How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer 问题 such as THIS one"
My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"
Can 你 get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"
Why are 婴儿 ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."
Is is normal to be in 爱情 with your dog?
"... 你 need help"
Do 你 猫 know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
"Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from"
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously 你 never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if 你 paint your teeth white with nail polish?
"You die!"
How do I test if my 龟, 海龟 is gay?
"you 显示 it your penis, and see if it stares for 更多 than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of 耶稣 Christ?
"No, they were all turned into wine"
"You answer 问题 such as THIS one"
My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"
Can 你 get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"
Why are 婴儿 ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."
Is is normal to be in 爱情 with your dog?
"... 你 need help"
Do 你 猫 know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
"Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from"
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously 你 never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if 你 paint your teeth white with nail polish?
"You die!"
How do I test if my 龟, 海龟 is gay?
"you 显示 it your penis, and see if it stares for 更多 than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of 耶稣 Christ?
"No, they were all turned into wine"
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"
#2:
Guy: What 你 doing with it anyway?
Christian: 你 know. It's probably one of those things 你 SHOULDN'T ask about.
#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!
#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"
#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..
#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"
#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"
#8:
Jimmy: Why are 你 holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.
#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"
#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"
It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..
But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.
So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..
It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden 或者 Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I 爱情 EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.
Either way.
Maybe 你 guys have "different" opinions..
If so.
Say about it in your comments..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..
But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.
So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..
It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden 或者 Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I 爱情 EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.
Either way.
Maybe 你 guys have "different" opinions..
If so.
Say about it in your comments..