嘿 everybody. Welcome to the Roast of Stan Lee. I'm your host Will Eisner. 嘿 isn't it funny how our 超能英雄 are all studs with a simple mask and cape, not crazy hardware and tentacles and big boobs? And don't 你 爱情 how many girlfriends our hero gets? One after the other after the other. Our Mary Jane puts up with it. The secretary? She helps out the Spirit all 日 long even though she knows she's not his only one. And our villians? That's Marvel people. Up and down. ETHOS, PATHOS, a bunch of bald old tubbies with no spine! And look at how creative Marvel is! After we kill them off one 由 one they just keep regenerating until we finally get to ADIOS and AMIGOS. What's wrong Marvel? Oh yeah...so genius to regenerate the same villian in your works but having a bit of trouble coming up with enough names for all those phonies? Time to think of another-- nope. ADIOS AMIGOS. I knew you'd grow creatively exhausted within two 秒 Marvel with your twelve Green Goblins and Sinister Forty. And Octopus! How inventive! Let's just make the guy ethnic and call him various names based off of crap we either saw at the 海滩 或者 on Halloween! And look at how our competitors will leave Scarlet Johannsen and other characters in their frames just standing there doing nothing while the main guy Octopus talks for days and days and days and days. No proof 你 say? This is just arrowone saying arrowone type things? It was written in 1940, Arrowone! You're a moron!

Wait a minute...what's that written on the side of the truck that all Spirit's enemies have just arrived in? DITKO INDUSTRIES?!!!