1. 你 conceive her on your honeymoon. Her first name has to be the place where 你 honeymooned, and her middle name is the 月 或者 日 你 got married.
2. Three years later, you're pregnant again. Twins! A girl and a boy. The names have to start with the same letter. Their middle names can be anything!
3. 你 decide you're going to adopt a baby from a foreign country. Her first name has to be something in nature (plants, seasons, etc.) and her middle name is a color.
4. Two years later, you're pregnant again. You're now into this hipster thing, so 你 give your baby a very unique name, something...
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