what are you up to chuck?!
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GG: rise and shine upper east siders today is another 日 full of sex, lies and scandle. i hear N and B broke up last night after finding out that N slept with S. deepest condolenses B.
(Blair wakes up to see chuck standing in her room)
B: what are 你 doing in my room
C: 你 havent read gossip girl, the post went up last night that 你 and nate broke up.
B: yes thats true but it still doesnt explain why 你 are in my room
C: I came to check on 你 thats what 老友记 are for.
B: 你 now 或者 never will be considered my friend, you're a perv and i think all 你 want it to get laid am i right.
C:(Smiles) you're always ready to assume the worst of me
(Moves over to her 床, 床上 and sits beside her)
B: but am i wrong chuck?
C: the idea of revenge sex may have came to mind but i am here to check on you
B: its not going to happen and im fine
C: are 你 fine enough to meet me at my new club tonight? i could use some support from someone
B: what about nate he is your best friend
C: nate is away to visit his grandfather until gossip girl cools down 你 know how 你 and serena are her number one girls. she want revenge on nate.
B: why dont 你 ask serena that slut might be up to it
C: serena is not blair waldorf and im on 你 side the bestfriend and the boyfriend is not a classy look.
B: yet 你 came here looking me to sleep with you
C: revenge sex is hot.
B: i'll come to your club but if 你 perv on me i will kick 你 and leave
C: fine but im not making any promises im chuck bass
B: that really is your answer to everything
C: look just be there and i'll apoligise in advance for any slezzing i do
B: ok apoligise
C: that was it
B: now can 你 get out of my room cause 你 gross me out bass
C: dont insult me waldorf
B: i clearly stating a fact
(As chuck leaves serena walks in then chuck decides to stay)
S: B im so sorry
B: only my friens call me B
S: please im sorry i was drunk and it was an accident.
C: didnt look like nate thought it was an accident i saw 你 that night.
S: what?
C: best friend and the boyfriend not very classy S
B:(smiles at chuck's comment) 你 see i was acctually upset when 你 left but now i want 你 to leave
S: please blair i didnt mean to hurt you
B: hurt me i feel sort of relieved that me and nate are over no 更多 secrets and lies im free to live my life. and getting rid of 你 下一个 step.
S: B please (Serena nearly in tears)
B: 你 can go now Kati and iz are going to be here any 秒 and i have to get changed. and think of a plan to ruin you.
C: if changed maybe i'll stay
B: strike 1 bass. 你 can leave now S its what 你 do best
(serena leaves)
C: bravo that was quite a show
B: chuck i need 你 help
C: with what excactly (chuck smiles)
B: in your dreams bass, we are going to take serena down.
C: see i forgot to tell 你 i have some pictures on my phine of serena and the osrtoff center.
B: whats she doing there
C: getting the help she needs probably
B: maybe 你 should go there
C: 你 really like to insult people
B: mostly you. 你 can leave while i get dressed
C: i'd rather stay
B: ugh leaving (pushes chuck out the door)
(later chuck gives blair the pictures and lets her kati and iz decide what to do with them)
B: think we need to completly destroy her.
K: we could send it to gossip girl
B: thats not enough
I: how about when all the college professors come we completly embarress her
B: and brown will be there
(Chuck comes up to them)
C: hows the planning going
B: we're going to embarress her in front of all the college professers
C: thats in a week so it will keep her suffering 由 waiting for it to come i like it
B: Iz came up with it.
C:(whispers to blair) now 你 have a reason to come tonight your celebrating.
B: talk to 你 later bass.
(serena and dan)
S: dan i know 你 must hate me right now but i want 你 to know i didnt do it on purpose. i was drunk.
D: serena its ok i know you're not like that anymore
S: to bad Blair doesnt see it that way she hates me and i dont blame her. shes planning revenge.
D: well dont let her get to you
S: but shes my bestfriend i shouldnt have done that. i feel like a female version of chuck bass
D: no you're not ok nobodys that bad.
S: but...
D: its ok thats in the past
S: thanks dan (She kisses his cheek then she kisses his lips this is the first 吻乐队（Kiss） they had)
B:look the slut has moved on
K+I:(laughs) and look who to
S: B your fight is with me not dan
B: i cant control what they say maybe i control what they do but freedom of speech is something i belive in.
D: just leave her alone its in the past cant 你 just forgive her
B:(turns to kati and iz) is he speaking to me. 由 slut... lonely boy.
(later at victrola/chuck's club)
B: a strip joint why doesnt that suprise me
C: oh i dont know (smiles)
B: i have to say 低音 its not half bad
C: it where people can come to let loose. what happens at victrola stays in victrola... what do 你 say.
B: i say nothing is going to happen at victrola
C: your choice but the offer always stands
B: i bet does but im not going to except
C: suit yourself but may i say 你 look extrodinary tonight
B: 你 dont look to bad yourself bass
(Ten 分钟 later blair and chuck are a bit drunk but not to bad they are watching the burlesqe dancers on stage and talking)
C: maybe 你 should take that up as a hobbie
B: not a chance bass
C: why not your hot everyguy would wanna tap that ass
B: clearly not everyguy
C: Nate was stupid
B: is that so. well it wasnt as if i didnt want to do it with him he just kept pushing me away
C: if i was him i would have sealed the deal 由 now
B: thats because your chuck bass
C: and because your hot.
B: flattering
C:(rubs blair bare arm with his finger) im being serious if i were nate i wouldnt have wasted a 秒 looking at someone else.
B: really
C: really
B:(kisses chuck) just one night couldnt be so wrong
C:(smiles) lets go to the limo.
(chuck and blair make out and eventually have sex in the back of the limo)
GG: are nate and blair really over. looks like 你 dont know a good thing till it gone and found someone else. looks like chuck is blair shoulder to cry on. and chucks not gonna miss this opprtunity. 你 know 你 爱情 me. xoxo. gossip girl.
what did blair and chuck get up to?!
