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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 120: Stylo Gets Drafted
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:42 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Pete was in his office, doing paperwork.
Pete: How many times are 你 going to start an episode with me doing this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: *Enters Pete's office with the mail* Sir, I have 更多 mail for you. *Puts the envelopes on Pete's desk, 下一个 to his paperwork*
Pete: *Stops his paperwork, and looks at the envelopes* Bills. From that train wreck we had yesterday. *Looks at another envelope for Stylo* And if that's not bad enough, there's a draft notice for Stylo.
Percy: Oh no.
Pete: Oh no is right. I heard the fighting in Vietnam is brutal. There must be some way we can stop Stylo from going to war.
In the train yard
Stylo: *Stops his freight train 下一个 to Snowflake's tower*
Snowflake: *On the radio* 10-4 114, we're sending a crew over to fix the tracks.
小马 84: Train 113 to Cheyenne. Come in.
Snowflake: Cheyenne to 113, go ahead.
小马 84: My engine is low on fuel. I'm going to stop to refuel, so I may be a few 分钟 late upon arrival.
Snowflake: 10-4 113.
Stylo: *Enters the tower*
Snowflake: Shouldn't 你 be in your train?
Stylo: Mike's moving the locomotives for me.
Snowflake: Why him? He's a Scottish Orion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: Oh shit.
Mike: *Crashes the locomotives into the fueling depot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: *Runs over to Mike* Gonzo!!!
Mike: *Gets out of the engines* What can I do for 你 下一个 Mr. Bavaria?
Stylo: 你 have crossed the fucking line this time Gonzo!
Mike: Take it easy. All I did was crash the engines.
They explode behind Gonzo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: That's it. I'm taking a three 日 vacation, and I hope 由 then, 你 get common sense. *Leaves the train yard*
Mike: But common sense will turn me into a retard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.
Pete: There 你 are Stylo. I need 你 to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*
They say down at Pete's 台, 办公桌
Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, 你 can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: 你 go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad. I would like to have a three 日 vacation.
Pete: I'm afraid your vacation may have to be bigger than that. *Shows Stylo the draft notice* Look what I found.
Stylo: A draft notice?
Pete: That's right. We gotta hide 你 somewhere, and fast.
Stylo: But sir, I wouldn't-
Pete: Don't worry about it Stylo, we'll find a great spot for 你 to hide. After all, the only thing 更多 important than war is running a railroad. Actually, everything is 更多 important than war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: But running a railroad is the most important thing ever.
Stylo: Sir, I want to-
Pete: Hide? Good idea. Let's start.
Stylo kept getting interrupted 由 Pete, so he decided not to say anything.
First, Pete tried hiding Stylo in the yard tower, but no matter where he had Stylo, he was easily visible.
Pete: They'll spot 你 through the windows no matter what.
Stylo: Now what?
Pete: Let's try a different spot.
Next, Pete tried hiding Stylo in a freight car.
Pete: This is perfect. This freight car is not going anywhere at all, so you'll stay here until I tell 你 it's safe.
Orion: *Bumps into the car with his switcher*
Stylo: *Rolling down the 爬坡道, 小山 in the freight car* Is it still 安全 sir?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I try helping him out, and this is the way he repays me. Wise 屁股 wise cracks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I really need to think here. I need to find Stylo a hiding place, otherwise, the army will take him away, and send him into Vietnam to die.
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Two military ponies arrived in a Jeep.
Military 小马 3: What makes 你 think he'll be here?
Military 小马 4: This is where he works. Stupid.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Searching the station, the military ponies didn't find Stylo, and decided to check the train yard.
Military 小马 3: I still don't think he's here sir.
Military 小马 4: I don't care. We're checking the yard, and then we leave.
Pete: *Sitting down with Stylo in the yard tower* I still gotta think of a place to hide you.
Stylo: Where sir?
Pete: I don't know. *Spots the Military ponies* Oh shit! Get down. *Pushes Stylo down onto the ground* If you're spotted, you're fucked, so stay down no matter what. Snowflake, watch him.
Snowflake: Got it sir.
Pete: *Walks out of the yard tower, and towards the military ponies* Hello soldiers.
Military 小马 3: Is Stylo Bavaria here?
Pete: No, he is not.
Stylo: *Walks down the steps*
Military 小马 4: Then who is that?
Pete: Stylo! I told 你 to stay down!
Stylo: Pete, it's okay. I knew this was coming.
Pete: 你 did?
Stylo: Yeah. It's fine. I wanna do this.
Pete: Are 你 sure?
Stylo: Somepony has to.
Military 小马 3: Come with us Mr. Bavaria. *Leaves with Stylo*
Pete: So long Stylo. Give those commie bastards hell for me, and everypony on this railroad.
The End
On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the Season 13 Premiere
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 16, 2016
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 120: Stylo Gets Drafted
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:42 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Pete was in his office, doing paperwork.
Pete: How many times are 你 going to start an episode with me doing this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: *Enters Pete's office with the mail* Sir, I have 更多 mail for you. *Puts the envelopes on Pete's desk, 下一个 to his paperwork*
Pete: *Stops his paperwork, and looks at the envelopes* Bills. From that train wreck we had yesterday. *Looks at another envelope for Stylo* And if that's not bad enough, there's a draft notice for Stylo.
Percy: Oh no.
Pete: Oh no is right. I heard the fighting in Vietnam is brutal. There must be some way we can stop Stylo from going to war.
In the train yard
Stylo: *Stops his freight train 下一个 to Snowflake's tower*
Snowflake: *On the radio* 10-4 114, we're sending a crew over to fix the tracks.
小马 84: Train 113 to Cheyenne. Come in.
Snowflake: Cheyenne to 113, go ahead.
小马 84: My engine is low on fuel. I'm going to stop to refuel, so I may be a few 分钟 late upon arrival.
Snowflake: 10-4 113.
Stylo: *Enters the tower*
Snowflake: Shouldn't 你 be in your train?
Stylo: Mike's moving the locomotives for me.
Snowflake: Why him? He's a Scottish Orion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: Oh shit.
Mike: *Crashes the locomotives into the fueling depot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: *Runs over to Mike* Gonzo!!!
Mike: *Gets out of the engines* What can I do for 你 下一个 Mr. Bavaria?
Stylo: 你 have crossed the fucking line this time Gonzo!
Mike: Take it easy. All I did was crash the engines.
They explode behind Gonzo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: That's it. I'm taking a three 日 vacation, and I hope 由 then, 你 get common sense. *Leaves the train yard*
Mike: But common sense will turn me into a retard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.
Pete: There 你 are Stylo. I need 你 to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*
They say down at Pete's 台, 办公桌
Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, 你 can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: 你 go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad. I would like to have a three 日 vacation.
Pete: I'm afraid your vacation may have to be bigger than that. *Shows Stylo the draft notice* Look what I found.
Stylo: A draft notice?
Pete: That's right. We gotta hide 你 somewhere, and fast.
Stylo: But sir, I wouldn't-
Pete: Don't worry about it Stylo, we'll find a great spot for 你 to hide. After all, the only thing 更多 important than war is running a railroad. Actually, everything is 更多 important than war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: But running a railroad is the most important thing ever.
Stylo: Sir, I want to-
Pete: Hide? Good idea. Let's start.
Stylo kept getting interrupted 由 Pete, so he decided not to say anything.
First, Pete tried hiding Stylo in the yard tower, but no matter where he had Stylo, he was easily visible.
Pete: They'll spot 你 through the windows no matter what.
Stylo: Now what?
Pete: Let's try a different spot.
Next, Pete tried hiding Stylo in a freight car.
Pete: This is perfect. This freight car is not going anywhere at all, so you'll stay here until I tell 你 it's safe.
Orion: *Bumps into the car with his switcher*
Stylo: *Rolling down the 爬坡道, 小山 in the freight car* Is it still 安全 sir?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I try helping him out, and this is the way he repays me. Wise 屁股 wise cracks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I really need to think here. I need to find Stylo a hiding place, otherwise, the army will take him away, and send him into Vietnam to die.
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Two military ponies arrived in a Jeep.
Military 小马 3: What makes 你 think he'll be here?
Military 小马 4: This is where he works. Stupid.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Searching the station, the military ponies didn't find Stylo, and decided to check the train yard.
Military 小马 3: I still don't think he's here sir.
Military 小马 4: I don't care. We're checking the yard, and then we leave.
Pete: *Sitting down with Stylo in the yard tower* I still gotta think of a place to hide you.
Stylo: Where sir?
Pete: I don't know. *Spots the Military ponies* Oh shit! Get down. *Pushes Stylo down onto the ground* If you're spotted, you're fucked, so stay down no matter what. Snowflake, watch him.
Snowflake: Got it sir.
Pete: *Walks out of the yard tower, and towards the military ponies* Hello soldiers.
Military 小马 3: Is Stylo Bavaria here?
Pete: No, he is not.
Stylo: *Walks down the steps*
Military 小马 4: Then who is that?
Pete: Stylo! I told 你 to stay down!
Stylo: Pete, it's okay. I knew this was coming.
Pete: 你 did?
Stylo: Yeah. It's fine. I wanna do this.
Pete: Are 你 sure?
Stylo: Somepony has to.
Military 小马 3: Come with us Mr. Bavaria. *Leaves with Stylo*
Pete: So long Stylo. Give those commie bastards hell for me, and everypony on this railroad.
The End
On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the Season 13 Premiere
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 16, 2016