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posted by _naiza
Hey, peeps, I decided to write my own 文章 because aparently, I have nothing 更多 interesting to do. So here we go.

1. Not everyone likes carnaval here.
2. Almost everybody here hates Argentinean people. Most people don't know why but they do.
3. Alligators don't walk down the street.
4. We just have two seasons: when it's raining and when it's not raining.
5. We doesn't sleep in the middle of the jungle.
6. Every Brazilian movie that suceed in other countries talk about sex and/or crime.
7. Every Brazilian song that suceed in other countries have annoying beat and the lyrics talks about being...
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Not sure about all the different 潮流粉丝俱乐部 users out there? Check out this handy guide! Have a look at some of the extremes of Fanpop-dom without even having to meet users like these. Also, not trying to offend anyone with this, this is just for fun, :)

The Obsessed Fan: As guessable 由 the name, this 粉丝 level of fandom goes above and beyond normal fans. They are likely to have a 用户名 that pertains to their obsession somehow. Ex: TwiEdwardLuvr, GagaMonster, Shakespeare4Life, etc. (Note: just because someone has a 用户名 pertaining to a certain fandom does not automatically classify someone...
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So as 你 all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my 首页 nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid 问题 I got and my reactions:

1. Were 你 born in America?

(No, motherfucker.)

2. Were your parents from America 或者 something?

(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)

3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did 你 buy from New York?

(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)

4. So like, are 你 from the 'hood'?...
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posted by GemonkDruid
They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She 说 come on, come on, 吻乐队(Kiss) my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She 说 come on, come on, 吻乐队(Kiss) my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an 文章 about MCR's song. This is gonna be an 文章 about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how 你 imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...
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 A nerd and a dork mixed
A nerd and a dork mixed
Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
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Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults 你 at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it 由 making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....
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posted by boolander25
 a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.
a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.
Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what 你 want, cliche 或者 whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and 你 can't deny it.


Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) 年 olds together, so what? Suck it....
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added by simpleplan
Source: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/doctor-who?
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posted by emilyroxx
So, I was recently diagnosed with Asperger's, and I 爱情 psychology, so I'm going to force some medical diagnosis information of all of you!

Asperger's syndrome, also called Asperger's disorder, is a type of pervasive developmental disorder (PDD). PDDs are a group of conditions that involve delays in the development of many basic skills, most notably the ability to socialize with others, to communicate, and to use imagination.

Although Asperger's syndrome is similar in some ways to autism -- another, 更多 severe type of PDD -- there are some important differences. Children with Asperger's syndrome...
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Yet another one :P

Superbowl: a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!

Anime: 1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating 日本 for it.
Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful 日本动漫 that plays in the US.

(This one for GD XD) Clown kiss: Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when 你 are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown...
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If I get reported becasue this shit will go down XD

Pig: a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its 屁股 (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" 或者 "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if 你 recognized the pig who's giving 你 a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.

Hungry: The worst possible torture...
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posted by emilyroxx
Okay, I have some freaky rules about 食物 that don’t even make sense to me. Here’s some of them:

HOT DOGS
1.    I eat the hot dog out of the bun, but I won’t eat the bun.
2.    I eat one end of the hot dog, but not the other.
3.    When I eat hot 狗 at home, I don’t eat either end of the hot dog.
4.    I won’t eat veal hot 狗 out of a bun.
5.    I won’t cut up hot 狗 from a restaurant.
RAMEN
1.    I lift the 拉面 above my head and eat the end of the 拉面 first....
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posted by harrypotterbest
I need constructive feedback, si'l vous plait :P And don't be shy xD Tell me EXACTLY what 你 think!
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His blood on my 刀 is all I ever thought of, all I ever dreamed of. His presence made me go crazy with longing to drive my silver blade through his chest and be done with it. His mere glance was all I needed to remember how it had felt, when he had stood 下一个 to me, and whispered sweet lies of a place that didn’t exist. I remember how he felt that day, I remember his cold touch, how it made me shiver, I remember how I could hear my 心 beating...
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She huddles in the corner, lonely and afraid, knowing that He will return tonight. Silent tears make their way down her cheeks. The room is unbearably cold; she shivers in her thin sweater, wrapping her arms around her again. She hates herself for crying, it is a weakness, it is useless, and no one will help her. They thought she was mad. Before, she was sure she wasn’t mad, yet now, she fears she is losing her mind.
The room’s temperature drops even 更多 and her blood runs cold. A huge gust of wind blows down the window, and she screams. He is getting 更多 powerful. And soon, oh, very...
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He has not been going to school. He keeps 表演 think he is sick he does not care they he will fail he does not care that he will be taken away. I just want to 冲床 him.......... he thinks nothing can happen he does this about 2 years 以前 because some kid was not letting him play football but he says not one is picking on him so whats his bloody problem. We called his princible but he did not call back he 说 he help us but he is not even around. My dad he is never there so he no help. My mum she has to work alot she cant have the exra stress. All my brother cares about is his self.


sorry about the rant but i had to let it out
Alright, so ya'll know cause of the pick. This is my old Percy Jackson/Avatar crossover. For those that don't knowso 你 don't get lost, 阿凡达 is a cartoon about a fictional world where people can control, 或者 "bend" the 4 elements. And the Avatar, (s)he's like this powerful spirit that never dies and is supoosed to keep balance. Well, this incarnation, Aang, is an airbender, the last of his kind, cause the 火, 消防 Nation killed them in a 100 年 war. Him and his 老友记 are trying to stop them from winning the war.

I admit, I took like the first 5 chapters from this other, unfinished abandoned...
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posted by simpleplan
(Note: One 日 I was very bored so I wrote this story I thought 你 guys would like to read it. The story will have spelling mistacks I sucks with spelling and Grammer.)





Once upone a time a monky stold Harry's Lucky Charms. Harry was mad he wanted to eat it becuse of it was the best wizarding 食物 of all time but the monkey wanted to flush it down the potty. Harry chast the monkey all around the world and they can to potty city. The monkey throw the Lucky Charms it almost when in the potty intell 皮卡丘 saved it. Harry Potter and 皮卡丘 jump around becuse they got he lucky Charms but then Ash when over and kicked Harry and 皮卡丘 stold the Lucky Carms then ran to NeverLand.




The End XD
posted by TempCC
Heyy!

My name is Amber and I live somewhere in England. My family consists of my Mum, my Dad, my 9 年 old brother, two hamsters called Freddie and Dora and a cat called Flora who we've had since before I was born! :D

I have 2 main obsessions. Harry Potter (Duh) and Doctor Who. Lets start with Harry Potter. One evening I had nothing to read. I had read all the 图书 on my bookshelf. So, I complained to my Dad and he suggested a few titles including Harry Potter. I hated Harry Potter even though I had never watched any of the films 或者 read any of the books. My friend liked HP so I decided to...
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posted by GemonkDruid
So these are all the instruments I remotely know how to play and shit like that.

Instrument: Voice
When I started: Pretty much my whole life? lol
Why I started: It's fun. :p
Skill level (out of 10): 6.5...7? I dunno, depends on the day. :p And what song.
Do I own one?: What a dumb question. lol
How cool I look playing it (out of 10): 7
How much I enjoy playing it (out of 10): 10

Instrument: Piano
When I started: 8 years ago, but I stopped.
Why I started: My parents forced me. Haha.
Skill level (out of 10): 2. x]
Do I own one?: Yes.
How cool I look playing it (out of 10): 4.
How much I enjoy playing it (out...
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你 know very well that 你 will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ::sniffs::
You say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter 图书 out so far ten 或者 更多 times!!! (I have!!!)
You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
You often call a teacher 你 don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when 你 ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because 你 often ride around your 首页 on a broom...
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