Causing Vaas drop his gun, chock loudly and put his hands on his throat to stop the bleeding, falling to his knees in the progress.

"That's for Grant" Carly 说 angrily.

Vaas attempted to flip her the middle finger, but Carly fired again, hitting him wait though the 最佳, 返回页首 of the head, finally ending Vaas's rain of terror.

Carly paused for a moment, the typical empty feeling after killing somebody hitting her. But she shook out of it, and ran over to Johnny.

"Can 你 walk?" Carly asked.

"Barely" Johnny admitted.

"Wait here.. I'll help the others clear the area before we get you" Carly said, 接吻 Johnny's forehead, before running to the others.

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"DIE 你 FUCKS!" Packie screamed at the Pirates, killing 3 in a row, before having to reload his Micro SMG.

"I'm running low on ammo" Dash said, reloading her combat shotgun.

"Me two.. Make every bullet count" Packie replied, shooting at a off view Pirate.

Dash prepared to shoot, but was shot in the shoulder, and screamed in pain.

"DASH!" Packie shouted, running over to her, protectively.

"Well still.. No 更多 shooting for you" Packie said,grabbing her shotgun, and firing it at Pirates.

Dash moaned in agony, as Packie hovered over her protectively.

"Crap.. Where the hell are the others!?" Packie thought out-loud, on his last round for both guns.

As if on Q, Carly came out of the forest, holding Johnny's MP5, and killed the rest of the Pirates.

"Thanks Carly, I was pretty low on ammo, and Dash is injured" Packie said.

"Is she okay?" Carly asked.

"I'm fine" Dash said.

"Well.. Johnny is injured two, but a bit 'less' fine.. I need some help, bringing him over here" Carly said.

"I'll do it.. I owe Johnny" Dash said, remembering Buck.

"But your arm" Packie reminded.

"It'll be fine, after David Eric's 日 I 迷失 most feelings to my shoulders" Dash chuckled.

"Fair enough" Packie replied.

"I -Is it over?" 雏菊, 黛西 asked, poor girl hiding under the boats table.

"Yes, come on out" Packie 说 comfortingly.

Carly went over to the dead Alec Earnhardt, and respectively closed his eyes.

"At least your finally be with your daughter" she said, 接吻 the man's forehead. "I'm sorry for not trusting 你 originally, I know 你 were only tragically delusional, not downright insane" she added.

Dash carried Johnny over to the boat.

"Now, let's get out of here" Packie said.

"Not yet.. I'm going after Hoyt" Carly admitted.

"Are 你 nuts.. Carly.. Vaas is dead.. This is no longer our fight" Dash replied.

"Look guys.. Vaas was a good person once. Hoyt turned him evil. So this is actually Hoyt's fault that Grant and Alec are dead.. Hoyt is the REAL evil here.. And enough people have died 由 Hoyt's hands.. He ordered Vaas to kidnap us.. He 'personally' sold Dash to Buck Hughes.. And this entire island is trapped under his iron fist.. He needs to die" Carly told them.

"Fine.. But I'm going with you.. Johnny is in no condition" Packie replied.

"Fair enough" Carly replied.

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THE 下一个 DAY:

Packie and Carly met up with Willis, as he was preparing his helicopter, asking for a lift to the south side of the island.

"The south side?.. That's Hoyt territory!" Willis cried.

"I know.. We're taking him out" Carly replied.

"(laughs) Okay" Willis said, not believing such a thing is even possible.

"I'm serious" Carly said.

"Sweetie.. I'm a veteran spy.. And I could NEVER do that.. What makes 你 think your be any better?" Willis asked, not being mean to her, just asking her a general question.

"Well.. Someone has to do it" Carly replied.

"I guess 你 got me there.. Alright.. I might have an idea.. There's a 船, 小船 of two new requites coming.. 你 find it.. 你 kill them.. And then 你 disguise yourselves as them.. Hoyt has never seen your faces.. Far as I know... Pretend to be one of them.. And than strike" Willis replied.

"Are 你 coming?" Packie asked.

"Sorry kid.. But I'm leaving today.. I had ENOUGH of the darn hellhole" Willis replied.

"Well... I'm gonna miss you.. Hope we see 你 again" Carly replied.

"Well.. It's not impossible... I might come to Los Santos one day.. Dave Norton might need me again one time" Willis said, boarding his plane.

"I left 你 two a sea-doo.. I wish 你 luck" Willis said.

"Thank you" Carly and Packie both said.

"And one last thing!.. Hoyt has Jimmy!" Willis shouted over his plane engine. Before flying off, and was gone.

Carly was shocked.

At first she wanted to slap Packie for lying to her. But the look on Packie's face convinced her that he WASN'T lying to her. He was just as shocked as she was.

Plus Packie has been though enough. He was horrible tortured for about 3 whole days.

"Carly.. I'm so sorry.. I thought h-"

"It's okay." Carly insisted.

"Well.. I guess that's all the 更多 reason for 你 wanting Hoyt dead" Packie said.

"Well.. Actually Packie... 你 ALSO would want Hoyt dead.. It's actually pretty good thar your here with me." Carly said, after a short pause.

"Why?.. What are 你 talking about!?" Packie cried.

"Well... I wasn't suppose to say anything.. But... Dash was raped" Carly revealed.

"WHAT!?.. Why didn't she tell m-"

"She didn't want us too know, so don't say anything when we get back... But anyway.. Hoyt is the one that sold her to such a person.. Hoyt knew what Buck would do to her, he just didn't care.. Hoyt's responsible for it." Carly said, wanting Packie to be mad just as mad at Hoyt as she was. And it was working, Packie started growling like a angry dog.

"Let's get this fucker!" He cried.

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 Hoyt
Hoyt


Meanwhile.

Hoyt Volker is seen sitting at his desk. smoking a cigar.

"Sir.. We have news, Vaas i-"

"Dead.. I know.. But it's okay.. Vaas was only a pawn.. I can find plenty 更多 just like him.. But at the meantime.. Carly is no doubt after me.. 由 this point, she probably knows what I did to Vaas's mind. And knows I am the 来源 of all the evil on this Island.. But, it's okay, I was expecting this. And I have something Vaas doesn't.. I have her brother.. If Vaas only listened to me, he would of learned that Jimmy was the REAL plan.. But whatever.. Be on the guard boys.. She's a tough girl.. Unlike Vaas, I know what this girl is capable of, I read her backstory... But there's still 更多 of us then her.. First man to bring me Carly Townley's head, gets there very own Island" Hoyt replied, rather calmly.

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AFTER ONE LONG AS BATTLE:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Michael!... DAMMIT!... I coulda been nice to him for once in my fucking life!.. Kid only wanted to help!

Derrick: He loved you, Packie. He was happy 你 spoke to him. Didn't matter what 你 was saying.

Packie: Yeah, well, now I gotta explain to his folks that their son is, like, lying dead on the floor of a bank in Algonquin.

Derrick: We'll give them his cut. When your kid is living the life, 你 gotta expect someone to come through the door and break this sorta news.

Niko: That does not make it any easier to hear. And we...
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A FEW DAYS LATER:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Gerald was very clear about the way things is going down, boys. Me and Michael are on the civilians, Derrick and Niko are on employee's... (to Derrick) did 你 sort out the charge for the 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 door?

Derrick: What's that mean? Of course I sorted out the charge. What 你 think I been doing all day?

Packie: I dunno. Nodding off with a needle sticking outta your arm?

Derrick: Patrick, 你 was such a sweet little boy when I left this city.

Packie 你 been gone a long time Derrick.

Niko: (sarcastically) This is an emotional moment, I can feel the brotherly 爱情 in...
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"Dimitri, 你 got my money?" Niko asked from a mysterious warehouse.

Dimitri Sure.. (the door starts closing but Little Jacob sneaks inside) But I just wanted to say how grateful me and my bosses are for what 你 did.. And I just wanted to check something

"Uhh.. Okay" Niko sais, a bit nervous.

You ARE Niko Bellic, correct?" Dimitri asked, as he suddenly became serious.

"... What is this?" Asked a nervous Niko.

"And 你 used to work the coast in the Mediterranean, smuggling people into Italy?"

"I don't know what you're talking about". Niko 说 nervously.

"But 你 messed up... and left a lot of bad...
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Spinning inside, rotting away.
Something inside of me, has been taken away.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so 你 can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like, I'm to blame!
When, will, this, end?

Hopeless inside, alone as I wait.
Brewing inside of me, is your endless hate.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so 你 can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like,...
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#1:
Is it legal to live in Canada?
also is Canada even a real country 或者 is it just part of the united states?
"You make me sad"


#2:
If 你 die in Canada? Do 你 die in real life?
"No, 你 become a reindeer with red nose"


#3:
Do they have birds in Canada?
"Try 阅读 a book once in a while"


#4:
Why do Canadians speak English?
"Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows"



#5:
If Canada is America Jr., does that mean New Zealand is Australia Jr.?
"................................... Wow"



#6:
Do they use toilet paper in Canada?
"No, we use the flag of whatever...
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DOWN IN THE TUNNELS:

Frankyln rode on a huge yellow, HVY Cutter to create a huge opening on the bank vault. When the hole is created, he than parked the Cutter an ample distance away, followed 由 telling Carly to plant the explosives.

As Carly did this, Franklyn saw NOOSE units approaching from the tunnels.

Frankyln took out an M16 and began shooting at them, killing a good few of them before having to reload.

Carly blew open the gates to the gold.

"I got them!" Carly called out to Franklyn.

"Okay.. But hope 你 brought a gun.. There's dozens of them!" Franklyn cried.

"Sure did!" Carly said, pulling...
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纸杯蛋糕 SPOOF:

Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?

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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the 下一个 time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: 嘿 Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna:...
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Heck,. Here's BEST OF GOVERNER: If 你 want to see best of Merle... It's in the original...

(deleted scene)

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have 你 been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But 你 just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll...
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I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..

I am always unsure how to feel about this character.

Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.

But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.

The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.

War is no place for innocence.

It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why 你 think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.

In some ways, Happy 树 老友记 isn't THAT far from the truth.

People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.

But anyway..

I am always mad Hartman dies.

He didn't deserve it.

He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while 阅读 book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...
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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take 你 on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And 你 often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if 你 kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means 你 finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, 你 CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(




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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if 你 allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: 埃米纳姆 - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..

#4: Taken series
No comment..

#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..

#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..

#1: Purge series
Other 你 like Purge 或者 not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the 秒 one..


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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that 纸杯蛋糕 was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: 纸杯蛋糕 COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up 由 the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The 狗 turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and 菲姬 into 狗 and take over their identities, then Cooper and 菲姬 transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are 更多 SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved 由 them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and 更多 than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to 显示 that children really do give 更多 of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal 黑夜传说 for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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1:
QUESTION: How do 你 hide a boner?
ANSWER: 你 get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in 爱情 with your dog?
ANSWER: 你 need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 年 old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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