RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly 都市传说 idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't do baking. Remember last time..
PINKAMENA: But Dashie, I need ya. Your the special ingredient.
RAINBOW: What do 你 mean 由 that?
PINKAMENA: *nervously* Nothing.
RAINBOW: This... This has WAY to strong a smell for a cupcake.. Pinkie. Did 你 spill sleep drugs on it 或者 something? I can smell the smell of sleep drugs.
PINKAMENA: *nervously* No, no, no.. Of coarse not.
RAINBOW: Prove it. Bite it.
PINKAMENA: Umm, okay.. *bites it* 你 see, it's fi- (falls asleep).
APPLEBLOOM: What flavor is it?
PINKAMENA: What is your favorite?
APPLEBLOOM: Cherry.
PINKAMENA: Than that's what flavor it is.
PINKAMENA: Well than, only one 更多 step..
APPLEBLOOM: What?
PINKAMENA: *pulls over tv* 你 must watch Silence of the Lambs until 你 can behave like Hanibal Lector.
APPLEBLOOM: I'll do my best.
PINKAMENA: Well, its just.. Your number came up.. And.. I gotta make cupcakes!
SILVER SPOON: What dose that mean!?
PINKAMENA: *picks up huge knife* Your about to find out.
Pinkamena: (nervously) oh. 你 know how kids are.. Always with the crazy stories.. It's not like I'm killing anyone, 或者 anything (nervous chuckle).
Twi: I never 说 that.
Pinkamena: (even 'more' nervous) Well... Good.. Because... I'm not..
Twi: Very well.. (starts leaving)
Pinkamena: Wait., before 你 go.. I made 你 a cupcake.. (pulls out a small cupcake)
Twi: Oh. I don't kn-
Pinkamena: (sudden anger) EAT THE DAMN CUPCAKE!
Twi: Why, wha-.. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
Twi: I- I can't move!
Pinkamena: Well. duaa.. That's because your tide up silly filly.. Would of thought a smarty-pants like 你 would of known that..
Twi: But, why. What is goi... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?
Pinkamena: Well.. Your number came up Twiliy., And, well.. I don't make the rules.. I just do my job..
Twi: What are 你 talking about!?... And why did 你 hit me with a vase!?
Pinkamena: Yeah. Sorry about that.. After failing to get 彩虹 Dash. But I had to take precautions.. Besides,. Your better anyway.. Your always away. We never get to hang out anymore.. But now.. We can be together FOREVER!
Pinkamena: (uncharacteristically angry) Goodness Twiliy. Didn't anybody teach 你 manners!?.. It's rude to fall asleep when I'm trying to talk to you!.. I was so excited when I saw 你 were next. We could be telling all our secrets and stuff. But NOOOOO, 你 keep falling alseep!.. I mean, 你 don't see coming to "your" house and falling asleep in a middle of when your talking to me!.. Your suppose to be tough, your a princess!.. I mean, I thought 你 could handle ANYTHING!?.. But I seen foals last longer then you!.. Do I have to baby you.. Is that how 'princess' Twilight wants to be rememebered!?.. As a BABY!?
Twi: Well.. That's what happens when 你 rip out my wings. And also of my lungs!..
Pinkamena: Don't be a baby.. Ponies can servive without one of their lungs.. I mean. Don't 你 watch tv!?
Twi: P Please Pinkie.. Please let me go.. I, I want to go home.
Pinkamena: I would 爱情 to let 你 go.. I mean. I probably already got all that I need.. But I'm also not stupid.. If I let 你 go. Your just run straight to the Ditto and the rest of the police, and tell them I drugged 你 and held 你 in my basement.
Twi: No I- Wait? This is your baseme-
Pinkamena: Besides.. I can't tell 你 how many times I want to just say "I'm done with this mess" and go to bed.. But this is my job Twiliy.. My responsablility!.. 你 off all people shoud know the importance of responsablilities.. I mean.. This is how it has to be Twilight.. EIther way.. It was nice knowing 你 Twilight... Good bye.
Twi: Wha-
Suddenly Pinkamena, with one quick motion, slit Twilight's neck, and Twilight died within only a few seconds.
Pinkamena: (has to look away from the sight of Twilight dying).. God damn sometimes I HATE this job.
Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..
Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from 纸杯蛋糕 - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!
Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers are getting wreckless again..
Fluttershy: Bu-
Pinkamena: Besides.. Remember when we were younger, and 你 called me Lie instead of Pie?
FLuttershy: I- I think so..
Pinkamena: (sudden aggression) WELL DIE FOR IT! (turns on the device, violently killing Fluttershy from off view).
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One 更多 冲床 will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand reverse!
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know 耶稣 has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly 都市传说 idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't do baking. Remember last time..
PINKAMENA: But Dashie, I need ya. Your the special ingredient.
RAINBOW: What do 你 mean 由 that?
PINKAMENA: *nervously* Nothing.
RAINBOW: This... This has WAY to strong a smell for a cupcake.. Pinkie. Did 你 spill sleep drugs on it 或者 something? I can smell the smell of sleep drugs.
PINKAMENA: *nervously* No, no, no.. Of coarse not.
RAINBOW: Prove it. Bite it.
PINKAMENA: Umm, okay.. *bites it* 你 see, it's fi- (falls asleep).
APPLEBLOOM: What flavor is it?
PINKAMENA: What is your favorite?
APPLEBLOOM: Cherry.
PINKAMENA: Than that's what flavor it is.
PINKAMENA: Well than, only one 更多 step..
APPLEBLOOM: What?
PINKAMENA: *pulls over tv* 你 must watch Silence of the Lambs until 你 can behave like Hanibal Lector.
APPLEBLOOM: I'll do my best.
PINKAMENA: Well, its just.. Your number came up.. And.. I gotta make cupcakes!
SILVER SPOON: What dose that mean!?
PINKAMENA: *picks up huge knife* Your about to find out.
Pinkamena: (nervously) oh. 你 know how kids are.. Always with the crazy stories.. It's not like I'm killing anyone, 或者 anything (nervous chuckle).
Twi: I never 说 that.
Pinkamena: (even 'more' nervous) Well... Good.. Because... I'm not..
Twi: Very well.. (starts leaving)
Pinkamena: Wait., before 你 go.. I made 你 a cupcake.. (pulls out a small cupcake)
Twi: Oh. I don't kn-
Pinkamena: (sudden anger) EAT THE DAMN CUPCAKE!
Twi: Why, wha-.. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
Twi: I- I can't move!
Pinkamena: Well. duaa.. That's because your tide up silly filly.. Would of thought a smarty-pants like 你 would of known that..
Twi: But, why. What is goi... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?
Pinkamena: Well.. Your number came up Twiliy., And, well.. I don't make the rules.. I just do my job..
Twi: What are 你 talking about!?... And why did 你 hit me with a vase!?
Pinkamena: Yeah. Sorry about that.. After failing to get 彩虹 Dash. But I had to take precautions.. Besides,. Your better anyway.. Your always away. We never get to hang out anymore.. But now.. We can be together FOREVER!
Pinkamena: (uncharacteristically angry) Goodness Twiliy. Didn't anybody teach 你 manners!?.. It's rude to fall asleep when I'm trying to talk to you!.. I was so excited when I saw 你 were next. We could be telling all our secrets and stuff. But NOOOOO, 你 keep falling alseep!.. I mean, 你 don't see coming to "your" house and falling asleep in a middle of when your talking to me!.. Your suppose to be tough, your a princess!.. I mean, I thought 你 could handle ANYTHING!?.. But I seen foals last longer then you!.. Do I have to baby you.. Is that how 'princess' Twilight wants to be rememebered!?.. As a BABY!?
Twi: Well.. That's what happens when 你 rip out my wings. And also of my lungs!..
Pinkamena: Don't be a baby.. Ponies can servive without one of their lungs.. I mean. Don't 你 watch tv!?
Twi: P Please Pinkie.. Please let me go.. I, I want to go home.
Pinkamena: I would 爱情 to let 你 go.. I mean. I probably already got all that I need.. But I'm also not stupid.. If I let 你 go. Your just run straight to the Ditto and the rest of the police, and tell them I drugged 你 and held 你 in my basement.
Twi: No I- Wait? This is your baseme-
Pinkamena: Besides.. I can't tell 你 how many times I want to just say "I'm done with this mess" and go to bed.. But this is my job Twiliy.. My responsablility!.. 你 off all people shoud know the importance of responsablilities.. I mean.. This is how it has to be Twilight.. EIther way.. It was nice knowing 你 Twilight... Good bye.
Twi: Wha-
Suddenly Pinkamena, with one quick motion, slit Twilight's neck, and Twilight died within only a few seconds.
Pinkamena: (has to look away from the sight of Twilight dying).. God damn sometimes I HATE this job.
Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..
Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from 纸杯蛋糕 - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!
Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers are getting wreckless again..
Fluttershy: Bu-
Pinkamena: Besides.. Remember when we were younger, and 你 called me Lie instead of Pie?
FLuttershy: I- I think so..
Pinkamena: (sudden aggression) WELL DIE FOR IT! (turns on the device, violently killing Fluttershy from off view).
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One 更多 冲床 will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand reverse!
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know 耶稣 has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
