ghost rider: hi i'm a marvel
batman: I'm going...to kill 你
ghost rider: sorry dark queer. Already been done that route. And it'll take alot 更多 then 你 and the grace of god to make me go that route again.
batman: alright ghost rider. I've tried to be nice. I've pitied 你 for over thirty years because 你 were the DC of Marvel Comics. HellTennisPlayer why don't they. But then 你 got a movie that had SAM ELLIOTT in it and quite frankly I'm jealous. So I'm going to finally do away with 你 before 你 even dare step to this Bobby Blaze 或者 Ruben Blades 或者 Ruben Studdard 或者 Dale Dingus 或者 whatever you're name is. It's called plagierism, 你 understand? Do I have to spell it out? Legion is the Scarecrow, 你 are me with skeletons and fire, and your Bat Pod is the whole thing that defines you. That's why Aquaman? Gets no play. Flash? Gets no play. They're dope in Mortal Kombat. Granted that. But what does Aquaman do when the criminals leave the pool? 或者 an escape chopper takes Flash's enemies away?
ghost rider: Sam Elliott's in my movie, punk
batman: 你 偷了 FROM ME AGAIN!!! DID 你 SEE THAT!!! IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!! 你 JUST KEEP DOING IT!!!
(enter Aunt May)
Aunt may: CHRIS-TIAN BALE!
batman: I'm sorry Aunt May. I was having a bad day. People just don't understand that when 你 jump into someone's view like that, and 你 have to jump out of character in order to tell them s*** they should already f**king know, it gets frustrating
Aunt May: I believe there's a McG in all of us. Makes us...read directions 更多 carefully, and finally allows us to make 电影院 that are good. Even though sometimes the...people at Sony begin to panic. Make crappy PS游戏机 3 games. Ghost Rider does that for people and...we wonder what Sam Elliott's doing right now. We...need him.
batman: I'm going...to kill 你
ghost rider: sorry dark queer. Already been done that route. And it'll take alot 更多 then 你 and the grace of god to make me go that route again.
batman: alright ghost rider. I've tried to be nice. I've pitied 你 for over thirty years because 你 were the DC of Marvel Comics. HellTennisPlayer why don't they. But then 你 got a movie that had SAM ELLIOTT in it and quite frankly I'm jealous. So I'm going to finally do away with 你 before 你 even dare step to this Bobby Blaze 或者 Ruben Blades 或者 Ruben Studdard 或者 Dale Dingus 或者 whatever you're name is. It's called plagierism, 你 understand? Do I have to spell it out? Legion is the Scarecrow, 你 are me with skeletons and fire, and your Bat Pod is the whole thing that defines you. That's why Aquaman? Gets no play. Flash? Gets no play. They're dope in Mortal Kombat. Granted that. But what does Aquaman do when the criminals leave the pool? 或者 an escape chopper takes Flash's enemies away?
ghost rider: Sam Elliott's in my movie, punk
batman: 你 偷了 FROM ME AGAIN!!! DID 你 SEE THAT!!! IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!! 你 JUST KEEP DOING IT!!!
(enter Aunt May)
Aunt may: CHRIS-TIAN BALE!
batman: I'm sorry Aunt May. I was having a bad day. People just don't understand that when 你 jump into someone's view like that, and 你 have to jump out of character in order to tell them s*** they should already f**king know, it gets frustrating
Aunt May: I believe there's a McG in all of us. Makes us...read directions 更多 carefully, and finally allows us to make 电影院 that are good. Even though sometimes the...people at Sony begin to panic. Make crappy PS游戏机 3 games. Ghost Rider does that for people and...we wonder what Sam Elliott's doing right now. We...need him.
I must admit -- as one of Dark Knight's biggest 粉丝 I'm surprised so many people like it. I am. This should only be something me and a few people obsess about. I've always been amazed and skeptical that people would turn 蝙蝠侠 into a movie, even the Michael Keaton one. Yeah it's huge and 流行的 and old but...Batman in the comics is the only way to really see why he qualifies as an action character. Six frames in different juxtaposed locations when he's fighting ninjas and gangsters and stuff. What 你 do is look at each frame one 由 one. In your head 你 don't just have 蝙蝠侠 -- 你 have a kung-fu movie. On screen the fighting simply doesn't look that good once you've seen him in this format. Oh nothing on Earth can compare with 蝙蝠侠 whether on screen 或者 not, but I'm suprised so many people didn't say "what the f? this isn't exciting" whenever he fought. AM I OUT OF MY MIND SAYING THAT?
My client the 3:10 to Yuma man himself would have loved to NOT flip out on McG's 老友记 from the old neighborhood as they obstructed his view going about their business directives for McG was which was to close in on the shot so hard it gives us all headaches from how out-of-focus it is 或者 when it moves a bit and disappears from the screen completely and we can't follow it. Christian "Now That Boy Makes Some Good Films" Bale is about to have his career sidemarked for simply being polite 99% of the time about the fact that Legoland is remaking Terminator. And 你 know who was there in the scene with Bale when he snapped on Shutter-Speed Boy? BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD!! Un-pregnant, re-vamped, just like our imaginations. Spider-Man 3 she got pregnant that's why she was dressed in harsh black with Nikes when they went to the heh-heh "jazz club". That girl could make anyone turn into a teenage boy trying to prove he's not a nice guy.