From an email.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually 说 in court, word for word, taken down and now published 由 court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


Q: Are 你 sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.


Q: What is your 日期 of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.


Q: What gear were 你 in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget....