- not being able to tell if there is a 蜘蛛 running down your leg 或者 just a drop of sweat

-hanging out with the squad at the shopping centre because your parents won’t let 你 use the air con

-the water is the same temperature regardless of whether 你 use the “hot” 或者 “cold” tap

-your 食物 staple is not rice, but ice

-catastrophic 火, 消防 danger warning

-going to the cinema and buying tickets to 4 电影院 just so 你 have a reason to stay there all day

-waiting for your zooper doopers to freeze overnight

-you decided to go to Bondi and it’s extremely overcrowded, but the 海滩 is too hot to walk on anyway

-buying the last box of Golden Gaytimes from Woolies

-volunteering at a Bunnings barbecue and empathizing with the sausages and onions

-having to choose between not drinking tea/coffee 或者 overheating

-spending the entire 日 in the dark with the curtains drawn because 你 can’t afford to use electricity

-burning yourself on the seatbelt buckle

-impromptu pool parties. every day.

-the power goes out at 2pm because everyone within a 200km radius of 你 has their air conditioning on full blast

-you could probably fry an egg on the roof of your car

-all 你 want for 圣诞节 is rain