So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good 老友记 (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, 或者 can be bought from the XBox Store. Also, no Rockstar games, because, other than Bully, I am pretty sure Canada has played every last one of them. So, let’s start the list.
#10: Fable 2
Yes, I know that Canada isn’t a big 粉丝 of all of those medieval western RPG’s, but here is what I found out about Fable 2… It has guns, so therefore, it isn’t a medieval western RPG, it’s an Industrial Era western RPG. And yes, I am aware that not everyone is a 粉丝 of Fable 2 for it’s creator not being able to keep their promises, but hey, I still really loved this game for it’s fun worlds, combat, and characters. The reason I would recommend this game to Canada is because of it’s great exploration. This is a lot like any exploration game he has played, but with a lot 更多 about exploring rather than “Head to this location to do this thing”. Not to mention, with every NPC, he can actually interact with them, instead of just walking up and occasionally insulting and/or punching them. Also, this game can have a very dark sense of humor, and if there is anything I know Canada for, it’s his very dark sense of humor, so I am sure he will enjoy the jokes of death, poverty, and crime…. Maybe. Sure, this may never make it on his 列表 of games he must buy, but at the very least, it’s worth a rental.
#9: Fallout 3
Yet another game that I am sure Canada won’t put on his list. I would have put Elder Scrolls: Skyrim on this list, but, let’s face, the chances of him buying 或者 even renting that game are as slim as 1 Dimensional graphics. Fallout, on the other hand, is at least possible. This is a game about exploring a massive wasteland after a nuclear war, filled with bandits, mutants, and a bunch of dangerous monsters. The best way to describe this is that it is another open world exploration game, but in a first person view. The reasons why I would recommend this game to Canada is because of it’s massive world, and all the people 你 can interact with. It’s like Red Dead Redemption in a way, except make it first person, give 你 更多 insane weapons, and put monsters in it…. Okay, it’s 更多 like Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare, but 你 get the idea. Sure, this still may not persuade him to buy it, but at least this game has a bit 更多 of a chance to be played.
#8: Brutal Legend
I have told Canada about this game, and I don’t think he thought much of it. Not surprising, seeing as this game didn’t get a whole lot of attention, even though it does deserve it. This is a game that takes place in a world based off heavy metal where different armies fight for freedom 或者 power. It is, yet again, another exploration game, but this time, 你 can actually drive a car instead of just explore the world. A reason I would recommend this game to Canada is not for the gameplay, 或者 environments, but because of the little things. The voice actors are probably some of the best in a video game, but what do 你 expect with a Tim Schafer game. The main character is voiced 由 Jack Black, and that is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this game voice actors. Also, like any Schafer game, the comedy is 最佳, 返回页首 notch, and 你 are able to have a censored 或者 uncensored version of this game (Personally, I prefer the censored version, because those bleeps make it 更多 funny). And the 音乐 is all heavy metal. While some of these bands may not be familiar to Canada, this game may introduce him to some great bands like it did me. All I can say is that if he enjoys great voice actors, comedy, and music… and he does, than this is for him
#7: Dishonored
Picture Assassin’s Creed, put it in London, and give it a first person view. That is Dishonored for you. This game takes place in a very interesting setting, taking place in the past but having a whole lot of technology. Like I said, this is a lot like Assassin’s Creed, 或者 even Bioshock. The reason I would recommend this game to Canada if he really enjoys those games where 你 go around and kill people in a very stealth like way… and seeing that he has played Assassin’s Creed at one point, I wouldn’t be surprised if he told be yes. Another thing he would enjoy are the powers, like teleportation, possessing enemies, turning enemies to ashes, and even sending a horde of deadly, flesh eating rats after your enemies and watching the rats eat them alive… Yes, this game is insane, in case 你 were wondering. I am not sure how Canada feels about this game, but if he can enjoy a stealth killing game, than this is for him
#6: South Park: The Stick of Truth
Yes, this game didn’t make it into the 最佳, 返回页首 five. Why? Because I am not sure how Canada feels about turn-based RPGs. I am pretty sure Canada isn’t a 粉丝 of games where 你 and enemies stand still, and 你 have to click on something to order your character to attack instead of doing all of it yourself. In fact, I think Canada dislikes this kind of gameplay. So then why am I recommending this game to him? Because this is a lot less like a game, and a lot 更多 like a special episode of South Park. Since the game’s humor was made 由 the actual creators of the show, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, it feels like an actual episode of South Park that never aired. Also, 你 can make yourself look like a South Park character, and who hasn’t dreamt of living in the world of South Park. Don’t lie, 你 all did. Sure, Canada may not be a 粉丝 of turn-based RPG’s, but I do know he is a 粉丝 of South Park, and that is good enough to put this game on the list.
#5: Banjo Kazooie
Here is the first game that can only be bought of the XBox’s Store. Canada has told me before that he once owned an N64. However, I am not sure if he has ever played Banjo Kazooie. Today, would Canada want to play a game about a 熊 and his bird companion trying to fight a witch 由 collecting golden puzzle pieces? Maybe not, but the reason I am recommending this to him is because, at one point, he did play on an N64. Banjo Kazooie would be a game that would bring back dozens of nostalgic memories of booting up the N64 cartridges, and watching the N64 logo spin across the screen, with those N64 graphics on the screen. And since Banjo Kazooie was a game that was so good it even rivaled Super Mario 64, it must be one of the best games ever. And, this may be cheating, but I would also recommend Banjo Tooie. Would I recommend Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bol- No…….. Just Banjo Kazooie and Tooie… Not Nuts and Bolts.
#4: Resident Evil 4 HD
When Canada told me that he played and enjoyed Resident Evil 5, I just thought “......................”. I wanted to recommend him Resident Evil 4, but then I thought that he probably doesn’t own a Gamecube, definitely doesn’t own a PS游戏机 2, and I know he wouldn’t go out of his way to buy a Wii, so there was just no way for me to recommend this game to him… Until now, of course. Resident Evil 4 is not a horror game, and 更多 of an action game. But, that isn’t something Canada hasn’t bought before. Why I would recommend this game for Canada (Other than the fact that it is the best Resident Evil game ever) is that it was a very revolutionary game at the time, and it still is today. Not to mention, 你 have some of the best combat in a Resident Evil game, as well as being able to have some of the best environments in the series. If Canada can enjoy Resident Evil 5, than I am positive he will enjoy Resident Evil 4
#3: Saints Row IV
Like I said, I am not including a Rockstar game on this list, especially GTA. However, I always wondered if Canada had played GTA and thought it was just too normal. Well, that is what Saints Row IV is here for. This game is nothing 更多 than one big as hell parody. Throughout the game, 你 play as a character that 你 customized and cause massive destruction across the world with your insane powers and weapons. The reason I would recommend this to Canada because it is, what else, an open world game where 你 go around and kill stuff. But this is a lot better because here, 你 have much 更多 freedom, 你 can do whatever 你 wish without consequences, and 你 even become the president and fight off an alien invasion in a game that makes references to other games like Call of Duty, Metal Gear Solid, Minecraft, and so on. I am not sure how Canada is towards Saints Row, but I do know that he enjoys a good laugh and tons of mayhem, so this is a game I strongly recommend.
#2: Telltale’s The Walking Dead
Hey, remember The Walking Dead: Survival Instincts?! Remember how fucking terrible it was?! Well, luckily for 你 and the rest of the damn world, Telltale came along and fixed that problem with this Walking Dead game. Canada is a 粉丝 of the Walking Dead… And that’s all 你 need to know as to why I recommend this game to him. Now even though hundreds of games focus on zombie killing action, like Resident Evil 3, Dead Rising, Left 4 Dead, Dying Light, and any mini-game in the Call of Duty series, The Walking Dead focuses 更多 on the survivors and their struggle to survive, so it’s 更多 like the show, but with different characters. This game has 你 make choices that 你 really don’t want to make, with each choice always have a VERY strong consequence, like giving a short amount of 食物 to certain people in your group, 或者 save a kind-hearted man who is always making mistakes for others, and the last decision is so depressing, it would make the toughest of men feel depressed. All I can say is that, even though there is little combat, it is certainly ten times better than Survival Instincts. And that is all 你 need to know to buy this game.
#1: Middle-Earth: Shadows of Mordor
Yeah, I am sure everyone (Maybe even Canada) Saw this one coming. I mean, seriously, he is a 粉丝 of the Lord of the Rings. So much in fact, that he read the books, and I didn’t even think he liked books. This is a game that takes place in between The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings, so there isn’t anything 你 will see that resembles either of those movies. Shadow of Mordor is it’s own story, and it’s really good. This game looks like Lord of the Rings, but plays like Assassin’s Creed. Your character is able to climb up buildings, and get into fights with orcs in Mordor. And another thing, every orc 你 meet isn’t some 随意 AI that 你 need to fight, oh no. Each and every orc has a name, strength, and weakness, making 你 feel like a badass. So, now why would I recommend this to Canada……. Because it’s Lord of the Rings… Enough said.
So, there 你 have it. Did 你 enjoy the list. Tell me what 你 thought of it. With that 说 I will see 你 all 下一个 time.
#10: Fable 2
Yes, I know that Canada isn’t a big 粉丝 of all of those medieval western RPG’s, but here is what I found out about Fable 2… It has guns, so therefore, it isn’t a medieval western RPG, it’s an Industrial Era western RPG. And yes, I am aware that not everyone is a 粉丝 of Fable 2 for it’s creator not being able to keep their promises, but hey, I still really loved this game for it’s fun worlds, combat, and characters. The reason I would recommend this game to Canada is because of it’s great exploration. This is a lot like any exploration game he has played, but with a lot 更多 about exploring rather than “Head to this location to do this thing”. Not to mention, with every NPC, he can actually interact with them, instead of just walking up and occasionally insulting and/or punching them. Also, this game can have a very dark sense of humor, and if there is anything I know Canada for, it’s his very dark sense of humor, so I am sure he will enjoy the jokes of death, poverty, and crime…. Maybe. Sure, this may never make it on his 列表 of games he must buy, but at the very least, it’s worth a rental.
#9: Fallout 3
Yet another game that I am sure Canada won’t put on his list. I would have put Elder Scrolls: Skyrim on this list, but, let’s face, the chances of him buying 或者 even renting that game are as slim as 1 Dimensional graphics. Fallout, on the other hand, is at least possible. This is a game about exploring a massive wasteland after a nuclear war, filled with bandits, mutants, and a bunch of dangerous monsters. The best way to describe this is that it is another open world exploration game, but in a first person view. The reasons why I would recommend this game to Canada is because of it’s massive world, and all the people 你 can interact with. It’s like Red Dead Redemption in a way, except make it first person, give 你 更多 insane weapons, and put monsters in it…. Okay, it’s 更多 like Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare, but 你 get the idea. Sure, this still may not persuade him to buy it, but at least this game has a bit 更多 of a chance to be played.
#8: Brutal Legend
I have told Canada about this game, and I don’t think he thought much of it. Not surprising, seeing as this game didn’t get a whole lot of attention, even though it does deserve it. This is a game that takes place in a world based off heavy metal where different armies fight for freedom 或者 power. It is, yet again, another exploration game, but this time, 你 can actually drive a car instead of just explore the world. A reason I would recommend this game to Canada is not for the gameplay, 或者 environments, but because of the little things. The voice actors are probably some of the best in a video game, but what do 你 expect with a Tim Schafer game. The main character is voiced 由 Jack Black, and that is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this game voice actors. Also, like any Schafer game, the comedy is 最佳, 返回页首 notch, and 你 are able to have a censored 或者 uncensored version of this game (Personally, I prefer the censored version, because those bleeps make it 更多 funny). And the 音乐 is all heavy metal. While some of these bands may not be familiar to Canada, this game may introduce him to some great bands like it did me. All I can say is that if he enjoys great voice actors, comedy, and music… and he does, than this is for him
#7: Dishonored
Picture Assassin’s Creed, put it in London, and give it a first person view. That is Dishonored for you. This game takes place in a very interesting setting, taking place in the past but having a whole lot of technology. Like I said, this is a lot like Assassin’s Creed, 或者 even Bioshock. The reason I would recommend this game to Canada if he really enjoys those games where 你 go around and kill people in a very stealth like way… and seeing that he has played Assassin’s Creed at one point, I wouldn’t be surprised if he told be yes. Another thing he would enjoy are the powers, like teleportation, possessing enemies, turning enemies to ashes, and even sending a horde of deadly, flesh eating rats after your enemies and watching the rats eat them alive… Yes, this game is insane, in case 你 were wondering. I am not sure how Canada feels about this game, but if he can enjoy a stealth killing game, than this is for him
#6: South Park: The Stick of Truth
Yes, this game didn’t make it into the 最佳, 返回页首 five. Why? Because I am not sure how Canada feels about turn-based RPGs. I am pretty sure Canada isn’t a 粉丝 of games where 你 and enemies stand still, and 你 have to click on something to order your character to attack instead of doing all of it yourself. In fact, I think Canada dislikes this kind of gameplay. So then why am I recommending this game to him? Because this is a lot less like a game, and a lot 更多 like a special episode of South Park. Since the game’s humor was made 由 the actual creators of the show, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, it feels like an actual episode of South Park that never aired. Also, 你 can make yourself look like a South Park character, and who hasn’t dreamt of living in the world of South Park. Don’t lie, 你 all did. Sure, Canada may not be a 粉丝 of turn-based RPG’s, but I do know he is a 粉丝 of South Park, and that is good enough to put this game on the list.
#5: Banjo Kazooie
Here is the first game that can only be bought of the XBox’s Store. Canada has told me before that he once owned an N64. However, I am not sure if he has ever played Banjo Kazooie. Today, would Canada want to play a game about a 熊 and his bird companion trying to fight a witch 由 collecting golden puzzle pieces? Maybe not, but the reason I am recommending this to him is because, at one point, he did play on an N64. Banjo Kazooie would be a game that would bring back dozens of nostalgic memories of booting up the N64 cartridges, and watching the N64 logo spin across the screen, with those N64 graphics on the screen. And since Banjo Kazooie was a game that was so good it even rivaled Super Mario 64, it must be one of the best games ever. And, this may be cheating, but I would also recommend Banjo Tooie. Would I recommend Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bol- No…….. Just Banjo Kazooie and Tooie… Not Nuts and Bolts.
#4: Resident Evil 4 HD
When Canada told me that he played and enjoyed Resident Evil 5, I just thought “......................”. I wanted to recommend him Resident Evil 4, but then I thought that he probably doesn’t own a Gamecube, definitely doesn’t own a PS游戏机 2, and I know he wouldn’t go out of his way to buy a Wii, so there was just no way for me to recommend this game to him… Until now, of course. Resident Evil 4 is not a horror game, and 更多 of an action game. But, that isn’t something Canada hasn’t bought before. Why I would recommend this game for Canada (Other than the fact that it is the best Resident Evil game ever) is that it was a very revolutionary game at the time, and it still is today. Not to mention, 你 have some of the best combat in a Resident Evil game, as well as being able to have some of the best environments in the series. If Canada can enjoy Resident Evil 5, than I am positive he will enjoy Resident Evil 4
#3: Saints Row IV
Like I said, I am not including a Rockstar game on this list, especially GTA. However, I always wondered if Canada had played GTA and thought it was just too normal. Well, that is what Saints Row IV is here for. This game is nothing 更多 than one big as hell parody. Throughout the game, 你 play as a character that 你 customized and cause massive destruction across the world with your insane powers and weapons. The reason I would recommend this to Canada because it is, what else, an open world game where 你 go around and kill stuff. But this is a lot better because here, 你 have much 更多 freedom, 你 can do whatever 你 wish without consequences, and 你 even become the president and fight off an alien invasion in a game that makes references to other games like Call of Duty, Metal Gear Solid, Minecraft, and so on. I am not sure how Canada is towards Saints Row, but I do know that he enjoys a good laugh and tons of mayhem, so this is a game I strongly recommend.
#2: Telltale’s The Walking Dead
Hey, remember The Walking Dead: Survival Instincts?! Remember how fucking terrible it was?! Well, luckily for 你 and the rest of the damn world, Telltale came along and fixed that problem with this Walking Dead game. Canada is a 粉丝 of the Walking Dead… And that’s all 你 need to know as to why I recommend this game to him. Now even though hundreds of games focus on zombie killing action, like Resident Evil 3, Dead Rising, Left 4 Dead, Dying Light, and any mini-game in the Call of Duty series, The Walking Dead focuses 更多 on the survivors and their struggle to survive, so it’s 更多 like the show, but with different characters. This game has 你 make choices that 你 really don’t want to make, with each choice always have a VERY strong consequence, like giving a short amount of 食物 to certain people in your group, 或者 save a kind-hearted man who is always making mistakes for others, and the last decision is so depressing, it would make the toughest of men feel depressed. All I can say is that, even though there is little combat, it is certainly ten times better than Survival Instincts. And that is all 你 need to know to buy this game.
#1: Middle-Earth: Shadows of Mordor
Yeah, I am sure everyone (Maybe even Canada) Saw this one coming. I mean, seriously, he is a 粉丝 of the Lord of the Rings. So much in fact, that he read the books, and I didn’t even think he liked books. This is a game that takes place in between The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings, so there isn’t anything 你 will see that resembles either of those movies. Shadow of Mordor is it’s own story, and it’s really good. This game looks like Lord of the Rings, but plays like Assassin’s Creed. Your character is able to climb up buildings, and get into fights with orcs in Mordor. And another thing, every orc 你 meet isn’t some 随意 AI that 你 need to fight, oh no. Each and every orc has a name, strength, and weakness, making 你 feel like a badass. So, now why would I recommend this to Canada……. Because it’s Lord of the Rings… Enough said.
So, there 你 have it. Did 你 enjoy the list. Tell me what 你 thought of it. With that 说 I will see 你 all 下一个 time.
