PJ Harvey - 吉他 Goddess

I admit I loved 迪士尼 Princesses as a little girl, I collected stickers and pictures of my 收藏夹 (Belle and Ariel and Cinderella) and have a lot of the movies.

But one curious thing I started to notice about 迪士尼 电影院 as I got older was that there were usually no mothers around, it was almost always a single dad and his daughter trying to get by. If there was a female adult, she was an awful stepmother 或者 a wicked witch.

Here is a 列表 of 迪士尼 电影院 (and many of these are based on folk tales and Grimm fairy tales, but they are the ones 迪士尼 seems to like to make 电影院 of...) where...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If 你 don't straighten up, I'm going to knock 你 into the middle of 下一个 week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I 说 so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If 你 fall out of that 摇摆, 秋千 and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure 你 wear clean underwear, in case...