Chuck Bass: Not as much as I enjoyed the memory of 你 purring in my ear which I have been replaying over and over...
Blair Waldorf: Well erase the tape!


Blair Waldorf: Oh my God! Do 你 like me?
Chuck Bass: Define like...


Blair Waldorf: Do you... 'like' me?
Chuck Bass: Define like.
Blair Waldorf: 你 have got to be kidding me.
Chuck Bass: How do 你 think I feel? I can't sleep! I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach... fluttering.
[disgusted]
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh no, no, no, no no.
[horrified]


Blair Waldorf: Enough with the blackmail. Aren't 你 bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Chuck Bass: Excuse me.
[excuses the girl away from him that he was talking to]
Chuck Bass: I didn't say forever. Just until the sight of the two of 你 together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair Waldorf: And when will that be?
Chuck Bass: Only time will tell I'm afraid, so unless 你 want dear Nathaniel to know how 你 迷失 your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle I encourage patience and restraint.
Blair Waldorf: Isn't there someone else 你 can torture?
Chuck Bass: Probably but I choose you.


Blair Waldorf: [after waking up in 床, 床上 together] 你 were on the floor!
Chuck Bass: I hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: How? It's not like 你 ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time; it was chilly.

[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, where, when, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And 你 were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like 你 do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires 你 moving your scarf.
Chuck Bass: It was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Enough about the past, before 你 landed in my 床, 床上 we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck Bass: Well I trust 你 can take it from here, I have a best man's speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry, I can be 婊子, 子 enough for both of us.
Chuck Bass: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blairs starts pushing him out the door.]
Chuck Bass: 你 know, they say that 你 爱情 something 你 should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Uh! They say if 你 hate something 你 should slam the door in its face.
Chuck Bass: I 爱情 it when 你 talk dirty Blair.


Chuck Bass: Who is that?
Blair Waldorf: Probably some 婊子, 子 from Chapin.
Chuck Bass: A hot 婊子, 子 from Chapin.


Blair Waldorf: [Chuck grabs Blair's arm] 嘿 let go of me Bass!
Chuck Bass: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair Waldorf: 你 know I already have.
Chuck Bass: Really? A 吻乐队（Kiss） does sort of send the wrong signal, let's not waste time denying.
Blair Waldorf: 你 know what, I'm tired of this go ahead and tell him.
Chuck Bass: Really, 你 want me to tell him how 你 slept with me and faked your virginity for him.
Blair Waldorf: I'll just tell him your lying and who do 你 think he'll believe? 你 who bangs anything in his field of vision 或者 me his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Chuck Bass: Oh now he'll believe me.
Blair Waldorf: Why?
Chuck Bass: I have proof.
[Vanessa had filmed them on camera]
Chuck Bass: Good eye docu-girl I'll take the tape now.
Blair Waldorf: 你 knew she was watching? This is my house that tape belongs to me.
Vanessa Abrams: Actually this is my footage and thanks to both of 你 I think I got a new angle on my subject.
Dan Humphrey: [Dan walks up] 嘿 Vanessa let's get out of here.
Chuck Bass: If 你 think I'm gonna let 你 walk out of here without that tape your crazy!
[he grabs Vanessa's arm agressively]
Vanessa Abrams: Let go of me!
Dan Humphrey: Hey! Last time I checked I still owe 你 a black eye so unless this is 你 coming to claim it, stay away from her.


Chuck Bass: 你 looked pretty hot on Prince Theodore's arm today.
Blair Waldorf: Oh, Is that what I am to you?
[kisses him]
Blair Waldorf: Just an accessory?
Chuck Bass: 下一个 to him yes...
[flips her over, she is now straddling him]
Chuck Bass: On me you'd be so much more.
Blair Waldorf: Yes, but I can't be on 你 remember? Cause 你 don't want Nate to find out and I don't want anyone too.
[pulls him up 由 his collar]
Blair Waldorf: But 你 have to learn to behave yourself first.
[she kisses him again]


Chuck Bass: [to Blair] I'm honored to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.


Chuck: My my, that girl has gotten under your skin.
Blair: The 问题 is, 低音 — will you?



Chuck: We both know you'll do it again. It's just a 问题 of when.
Blair: The answer is never.
Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
Blair: Despite what attraction my body has for you, my brain knows better, and yours should too. Gotta go! I have a disciplinary hearing.


Marcus [sees Blair and Chuck] ... Blair!
Blair: ohmigod, ohmigod.
Marcus: Blair, what is it?
Blair: 你 don't understand! I thought it was you! He had an accent!
Chuck: Please, 你 knew exactly who it was.


Chuck: [to Nate] 由 the way Archibald, now that the summer's over I can tell 你 I never believed any of the talk that 你 hit it with my sis... [sees Blair] morning, Waldorf!
Blair: It was until now.


Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not.
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?


Chuck:You never belonged to Nate. Never have, never will.


Blair: Thanks for the lift home
Chuck: 你 were amazing up there
(Blair looks at him for a moment, then leans in for a kiss. Their lips touch lightly, before Chuck pulls away)
Chuck: 你 sure?
(Blair pauses briefly, then kisses him passionately. Things progress as the screen fades to black)