Ok, after watching the two incredible episodes that aired this week - and Fitch added (thank-you again) - it occurred to me that we have to wait another two weeks before HITH airs. This left me thinking about what I am going to do to pass the time until my 下一个 识骨寻踪 fix. This is what I came up with...
1. Start hanging round karaoke bars. Sing 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' each time your name is up until they throw 你 out.
2. Apply for the FBI. 你 can do this link.
3. Steal a lab 涂层, 外套 from school/uni. Print out the Jeffersonian symbol on your computer and safety pin it to the coat. Go to your local 超级市场, 超市 and buy whatever 识骨寻踪 they sell for making stocks, feeding to 狗 etc. and boil and clean them. Then set them out on your 厨房 表 and conduct your own autopsies. If your parents/housemates come in the room and demand to know what your doing, yell at them for contaminating the evidence.
4. If 你 have a partner, print out an enlarged picture of Booth/Hodgins/Sweets/whichever 识骨寻踪 character's face floats your boat. Tie some string to it and demand that your significant other wears it as a mask around the house.
5. Buy a 啤酒 hat. Sit in the bath with a couple of coldies, cigars/cigarettes and some loud 音乐 playing. Wait for someone to burst in and accuse 你 of faking your own death, 或者 until the smoke alarm goes off.
6. 加入 an ice-hockey team.
7. Enrol in a pottery class. Make some miniature horse statues, and try to start clay-fights with all of the other people there until 你 get kicked out.
8. 加入 a circus.
9. Make a big tray of mac'n'cheese with pancetta, leeks and a little bit of nutmeg. When it's cooked, and your family/housemates/partner is ready to eat, take it into your bedroom saying 'I want to be alone with it.'
10. Take up martial arts. Pick fights with 随意 gang members, then hope that someone else will threaten them into leaving 你 alone.
11. Start 阅读 up on conspiracy theories. When people around 你 are talking about current events, interject with 随意 spiels about aliens, the CIA, KGB, Illuminati etc. and how they are actually behind what is going on in the world, and that what 你 hear on the news is all just an elaborate government cover-up.
12. Go to your nearest museum with your significant other just before closing time. Hide in the toilets until everybody goes home, then get frisky together in the ancient Egyptian exhibition.
13. Go out and 由 the most garish socks and obnoxious 带, 皮带 buckle 你 can find. Wear them constantly. When asked about them 由 your friends, tell them that your therapist 说 it was ok to wear them.
14. Start collecting keys.
15. Go to your local Thai/Chinese restaurant. When the waiter comes up to 你 for your order, laugh at him/her saying 'You know what to order for me!' When they insist that 你 should actually place an order, demand seven organ soup.
16. Start digging holes in 随意 areas around your neighbourhood, and if anybody asks what 你 are doing, claim to be rescuing victims of the Gravedigger.
17. Get a pet. Preferably either a pot-bellied pig called Jasper, 或者 a dog - Belgian 马里努阿犬, malinois, 玛利诺犬 breed - called Ripley.
18. Go back to the karaoke bar that threw 你 out earlier for 唱歌 too much Cindi Lauper. This time, bring a gun.
19. Set up all of your friends. If any of them ask 你 for a favour, only do it if they 吻乐队(Kiss) under mistletoe. Claim to be feeling 'puckish', and if they want to know why 你 want them to make out in the middle of January, tell them to use their grown up words.
20. And last but not least, post 随意 文章 such as this on fanpop!
1. Start hanging round karaoke bars. Sing 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' each time your name is up until they throw 你 out.
2. Apply for the FBI. 你 can do this link.
3. Steal a lab 涂层, 外套 from school/uni. Print out the Jeffersonian symbol on your computer and safety pin it to the coat. Go to your local 超级市场, 超市 and buy whatever 识骨寻踪 they sell for making stocks, feeding to 狗 etc. and boil and clean them. Then set them out on your 厨房 表 and conduct your own autopsies. If your parents/housemates come in the room and demand to know what your doing, yell at them for contaminating the evidence.
4. If 你 have a partner, print out an enlarged picture of Booth/Hodgins/Sweets/whichever 识骨寻踪 character's face floats your boat. Tie some string to it and demand that your significant other wears it as a mask around the house.
5. Buy a 啤酒 hat. Sit in the bath with a couple of coldies, cigars/cigarettes and some loud 音乐 playing. Wait for someone to burst in and accuse 你 of faking your own death, 或者 until the smoke alarm goes off.
6. 加入 an ice-hockey team.
7. Enrol in a pottery class. Make some miniature horse statues, and try to start clay-fights with all of the other people there until 你 get kicked out.
8. 加入 a circus.
9. Make a big tray of mac'n'cheese with pancetta, leeks and a little bit of nutmeg. When it's cooked, and your family/housemates/partner is ready to eat, take it into your bedroom saying 'I want to be alone with it.'
10. Take up martial arts. Pick fights with 随意 gang members, then hope that someone else will threaten them into leaving 你 alone.
11. Start 阅读 up on conspiracy theories. When people around 你 are talking about current events, interject with 随意 spiels about aliens, the CIA, KGB, Illuminati etc. and how they are actually behind what is going on in the world, and that what 你 hear on the news is all just an elaborate government cover-up.
12. Go to your nearest museum with your significant other just before closing time. Hide in the toilets until everybody goes home, then get frisky together in the ancient Egyptian exhibition.
13. Go out and 由 the most garish socks and obnoxious 带, 皮带 buckle 你 can find. Wear them constantly. When asked about them 由 your friends, tell them that your therapist 说 it was ok to wear them.
14. Start collecting keys.
15. Go to your local Thai/Chinese restaurant. When the waiter comes up to 你 for your order, laugh at him/her saying 'You know what to order for me!' When they insist that 你 should actually place an order, demand seven organ soup.
16. Start digging holes in 随意 areas around your neighbourhood, and if anybody asks what 你 are doing, claim to be rescuing victims of the Gravedigger.
17. Get a pet. Preferably either a pot-bellied pig called Jasper, 或者 a dog - Belgian 马里努阿犬, malinois, 玛利诺犬 breed - called Ripley.
18. Go back to the karaoke bar that threw 你 out earlier for 唱歌 too much Cindi Lauper. This time, bring a gun.
19. Set up all of your friends. If any of them ask 你 for a favour, only do it if they 吻乐队(Kiss) under mistletoe. Claim to be feeling 'puckish', and if they want to know why 你 want them to make out in the middle of January, tell them to use their grown up words.
20. And last but not least, post 随意 文章 such as this on fanpop!