Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill 你 both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell 你 all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill 你 both, slice 你 open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear 你 up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: 嘿 Ty? Who 你 think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set 由 our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE 你 ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. 你 heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome 你 freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: 你 think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask 你 something? Did 你 have to live the rest of your life with your best 老友记 life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So 你 can take your god damn 报道 and shove it up your ass... And let me tell 你 something else.. 你 did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that 你 created... So 你 live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how 你 like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few 秒 were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe 你 want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, 你 WISH 你 had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are 你 such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) 你 oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are 你 doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the 日 after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and 你 can definitely wait for success.
Kevin: What-what? Don't...
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are 你 doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the 日 after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and 你 can definitely wait for success.
Kevin: What-what? Don't...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Fillydelphia, 1992
Case 饼干 is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this 小马 named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my 枪 from the 手套 compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present
Grand Theft Ponies
San Franciscolt, December 1988
The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case 饼干 at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10
Gordon: I always told 你 that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.
Suddenly, the phone rings.
Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: 嘿 Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...
Sick design, "okay" character
#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Of coarse he had to be number 1.
We all 爱情 Trevor, but we 爱情 him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.
He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never 显示 hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).
Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...
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Of coarse he had to be number 1.
We all 爱情 Trevor, but we 爱情 him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.
He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never 显示 hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).
Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...
