It was 圣诞节 morning and everyone was opening their gifts and DW was so happy about seeing the last gift thinking it was Tina The Talking Tabby. A toy that she would not shut up about. She opened it and it was a 鸭 that could talk instead that could say 5000 things.
DW: Can it say meow?
Jane: Probably not.
DW looked sad.
Jane: Are 你 upset?
DW: No...........I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!!I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!! (She sobbing) SANTA HOW COULD 你 THIS IS THE WORSE 圣诞节 EVER!!!!
She hits the 鸭 and it talked and she was happy and 说 for someone who is not a kitty hes pretty cute. Had the rest of the morning been peaceful? NO.
Jane: Dora Winifred Read!!! How dare 你 behave like that? Me and your father looked everywhere and we could not find the toy so we got 你 this toy since it can talk and it was a lot of money. And 你 thank with this behavior?
DW: Well now i'm happy.
David: No DW we thought being nice to 你 and not punishing 你 for 你 behavior was going to make 你 see that being nice and not greedy 或者 strict would make 你 see that being spoil and selfish and mean is not ok.
We told 你 that 圣诞节 is not about the gifts its about giving and being with family 或者 people 你 care about.
DW: Yeah yeah yeah 你 just want to make me not want gifts 圣诞节 is about gifts, NOT stupid family.
Everyone gasps they never thought that DW would say something like that. and her Dad took away all her gifts.
DW: What are 你 doing? Why did 你 take my 圣诞节 gifts?!
Jane: Young lady it's now time that we start punishing 你 and stop being sweet to 你 when 你 miss behave like that. We should've done that when 你 broke Arthur's plane and was rude to everyone all because 你 were not invited to Lisa'a party when 你 barely know her and 你 faked being sick not seeing that 你 were stressing out your poor brother and 你 were being so rude to him, plus 你 were threatening to pinch your own baby sister Kate and 你 have disobeyed your OWN mother a lot and all the bad stuff 你 did!!! And its time that we start teaching 你 that being spoil is bad.
DW: BUT, MOM, I LIKE BEING SPOIL YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME I CAN ACT SPOIL AND MEAN IF I WANT TO I CAN MAKE ARTHUR MISERABLE IF I WANT TO AND 你 CAN'T STOP ME!!
Jane: THAT'S IT DORA WINIFRED READ!! YOUR GROUNDED FOR 56 MONTHS WHICH MEANS NO TV 或者 MARRY MOO COW 或者 CRAZY BUS 或者 GOING TO A 老友记 HOUSE! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME OUT UNTIL 你 ARE GROUNDED!!! I am DONE with 你 and that is final!
DW: I hate you, mom! 你 just ruined my perfect christmas!
DW runs to her room and screams and keeps saying she wants Tina the talking Tabby over and over for 2 hours straight not caring that she is ruining Christmas, her mother went upstairs and gave her a hard spanking and after another 小时 of screaming, DW 迷失 her voice and Arthur finally had peace for weeks and could do anything he wanted to do and this time he did not had to take care of DW like last time she 迷失 her voice.
THE END
DW: Can it say meow?
Jane: Probably not.
DW looked sad.
Jane: Are 你 upset?
DW: No...........I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!!I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!! (She sobbing) SANTA HOW COULD 你 THIS IS THE WORSE 圣诞节 EVER!!!!
She hits the 鸭 and it talked and she was happy and 说 for someone who is not a kitty hes pretty cute. Had the rest of the morning been peaceful? NO.
Jane: Dora Winifred Read!!! How dare 你 behave like that? Me and your father looked everywhere and we could not find the toy so we got 你 this toy since it can talk and it was a lot of money. And 你 thank with this behavior?
DW: Well now i'm happy.
David: No DW we thought being nice to 你 and not punishing 你 for 你 behavior was going to make 你 see that being nice and not greedy 或者 strict would make 你 see that being spoil and selfish and mean is not ok.
We told 你 that 圣诞节 is not about the gifts its about giving and being with family 或者 people 你 care about.
DW: Yeah yeah yeah 你 just want to make me not want gifts 圣诞节 is about gifts, NOT stupid family.
Everyone gasps they never thought that DW would say something like that. and her Dad took away all her gifts.
DW: What are 你 doing? Why did 你 take my 圣诞节 gifts?!
Jane: Young lady it's now time that we start punishing 你 and stop being sweet to 你 when 你 miss behave like that. We should've done that when 你 broke Arthur's plane and was rude to everyone all because 你 were not invited to Lisa'a party when 你 barely know her and 你 faked being sick not seeing that 你 were stressing out your poor brother and 你 were being so rude to him, plus 你 were threatening to pinch your own baby sister Kate and 你 have disobeyed your OWN mother a lot and all the bad stuff 你 did!!! And its time that we start teaching 你 that being spoil is bad.
DW: BUT, MOM, I LIKE BEING SPOIL YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME I CAN ACT SPOIL AND MEAN IF I WANT TO I CAN MAKE ARTHUR MISERABLE IF I WANT TO AND 你 CAN'T STOP ME!!
Jane: THAT'S IT DORA WINIFRED READ!! YOUR GROUNDED FOR 56 MONTHS WHICH MEANS NO TV 或者 MARRY MOO COW 或者 CRAZY BUS 或者 GOING TO A 老友记 HOUSE! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME OUT UNTIL 你 ARE GROUNDED!!! I am DONE with 你 and that is final!
DW: I hate you, mom! 你 just ruined my perfect christmas!
DW runs to her room and screams and keeps saying she wants Tina the talking Tabby over and over for 2 hours straight not caring that she is ruining Christmas, her mother went upstairs and gave her a hard spanking and after another 小时 of screaming, DW 迷失 her voice and Arthur finally had peace for weeks and could do anything he wanted to do and this time he did not had to take care of DW like last time she 迷失 her voice.
THE END
