somebody help brick!:D:D

Her two 爱人 are fighting...
Brick-Blossom is mine!
Dexter-No! She's mine!
Blossom-I'll choose. Dexter!
Brick-What! You've got to be friggin' kidding!
Dexter-She made her choice, get over it!
Blossom-I'm not finished! I chose 《嗜血法医》 to get out of my life!
Brick-So 你 didn't chose Dexter. Right?
Blossom-Yes.
Blossom-I chose Brick because I loved him the first time I saw him and when he was rivied.
Dexter-I'll get 你 for this, Brick.
After that...
Buttercup-Almost done, Bubbles?
Bubbles-Yea. BTW where's Blossom?
Blossom-I'm here!
Buttercup-Are still hangin out with four-eyes?
Blossom-No.
Bubbles-Why?
Blossom-Because......

Dexter: I HAVE MADE A PLAN! MWAHAHAHA!
Meanwhile...
SB: Dude, what are 你 doing?
Brick: it's hot out here. must...get...home.
SB: hi Berserk :D
Berserk: 移动 it, Starbitch.
SB: D:. but it's Starbright.
Berserk: Brick, it's an emergency.
Brick: my dad is gay?! oh no! this can't be happening!!!!!
Berserk: no 你 idiot, everyone's turning into Dexter.
Brick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! UGLY FACES!!!!!!
Boomer: I'M DEXTER!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!! MY FACE LOOKS HORRIBLE!!!! *runs around screaming*
Brick: he looks fine.
Berserk: if 你 need me i'll be in my dimension. *goes back to Viletown*
Brick: WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME...