Canada24's club.. Article: 最佳, 返回页首 20 语录 from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

最佳, 返回页首 20 语录 from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill 你 both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell 你 all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill 你 both, slice 你 open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear 你 up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

#5:
Salem: 嘿 Ty? Who 你 think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set 由 our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE 你 ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. 你 heard that?

#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome 你 freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

#8:
Elliot: 你 think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask 你 something? Did 你 have to live the rest of your life with your best 老友记 life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So 你 can take your god damn 报道 and shove it up your ass... And let me tell 你 something else.. 你 did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that 你 created... So 你 live with that!

#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how 你 like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few 秒 were no one's trying to kill us.

#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

#14:
Rios: I can't believe 你 want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, 你 WISH 你 had moves like that.

#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

#17:
Salem: Sense when are 你 such a god damn boy scot!?

#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

#19:
Salem: (to Rios) 你 oh me a soda.

#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens

最佳, 返回页首 ten Three Days Grace songs

posted by Canada24

Three Days Grace is a small band that formed near my 首页 town.. So 你 can understand why I like them..

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#1: ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME:
This song is amazing, it is the first I have heard of this bend and I 爱情 it, awesome lyrics, music. it is really one of the best I know..

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#2: I AM MACHINE:
A good head banger is enough to excuse the fact it's NOT the original singer anymore..

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#3: RIOT:
I 爱情 it. I...

最佳, 返回页首 5 Greatest KORN songs.. (from 最佳, 返回页首 of my head, at least)

posted by Canada24

#1: DEEP INSIDE:

I'm!
Not doing great!
I feel like I'm dead!
Not thinking straight!
Inside my body!
Troubled!
Full of hate!
I had to let it out, before it's too late!

Deep Inside!

IT CAN'T HIDE!

Feeling so lost, and betrayed!
why does this happen, to me everytime!?
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape!
Screaming and clawing from deep inside!

Why!
Won't it fade!
Outside I had to lie; "I'm ok"!
I hope someday, I'll stop getting pain!
I guess this is a lie, I have made!

Deep Inside!

IT CAN'T HIDE!

Feeling so lost, and betrayed!
why does this happen, to me everytime!?
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape!
Screaming...

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Why I like EMINEM: (or Slim Shady as he's come to be known as).

posted by Canada24

I think it started about 4 years ago, when my 老友记 introduced me to the film 8 MIle. Where Marshal is nominated for best actor, in a serious drama film, about the hardships loosely based on Marshal's real life experiences, so he understands what the character is going though, that's why he did such a good performance..

Anyway, at the time, this was the first I heard of him, so decided to listen to him.
Obviously I liked it, otherwise I wouldn't be here, 写作 this very message xD.

Like most rappers, 埃米纳姆 struggles with a very troubled life. I once used him for a school project where...

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Best 埃米纳姆 Instrumental's

posted by Canada24

#1: WHITE AMERICA:

link

#2: GO TO SLEEP:

link

#3: TILL I COLLAPSE:

link

#4: RAP GOD:

link

#5: DEMON INSIDE:

link

#6: WITHOUT ME:

link

#7: ROLE MODEL:

link

#8: THE WAY I AM:

link

#9: KIM:

link

#10:

link

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Sorry if the 链接 fail.
If so,you can still find it 由 the "names"

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Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife

posted by Canada24

Like walking into a dreaam!

So unlike what you've seeen!

So unsure but it seeeems!

Cause we've been waiting for you.

Fallen into this placcce!

Just giving 你 a small taaaste!

Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway!

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I see a distant light!

But girl this can't be right!

Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be!

Arrived too early!

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong!
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too faaar!

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Iron Maiden -The Number of the Beast ⊱(Lyrics)⊰

posted by Dreamtime

Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath,
Because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number,
Its number is Six hundred and sixty six."

✪ ✪ ✪ ✪ ✪

I left alone, my mind was blank.

I needed time to think, to get the memories from my mind.

What did I see?
....

Can I believe that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy.

Just what I saw in my old dreams

Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?

✪ ✪ ✪ ✪ ✪

'Cause in my dreams it's always there

The evil face that...

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SlipKnot Lyrics

posted by Canada24

(WHISPERING):
I push my fingers into my, eyyyes.
It's the only thing, that slowly stops the acche
But it's made of all, the things I have to~
(LOUDER):
Taaake!
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way insiiide!
If the pain goes on!

AAAAAAHHHH!!

I have screamed until my veins collapsed, I've waited last, my time's elapsed.
Now, all I do is live with so much fate.
I've wished for this, I've bitched at that.
I've left behind this little fact, 你 cannot kill what 你 did not create.
I've gotta say what I've gotta say, and then I swear I'll go away, but I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise.
I guess I'll save...

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Korn - Right now (very dark lyrics, but awesome song)

posted by Canada24

I'm feeling mean today!
Not lost, not blown away!
Just irritated, and quite hated, self control breaks down!
Why's everything so tame!?
I Like my life insane!
I'm fabricating, and debating, who I'm gonna kick around!

RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
Can't find a way, to get across the hate, when I see you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I feel it scratch inside!
I want to slash, and beat you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I rip apart the things inside, that excite you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I can't control myself, I fucking hate you!

I'm feeling cold today!
Not hurt just fucked away!
I'm devastated, and frustrated, God I feel so bound!
So why'd I feel the need!?...

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最佳, 返回页首 8 GREATEST Fanfictions I ever read

posted by Canada24

#1: CUPCAKES:
We all saw this one coming a mile away, didn't we?

By this point, we all know about how the narrations of 纸杯蛋糕 inspired me into being a BETTER writer.
But that's not ALL 纸杯蛋糕 did to for me..
It made me discover Andrew WK.
It even became the reason I started watching the SAW 电影院 (great movies.. Completely underrated).
Along with being the original reason I made that club of myself here on fanpop.
And it's the main reason I am as dark humoured as I am today.
All that, along with ironically making me 爱情 Pinkie 更多 instead of less.
I also have 2 fanfictions for it (both...

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The lyrics for.. POETS OF THE FALL - THE HAPPY SONG.. (it's very repeative, but in a good way).

posted by Canada24

(cause really I'm a psy-cho)

(laghter)
You know I am a psycho
I told 你 I'm a psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho

You know I'm a psycho
I told 你 I'm a psycho
Really... I'm a psycho
hawhawhawhaw!

(I told ya'... I told ya')

Really I'm a psycho
You know I am a psycho (why why why why)
I told 你 I'm a psycho
Really I'm a psycho

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD 你 I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD 你 I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD 你 I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD 你 I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!
YEAAH!!

A violent schizophrenia, you...

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最佳, 返回页首 4 youtobe Anti 超能英雄

posted by Canada24

#1: AngryVideoGameNerd:
In his tests, the Nerd usually gets involved in other insane hijinks related to the game's subject matter, such as encountering characters like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Bugs Bunny, which usually end violently, not only including but shockingly most of all with Bugs Bunny.
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context of his own universe. This is especially prominent in his behavior towards enemies 或者 people who displease him, as he is prone to humiliate them...

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(KORN LYRICS - Make Me Bad)

posted by Dreamtime

i 爱情 this song i got addicted to it after watching Connor video 纸杯蛋糕 2

so i decide to write the lyrics here.
☆☆☆☆

I am watching the rise and fall of my salvation.
There's so much shit around me.
Such a lack of compassion.
I thought it would be fun and games (would be fun and games).
Instead it's all the same (it's all the same).
I want something to do.
Need to feel the sickness in you.

I feel the reason as it's leaving me, no, not again.
It's quite decieving as I'm feeling the flesh make me bad.

All I'll do is look for you.
I know your fix, 你 need it to
Just to get some sort of attention,...

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最佳, 返回页首 5 scariest serial killers

posted by Canada24

There's most certainly way 更多 but these are the only ones I can think of,.

#5: Ted Bundy:
I don't remember to much about this guy, but trust me. He's was horrible, I mean literary cheered when he was put to death..

#4: Ed Gein:
The REAL Texas chainsaw massacre (though it probably wasn't Texas)..

#3: Jeffery Dehmer:
Another cannibal, a gay cannibal.
He reminds of Pinkamena, he kills his victims, and eats them so he could keep them "inside him forever".
And that's not even the WORST of it..

#2: H.H.Homes:
I'm telling you, this guy was NUTS.
He killed hundreds of people, maybe even more.
And the worst...

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最佳, 返回页首 6 only screamo song I like..

posted by Canada24

#6: 羊肉, 羔羊 OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If 你 lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the 秒 versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and 秒 versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten horror 电影院 that actually effect me

posted by Canada24

#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered 由 their on youngest child, who became possessed 由 Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have 你 see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once 你 see his face in the 'movie', 你 never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once 你 see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...

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I hate Frank West.. So here's a idiot verison of him, during my 最喜爱的 OFF THE RECORD villain..

posted by Canada24

Frank enters the bathroom.,
Brandon: The movement is growing.. Soon, where all be part of the change.
Frank: (takes an unnecessary picture of Brandon).
Brandon: (angry) DID 你 JUST TAKE MY PICTURE!?
Frank: Yes I did Dude.
Brandon: Why would 你 do that!?
Frank: I was bored.. Anyway, 你 should come with me to the 安全 house where it's safe.
Brandon: (sarcastically) Really!? The 安全 house is SAFE!? I totally didnt gather that something with the word 安全 house, would be SAFE!?
Frank: Yes. Excatly. It's not 安全 out here, there's a bunch of zombies.. Along with an crazy psychopath, called Brandon...

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Spoofs of Walking dead and Breaking Bad

posted by Canada24

WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the 最佳, 返回页首 of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And 你 gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) 由 the way. I'm gonna start a 随意 relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...

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My thoughts on Hellsing, episode one..

posted by Canada24

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All 你 have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a 最喜爱的 character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...

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Newest Korn Song I can't stop listening too

posted by Canada24

你 and me!
We have no faces!
Soon our lives, will be erased!
Do 你 think, they will remember!?
Or will we just be replaced!?
Oh, I wish that I could see!
How I wish that I could fly!
Far from things that hang above me!
To a place where I can cry!

SO WHY CAN'T IT BE!?

NO ONE HEARS ME CALL!

ECHO'S BACK AT ME!

NO ONE'S THERE!

To all these nameless feelings, I can't deal within my life!
To all these greedy people, trying to feed on what is mine!
You've got to fill your hunger, and stop fucking with my mind!
I know it's time!
To leave these places far behind!

You and me!
We have no faces!
They don't see us anymore!...

最佳, 返回页首 5 saddest Hellsing Moments

posted by Canada24

#1: PIPS DEATH:
I think we all know why this scene is here :(

#2: SARAS KILLING ZOMBIE WORKERS:
The valentine brothers turned all the guards into ghouls and Saras goes insane and kills the ghouls..
Guess killing ghouls would of been okay.
But the look on Intergia's face made me feel bad about it.. :(

#3: SARAS GETS TORTURED 由 ZORIN:
I am a very twisted person.
But this is fuckin BRUTAL..

#4: ALUCARD'S PAST:
he was enslaved 由 Ottoman conquerors when he was a child (making an exchange of noble children was often used to maintain peace between Turk and Christian Kingdoms) and suffred the worst childhood...