*BILL*

1. Stare at him with wide, fascinated eyes until he asks what’s up, then tell him he would look good in pink.
2. At ungodly hours of the night, vigorously shake him awake screaming, “FIRE! FIRE!!!” Then walk out of the room like nothing happened.
3. 13 分钟 before his alarm goes off, drag sleeping Tom onto his 床, 床上 and then just sit there.
4. Videotape their reaction as they wake up. Post it on YouTube, titling it “Kaulitz Brother Morning Surprise”.
5. Steal his eyeliner. When he asks 你 where it is, tell him Georg took it to his room muttering something about voodoo.
6. Lock up his...