女人们

Lets stop bullying


This is for all the kids who get bullied, and for the people who do bully.

Most kids get bullied every single 日 at school, outside, at the park, 或者 even in there own house. If 你 are one of those kids, send me a story and I will make sure to help you(= Y in the world do they bully!? I will tell 你 y. 1. Because it lifts them up, it gives them power. If 你 want power, don’t bully on a little kid! What if 你 were that little child. They just wanna live life the fullest. What if that child died that day, and the only memories he has 或者 his family has is of him getting...

Just a warning, I’m really weird about talking about this kind of stuff, so I may seem a little immature here.



I know that there are many females of various ages who suffer from the dreaded menstrual cramps (I hate the word “period” when used in this sense, so I’m going to avoid it as much as I can)

There are a few ways 你 can get rid of the cramps once they start, but I personally, would rather avoid them all together. What I do to achieve this is very VERY simple. This may sound a little disgusting to some of you, and it’s a little awkward for me to share, but the best thing to do...

This isn't an attempt to pass this 文章 off as my own. I read it and I thought maybe others would appreciate it as well.


By Jessica Leigh Griffith

This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become 老友记 and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times....

From another 电子邮箱 I got.
Ladies: Have a sense of humour!! ;)


New Evening Classes for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need 太空 in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What 你 Want Without...

From an 电子邮箱 I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten 由 his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, 你 must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for 更多 than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless 你 actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free 啤酒 in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...

More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure 你 can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and 你 need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five 分钟 is only five 分钟 if 你 have just been 给 five 更多 分钟 to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and 你 should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...