This takes place 30 分钟 after the last one.
Dutch pulled up to his driveway.
“Here we are. Back in Vacaville.”
“Sweet.”
Tony was out and Bella and Sola were still asleep. Dutch put the 船, 小船 in the position where it’s supposed to go. He got back to his house.
“So, is it nice to be home?”
“Yeah.”
At about 11:00 pm Dutch got a call from Buck, the leader of his squad.
“Dutch, we need you, we need all the remaining ODST’s over here!”
“Alright, I have a few ODSTD’s with me too.”
“Alright, send them with you.”
“Star, Kaltag, you’re coming with me to go on an ODST mission. Humphrey, Kate, you’re able to be here alone right?”
“Yeah.”
“Alright.”
Dutch drove to a large warehouse with an elevator that lifted them up into a UNSC Frigate.
“Dutch, good to see you, who are these two?” Buck, the leader asked.
“Well, husky number 1 is Star, and husky number two is Kaltag.”
“I’m a Chinook.”
“Oh, ok.”
“We’re in 太空 right now, we need to debrief and drop.”
“Got it! Kaltag, Star, get your armor on.”
“Ok.”
星, 星级 and Kaltag got in their new suits. They 迷失 their old ones.
“New 标签 and emblems. Star, yours is TBAG, and Kaltag, yours is PUBE.” a hot girl name Veronica said.
“Thanks, hotty.” 星, 星级 said.
“I don’t 日期 dogs. Besides, Buck and I are married. We’re the leaders of the squad.”
“I listen to 你 any day,”
“Alright, this is our destination,” Buck said, “We’re dropping at 隆起, 隆升 Nature Reserve! We have new dual pods. We’re partnering 你 up! Dutch, Star, you’re together, Kaltag Romeo, you’re together, Mickey, Rookie, you’re together, Veronica and I will be together! Any questions?”
There weren’t any.
“Get to your pods.”
Everyone dropped. Once on the ground, they set out.
“What now?”
It became 12:00 am.
“April fools!” Veronica and Buck 说 in unison.
“There’s only one good thing that’s good about this, Kaltag and I get armor again,” 星, 星级 said.
“We have Pelicans picking us up.”
The Pelicans picked all of them up and dropped them off at the Frigate.
“Alright, you’ll be dropped at your house.”
“Thanks, Buck.”
When Star, Kaltag, and Dutch got home, it was 1:00 am. Kaltag got on the internet and looked at 哈哈 猫 for about 5 hours.
“Hhhahhahahhahahha!”
Kaltag was enjoying this.
“Enough of fuckin 哈哈 cats. Tiem for sum sexxxay prOnz!!11!”
Kaltag kneed down and typed in sexxay pr0nzzzzzz at Google.
“omg, iem excit3dd1!!
He clicked on the 秒 entry. When the page loaded, Kaltag got rick roll’d.
“wat teh fuk is this?/?? this r nOt sexxay pronz!11!eleven!
He kept watching it.
“u got 2 b shiten meh. Coem on u cOcksuker!11 closeee”
The window would not close.
“God damit this r nOt makein me happy face”
The window started to 移动 around and Kaltag kept missing.
“omg this s the bigest bullsh1t ever!!1 eye r so angry face right nao!”
Kaltag kicked the button on the PC a few times.
“Bishh!!~11”
Kaltag got back up to the monitor.
“Thats howe rol in mai neiborhud.”
Kaltag looked at the clock. It 说 “6:09 am.”
“holi shit iv bin heer 4 fiev ours! tiem for sum halo!”
Kaltag got to his Xbox games.
“Wat teh hell…wur is ahlo??/ That fagit Bslto problay to0k it 首页 to ghey town! LOL.”
Kaltag got to his computer and sent an instant message to Balto saying “hey fagit, u has ahlo 3???? 8===ddd.” Balto replied saying “Yeah, I told 你 I was going to borrow it for the weekend.”
“Gheyyy! Spam sp@m sp$%am!”
Kaltag fell off the 台, 办公桌 of the computer.
“Ohh schhit!111 Sad face.”
There were car keys at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the counter. Kaltag slammed the door that was underneath the keys, making them fall.
“RoFLT!1”
Kaltag unlocked Dutch’s BMW, got in and drove off.
“Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol”
He called everyone that passed him a fag.
“Y helo thar! Balt0, 你 gon giv me hlao back 或者 i gon kil ya, k?”
“Is that a plastic gun?” Balto asked.
Kaltag was speechless for a second.
“Fuk off!”
“Here’s your fucking game.”
“H3y Balttoo, u wur scard. hahahah wat a fag!”
Kaltag got back in the 宝马 and drove off.
“Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol”
Kaltag got home.
“Holy sh1t ima sniep s0 many n00bs!”
Kaltag opened the game disk to find Modern Warfare in it instead of Halo 3.
“Wat the hell!11!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!111!!~”
Kaltag threw Modern Warfare across the room.
“M0thre fcker!!1”
“Hey, Kaltag!” 星, 星级 called.
“What!” Kaltag 说 viciously.
“Why were there subtitles above your head totally misspelling?”
“I programmed that.”
“Anyway, I found a few open fighter pilot spaces.”
“Screw Halo, that’s awesome!”
“Hey, Humphrey, Kate, do 你 want to be fighter pilots?”
“Yeah!”
“Alright, we just teleported to the place in Canada.”
They got in the building.
“We’re signing up to be fighter pilots.”
“There’s your planes.”
He pointed to 2 MIG-31s.
“Cool.”
“You got gear?”
“Me and him are ODST’s,” Kaltag said.”
“Pick a plane.”
“We both need gear.”
“Here.”
“Thanks.”
“Kate and Humphrey go together while 星, 星级 and I go?”
“Sure.”
They both took off fighting well experienced fighters.
“Kate, stop this! You’re reckless!”
“I know what I’m doing! Shut up!”
“Screw you!”
Kate stalled, spooking Humphrey.
“Alright, I’ll shut up!”
“Star, we got a 导弹 lock!”
“Ok.”
星, 星级 slowed down so the bogey could get close.
“Star! Evade!”
Kaltag’s 心 nearly burst.
“Ahh!”
Out of nowhere, 星, 星级 got his engine loss on the bogey. That made the bogey foul out and eject. Kaltag 心 was pounding so hard, he couldn’t talk.
“Poor guy,” 星, 星级 said, “Oh well, we’re over his territory and he’s safely parachuting down.”
“Kate, missile…”
“What ever.”
They got hit.”
“Kate, see what 你 did!?”
Kate ejected the two.
“Star, 你 startled me!”
“Sorry.”
“I might pilot with Kate navigating.”
Kaltag drooled with the thought of Kate.
“Ok.”
Kate and Humphrey landed. Their plane landed 下一个 to them with out blowing up. They went through some tall grass. Kate came through an opening first. When Humphrey came, a ball of dirt nearly hit him. He was able to dodge in time.
There was a 鹅 playing “golf” with a stick and clumps of mud. Humphrey pulled out his pistol and shot the bird. Around this bird was his pack.
“Whoa! It’s good to see 你 all!”
None of them paid attention to Humphrey. Another bird came and tried to hurt him. Humphrey accidentally killed the bird. After that, all of the pack revolted to Humphrey. Humphrey hid behind the plane carcass.
“God, tell me this isn’t happening, tell me this is a nightmare!”
Kate punched Humphrey. Humphrey felt mass pain.
“Yeah, thanks.”
Humphrey surely was pissed. A fat 狼 from his pack, in fact one of his 老友记 tried to kill him.
“Alright, time to bleed!”
“Not yet, Kate 吻乐队(Kiss) him.”
Kate kissed him to get the respawn DNA.
“Are 你 doing this so I can respect you? It won’t work.”
Humphrey shot him and killed him.
“He’ll respawn so no worries.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey pulled out an RPG. He sent out Kate to 吻乐队(Kiss) all of them. After she came back, he blasted the RPG at every one of them. But one was left. He had a shitty howl. In fact, when he howls, he incapacitates every animal around him but other wolves. In fact he howled. There was a bird flying that fell.
“Ok. Kate, 吻乐队(Kiss) him.”
Kate kissed him then Humphrey blasted him. The bird got back in the air.
“Well, our pack will respawn, but I feel some what lesbian.”
“Why?”
“There were other girls in the pack.”
“Why didn’t 你 send me out?”
“Good point.”
星, 星级 and Kaltag passed by. Kate grappled them and grabbed Humphrey. They got grip on 最佳, 返回页首 of the plane.
“We make a good team,” Humphrey said.
“For the last time, I think your crazy.”
In the cockpit, For Whom the 钟, 贝尔 Tolls was cranked up. Humphrey and Kate climbed onto the canopy.
“Humphrey, Kate, what are 你 doing?”
“We were shot down.”
“How did 你 get on this plane?”
“We grappled.”
“Well, we’ll land.”
星, 星级 and Kaltag landed at base.
“Humphrey, I’ll catch you,” 星, 星级 said.
“I’ll catch 你 Kate,” Kaltag said.
“Alright.”
Humphrey and Kate jumped. Surprisingly, 星, 星级 caught Humphrey. Kaltag’s strong, he easily caught Kate.
“Screw this, let’s go back home.”
The four came into Dutch’s house.
“Hey Star, do 你 think it’s time to get heat from the girls and Tony now?”
“Probably.”
They came into Tony’s house.
“Uhh, Sola, Bella, Tony?” 星, 星级 说 with a slightly smaller voice than usual.
“Kaltag, Star!”
Bella and Sola came to hug the two.
“Star, don’t leave me again, the pups are almost ready to get out of the house.”
“What!?”
“You’ve been gone almost all their life living in this house.”
“Sorry!”
“It’s alright.”
Sola couldn’t stop 接吻 Star.
“Hey Kaltag, I’m pregnant.”
“Yeah, it looks like 4 months in.”
“You bet. I was so worried I was going to have to have Sola come with me to the hospital.”
“Nope, I’m here.”
“Not for long!” a cop 说 coming barging in.
“Not yet!”
“Got it.”
The cop went out.
“Bella, I will be here for the birth of the pups.”
Meanwhile, Nikki respawned at his house.
“Well, I better go to Dixie, dere.”
Nikki went to Dixie’s house.
“Dixie, I’m here.”
“Nikki!”
Dixie hugged Nikki.
“I’m pregnant.”
“Really?”
“Yes.”
Balto respawned on his boat. Balto’s boat, instead of being dragged onto land, It was an old yacht on bricks. He went over to Jenna’s house.
“Jenna, I’m back.”
“Balto! Thank God!”
“Yeah…”
“Balto, I’m pregnant.”
“Really! That’s great!”
Steele, Max, and Comet respawned, but they don’t have news from their wives. Humphrey and Kate came to Tony’s house.
“Hey people!” Humphrey yelled.
“Who’s this?” Sola asked.
“Sola, Bella, this is Kate and Humphrey. We met each other in Idaho when we were at the abandoned airfield.”
“Wow.”
“Sola’s 更多 of a man than Star,” Humphrey said.
“Screw 你 Humphrey!” 星, 星级 and Sola 说 in unison.
“Hey, I’m just saying.”
Ralph busted through the door.
“Star, Kaltag, you’re under arrest!”
“Ralph, not yet.”
“Screw you! Get on the ground!”
“What!?”
“Kaltag and 星, 星级 gave themselves up.”
About an 小时 later, 星, 星级 was taken to court.
“Star, 你 are sentenced to 4 years to life in federal prison, 你 have been found guilty.”
星, 星级 got his hands out of the cuffs.
“Screw 你 all!”
星, 星级 偷了 the gun from the cop 下一个 to him. He snatched it from the other guard as well.
“Duel Wield!”
星, 星级 shot all the people trying to get him. He got to Kaltag’s cell.
“Which key?”
“The blue one.”
星, 星级 unlock Kaltag’s cell, then ran to Dutch’s house.
“We need to get our ODST armor.”
“Right.”
Kaltag and 星, 星级 ran to Dutch’s house for the armor.
“Alright, let’s go!”
About a mile out of Vacaville, Kaltag and 星, 星级 were surrounded 由 cops.
“Ahh, shit!”
“Put your hands in the air!”
“Make us!”
The cop came to arrest the two. Before the cop could, 星, 星级 and Kaltag ran off.
“Aww, come on!”
The cop chased after them.
“Guys, I need help!”
“Oh.”
At the back of the pack, there was an officer that just got out of his car. Kaltag pushed him away.
“Thanks for the Impala!”
星, 星级 jacked the passenger officer out of the car.
“Thanks!”
Kaltag backed out then sped off. This Impala, with being a police car, got up to 150. A whole bunch of police cars came and blocked Kaltag and Star. Instead of slowing down, Kaltag sped up.
“Kaltag, what are 你 doing!?”
“What do 你 think?”
When the officers saw Kaltag coming at full speed, they made a hole.
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
Kaltag got onto I-80. Cops keep on trying to hit Kaltag.
“Ahh, shit!”
“Star, calm down!”
“This is scary, how can 你 drive like this!?”
“I’m not trying.”
“You’re this good?”
“This is easier than it looks.”
“Oh.”
There was an exit that ramped. Kaltag jumped it, then turned into an alleyway.
“We’re 安全 here.”
Kaltag pulled into a place that’s completely closed in.
“I’m tired.”
“Me too.”
The two went to sleep in the back. At about 12:00 midnight, Kaltag woke up to something.
“Oww, Star, 你 爱情 me this much!?”
“What, I’m hugging you.”
“Get it out of there!”
“Get what out of where?”
“Star, stop 表演 stupid!”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about!”
星, 星级 released his grip on Kaltag.
“Star, I guess 你 aren’t raping me.”
“Someone’s raping you?”
“Yes!”
“That’s right!” the rapist said.
“You’re voice sounds familiar!”
“Kaltag, are 你 enjoying this?”
“No, it hurts!”
“Ok.”
星, 星级 looked to see who the rapist was.
“Balto!”
“Balto, why?”
“This is for being so mean to me to get Halo back.”
“Balto, 你 didn’t even give me Halo back.”
“Yeah, well…”
“Oh shit, get it out off there, now!”
“I’m enjoying this!”
“Balto, do it now!”
“Kaltag, what’s going on?”
“The only way I can tell is I feel liquid!”
“Oh, 耶稣 Christ!”
星, 星级 punched Balto, hard. After that, he threw him out of the Impala.
“Ahh!”
Kaltag carries around a spare role of toilet paper.
“This has to come out.”
“I’m going to tell the vets to neuter Balto.”
“Thanks.”
Just then, Aniu appeared front of the 3 of their eyes.
“Mom!”
“Aniu!”
Aniu climbed on 最佳, 返回页首 of Balto.
“Mom, what are 你 doing?”
“You want rape, I give 你 rape.”
“Hero of the 日 is Balto’s 最喜爱的 song. He finally knows what James meant when he 说 ‘momma will try to rape me.’”
“Kaltag, he 说 ‘momma they try and brake me.’”
“Oh.”
“Let’s go to sleep.”
“I’m enjoying this.”
“Alright, just get a good night sleep.”
“Alright.”
Kaltag and 星, 星级 will return, but I’m going to take a break from this time period. It will be back after the 下一个 story.
Dutch pulled up to his driveway.
“Here we are. Back in Vacaville.”
“Sweet.”
Tony was out and Bella and Sola were still asleep. Dutch put the 船, 小船 in the position where it’s supposed to go. He got back to his house.
“So, is it nice to be home?”
“Yeah.”
At about 11:00 pm Dutch got a call from Buck, the leader of his squad.
“Dutch, we need you, we need all the remaining ODST’s over here!”
“Alright, I have a few ODSTD’s with me too.”
“Alright, send them with you.”
“Star, Kaltag, you’re coming with me to go on an ODST mission. Humphrey, Kate, you’re able to be here alone right?”
“Yeah.”
“Alright.”
Dutch drove to a large warehouse with an elevator that lifted them up into a UNSC Frigate.
“Dutch, good to see you, who are these two?” Buck, the leader asked.
“Well, husky number 1 is Star, and husky number two is Kaltag.”
“I’m a Chinook.”
“Oh, ok.”
“We’re in 太空 right now, we need to debrief and drop.”
“Got it! Kaltag, Star, get your armor on.”
“Ok.”
星, 星级 and Kaltag got in their new suits. They 迷失 their old ones.
“New 标签 and emblems. Star, yours is TBAG, and Kaltag, yours is PUBE.” a hot girl name Veronica said.
“Thanks, hotty.” 星, 星级 said.
“I don’t 日期 dogs. Besides, Buck and I are married. We’re the leaders of the squad.”
“I listen to 你 any day,”
“Alright, this is our destination,” Buck said, “We’re dropping at 隆起, 隆升 Nature Reserve! We have new dual pods. We’re partnering 你 up! Dutch, Star, you’re together, Kaltag Romeo, you’re together, Mickey, Rookie, you’re together, Veronica and I will be together! Any questions?”
There weren’t any.
“Get to your pods.”
Everyone dropped. Once on the ground, they set out.
“What now?”
It became 12:00 am.
“April fools!” Veronica and Buck 说 in unison.
“There’s only one good thing that’s good about this, Kaltag and I get armor again,” 星, 星级 said.
“We have Pelicans picking us up.”
The Pelicans picked all of them up and dropped them off at the Frigate.
“Alright, you’ll be dropped at your house.”
“Thanks, Buck.”
When Star, Kaltag, and Dutch got home, it was 1:00 am. Kaltag got on the internet and looked at 哈哈 猫 for about 5 hours.
“Hhhahhahahhahahha!”
Kaltag was enjoying this.
“Enough of fuckin 哈哈 cats. Tiem for sum sexxxay prOnz!!11!”
Kaltag kneed down and typed in sexxay pr0nzzzzzz at Google.
“omg, iem excit3dd1!!
He clicked on the 秒 entry. When the page loaded, Kaltag got rick roll’d.
“wat teh fuk is this?/?? this r nOt sexxay pronz!11!eleven!
He kept watching it.
“u got 2 b shiten meh. Coem on u cOcksuker!11 closeee”
The window would not close.
“God damit this r nOt makein me happy face”
The window started to 移动 around and Kaltag kept missing.
“omg this s the bigest bullsh1t ever!!1 eye r so angry face right nao!”
Kaltag kicked the button on the PC a few times.
“Bishh!!~11”
Kaltag got back up to the monitor.
“Thats howe rol in mai neiborhud.”
Kaltag looked at the clock. It 说 “6:09 am.”
“holi shit iv bin heer 4 fiev ours! tiem for sum halo!”
Kaltag got to his Xbox games.
“Wat teh hell…wur is ahlo??/ That fagit Bslto problay to0k it 首页 to ghey town! LOL.”
Kaltag got to his computer and sent an instant message to Balto saying “hey fagit, u has ahlo 3???? 8===ddd.” Balto replied saying “Yeah, I told 你 I was going to borrow it for the weekend.”
“Gheyyy! Spam sp@m sp$%am!”
Kaltag fell off the 台, 办公桌 of the computer.
“Ohh schhit!111 Sad face.”
There were car keys at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the counter. Kaltag slammed the door that was underneath the keys, making them fall.
“RoFLT!1”
Kaltag unlocked Dutch’s BMW, got in and drove off.
“Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol”
He called everyone that passed him a fag.
“Y helo thar! Balt0, 你 gon giv me hlao back 或者 i gon kil ya, k?”
“Is that a plastic gun?” Balto asked.
Kaltag was speechless for a second.
“Fuk off!”
“Here’s your fucking game.”
“H3y Balttoo, u wur scard. hahahah wat a fag!”
Kaltag got back in the 宝马 and drove off.
“Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol”
Kaltag got home.
“Holy sh1t ima sniep s0 many n00bs!”
Kaltag opened the game disk to find Modern Warfare in it instead of Halo 3.
“Wat the hell!11!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!111!!~”
Kaltag threw Modern Warfare across the room.
“M0thre fcker!!1”
“Hey, Kaltag!” 星, 星级 called.
“What!” Kaltag 说 viciously.
“Why were there subtitles above your head totally misspelling?”
“I programmed that.”
“Anyway, I found a few open fighter pilot spaces.”
“Screw Halo, that’s awesome!”
“Hey, Humphrey, Kate, do 你 want to be fighter pilots?”
“Yeah!”
“Alright, we just teleported to the place in Canada.”
They got in the building.
“We’re signing up to be fighter pilots.”
“There’s your planes.”
He pointed to 2 MIG-31s.
“Cool.”
“You got gear?”
“Me and him are ODST’s,” Kaltag said.”
“Pick a plane.”
“We both need gear.”
“Here.”
“Thanks.”
“Kate and Humphrey go together while 星, 星级 and I go?”
“Sure.”
They both took off fighting well experienced fighters.
“Kate, stop this! You’re reckless!”
“I know what I’m doing! Shut up!”
“Screw you!”
Kate stalled, spooking Humphrey.
“Alright, I’ll shut up!”
“Star, we got a 导弹 lock!”
“Ok.”
星, 星级 slowed down so the bogey could get close.
“Star! Evade!”
Kaltag’s 心 nearly burst.
“Ahh!”
Out of nowhere, 星, 星级 got his engine loss on the bogey. That made the bogey foul out and eject. Kaltag 心 was pounding so hard, he couldn’t talk.
“Poor guy,” 星, 星级 said, “Oh well, we’re over his territory and he’s safely parachuting down.”
“Kate, missile…”
“What ever.”
They got hit.”
“Kate, see what 你 did!?”
Kate ejected the two.
“Star, 你 startled me!”
“Sorry.”
“I might pilot with Kate navigating.”
Kaltag drooled with the thought of Kate.
“Ok.”
Kate and Humphrey landed. Their plane landed 下一个 to them with out blowing up. They went through some tall grass. Kate came through an opening first. When Humphrey came, a ball of dirt nearly hit him. He was able to dodge in time.
There was a 鹅 playing “golf” with a stick and clumps of mud. Humphrey pulled out his pistol and shot the bird. Around this bird was his pack.
“Whoa! It’s good to see 你 all!”
None of them paid attention to Humphrey. Another bird came and tried to hurt him. Humphrey accidentally killed the bird. After that, all of the pack revolted to Humphrey. Humphrey hid behind the plane carcass.
“God, tell me this isn’t happening, tell me this is a nightmare!”
Kate punched Humphrey. Humphrey felt mass pain.
“Yeah, thanks.”
Humphrey surely was pissed. A fat 狼 from his pack, in fact one of his 老友记 tried to kill him.
“Alright, time to bleed!”
“Not yet, Kate 吻乐队(Kiss) him.”
Kate kissed him to get the respawn DNA.
“Are 你 doing this so I can respect you? It won’t work.”
Humphrey shot him and killed him.
“He’ll respawn so no worries.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey pulled out an RPG. He sent out Kate to 吻乐队(Kiss) all of them. After she came back, he blasted the RPG at every one of them. But one was left. He had a shitty howl. In fact, when he howls, he incapacitates every animal around him but other wolves. In fact he howled. There was a bird flying that fell.
“Ok. Kate, 吻乐队(Kiss) him.”
Kate kissed him then Humphrey blasted him. The bird got back in the air.
“Well, our pack will respawn, but I feel some what lesbian.”
“Why?”
“There were other girls in the pack.”
“Why didn’t 你 send me out?”
“Good point.”
星, 星级 and Kaltag passed by. Kate grappled them and grabbed Humphrey. They got grip on 最佳, 返回页首 of the plane.
“We make a good team,” Humphrey said.
“For the last time, I think your crazy.”
In the cockpit, For Whom the 钟, 贝尔 Tolls was cranked up. Humphrey and Kate climbed onto the canopy.
“Humphrey, Kate, what are 你 doing?”
“We were shot down.”
“How did 你 get on this plane?”
“We grappled.”
“Well, we’ll land.”
星, 星级 and Kaltag landed at base.
“Humphrey, I’ll catch you,” 星, 星级 said.
“I’ll catch 你 Kate,” Kaltag said.
“Alright.”
Humphrey and Kate jumped. Surprisingly, 星, 星级 caught Humphrey. Kaltag’s strong, he easily caught Kate.
“Screw this, let’s go back home.”
The four came into Dutch’s house.
“Hey Star, do 你 think it’s time to get heat from the girls and Tony now?”
“Probably.”
They came into Tony’s house.
“Uhh, Sola, Bella, Tony?” 星, 星级 说 with a slightly smaller voice than usual.
“Kaltag, Star!”
Bella and Sola came to hug the two.
“Star, don’t leave me again, the pups are almost ready to get out of the house.”
“What!?”
“You’ve been gone almost all their life living in this house.”
“Sorry!”
“It’s alright.”
Sola couldn’t stop 接吻 Star.
“Hey Kaltag, I’m pregnant.”
“Yeah, it looks like 4 months in.”
“You bet. I was so worried I was going to have to have Sola come with me to the hospital.”
“Nope, I’m here.”
“Not for long!” a cop 说 coming barging in.
“Not yet!”
“Got it.”
The cop went out.
“Bella, I will be here for the birth of the pups.”
Meanwhile, Nikki respawned at his house.
“Well, I better go to Dixie, dere.”
Nikki went to Dixie’s house.
“Dixie, I’m here.”
“Nikki!”
Dixie hugged Nikki.
“I’m pregnant.”
“Really?”
“Yes.”
Balto respawned on his boat. Balto’s boat, instead of being dragged onto land, It was an old yacht on bricks. He went over to Jenna’s house.
“Jenna, I’m back.”
“Balto! Thank God!”
“Yeah…”
“Balto, I’m pregnant.”
“Really! That’s great!”
Steele, Max, and Comet respawned, but they don’t have news from their wives. Humphrey and Kate came to Tony’s house.
“Hey people!” Humphrey yelled.
“Who’s this?” Sola asked.
“Sola, Bella, this is Kate and Humphrey. We met each other in Idaho when we were at the abandoned airfield.”
“Wow.”
“Sola’s 更多 of a man than Star,” Humphrey said.
“Screw 你 Humphrey!” 星, 星级 and Sola 说 in unison.
“Hey, I’m just saying.”
Ralph busted through the door.
“Star, Kaltag, you’re under arrest!”
“Ralph, not yet.”
“Screw you! Get on the ground!”
“What!?”
“Kaltag and 星, 星级 gave themselves up.”
About an 小时 later, 星, 星级 was taken to court.
“Star, 你 are sentenced to 4 years to life in federal prison, 你 have been found guilty.”
星, 星级 got his hands out of the cuffs.
“Screw 你 all!”
星, 星级 偷了 the gun from the cop 下一个 to him. He snatched it from the other guard as well.
“Duel Wield!”
星, 星级 shot all the people trying to get him. He got to Kaltag’s cell.
“Which key?”
“The blue one.”
星, 星级 unlock Kaltag’s cell, then ran to Dutch’s house.
“We need to get our ODST armor.”
“Right.”
Kaltag and 星, 星级 ran to Dutch’s house for the armor.
“Alright, let’s go!”
About a mile out of Vacaville, Kaltag and 星, 星级 were surrounded 由 cops.
“Ahh, shit!”
“Put your hands in the air!”
“Make us!”
The cop came to arrest the two. Before the cop could, 星, 星级 and Kaltag ran off.
“Aww, come on!”
The cop chased after them.
“Guys, I need help!”
“Oh.”
At the back of the pack, there was an officer that just got out of his car. Kaltag pushed him away.
“Thanks for the Impala!”
星, 星级 jacked the passenger officer out of the car.
“Thanks!”
Kaltag backed out then sped off. This Impala, with being a police car, got up to 150. A whole bunch of police cars came and blocked Kaltag and Star. Instead of slowing down, Kaltag sped up.
“Kaltag, what are 你 doing!?”
“What do 你 think?”
When the officers saw Kaltag coming at full speed, they made a hole.
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
Kaltag got onto I-80. Cops keep on trying to hit Kaltag.
“Ahh, shit!”
“Star, calm down!”
“This is scary, how can 你 drive like this!?”
“I’m not trying.”
“You’re this good?”
“This is easier than it looks.”
“Oh.”
There was an exit that ramped. Kaltag jumped it, then turned into an alleyway.
“We’re 安全 here.”
Kaltag pulled into a place that’s completely closed in.
“I’m tired.”
“Me too.”
The two went to sleep in the back. At about 12:00 midnight, Kaltag woke up to something.
“Oww, Star, 你 爱情 me this much!?”
“What, I’m hugging you.”
“Get it out of there!”
“Get what out of where?”
“Star, stop 表演 stupid!”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about!”
星, 星级 released his grip on Kaltag.
“Star, I guess 你 aren’t raping me.”
“Someone’s raping you?”
“Yes!”
“That’s right!” the rapist said.
“You’re voice sounds familiar!”
“Kaltag, are 你 enjoying this?”
“No, it hurts!”
“Ok.”
星, 星级 looked to see who the rapist was.
“Balto!”
“Balto, why?”
“This is for being so mean to me to get Halo back.”
“Balto, 你 didn’t even give me Halo back.”
“Yeah, well…”
“Oh shit, get it out off there, now!”
“I’m enjoying this!”
“Balto, do it now!”
“Kaltag, what’s going on?”
“The only way I can tell is I feel liquid!”
“Oh, 耶稣 Christ!”
星, 星级 punched Balto, hard. After that, he threw him out of the Impala.
“Ahh!”
Kaltag carries around a spare role of toilet paper.
“This has to come out.”
“I’m going to tell the vets to neuter Balto.”
“Thanks.”
Just then, Aniu appeared front of the 3 of their eyes.
“Mom!”
“Aniu!”
Aniu climbed on 最佳, 返回页首 of Balto.
“Mom, what are 你 doing?”
“You want rape, I give 你 rape.”
“Hero of the 日 is Balto’s 最喜爱的 song. He finally knows what James meant when he 说 ‘momma will try to rape me.’”
“Kaltag, he 说 ‘momma they try and brake me.’”
“Oh.”
“Let’s go to sleep.”
“I’m enjoying this.”
“Alright, just get a good night sleep.”
“Alright.”
Kaltag and 星, 星级 will return, but I’m going to take a break from this time period. It will be back after the 下一个 story.