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posted by sapphire007
One 日 Luke did not skip to school but he skipped school!

He was lying around on his sexy toned 屁股 when his massive cat, Brooke, jumped onto his tum tum.

The cat was a beautiful one, but she was vicious. So when she jumped onto Luke’s tum tum her claws were out. She liked to hurt Luke, especially when he skipped school. Sometimes he went to school on weekends, just to get away from Brooke.

He howled with pain, picked her up 由 her neck and threw her at the glass cabinet with various shatterables inside.

Brooke died. It took Luke a few moments to realize what he’d done. His legs fell out...
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posted by sapphire007
I've sort of made notes throughout it to help 你 understand...
Your either going to hate it 或者 爱情 it...
Most of 你 are going to hate it but I dont mind because i'm only half responsible for its epicness.
WARNING: This is disturbing and in no way funny 哈哈 but it is definitely the most 随意 shit you’ll ever read

THE BOLD PARTS ARE WRITTEN 由 BROOKE AND THE NORMAL PARTS ARE WRITTEN 由 LUKE.
I hope that makes it easier to undetstand.


I also want to point out that we wrote this during our science lessons so we werent really worried about grammar but i've tried to 编辑 it as much as I can =D

Um so yeah...I hope 你 like it.