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posted by windwakerguy430
(The following is a non profit 粉丝 based parody. Elfen Lied is owned 由 Lynn Okamoto and Mamoru Kanbe along with Madman Entertainment and ADV Films. Please support the official release)

(Dead bodies everywhere)
Kurama: (Looks around) Dear God
Guard 1: All right men, this specimen is extremely dangerous. And for many reasons. One is that they can kill a man in seconds. Two is that they can block bullets. And three, and this is the big one, she is very distracting
Guard 2: How is she distract-(Lucy rips guards head off)
Guard 2: Oh my God……. She’s topless (Other guards talk in excitement) Oh, and she can kill people with her mind (Guards talk with less interest) But SHE’S TOPLESS (Guards get excited again) Lets just stay here awhile. What’s the worst that could hap- Wait is that a floating pen (Gets hit in the face with pen and dies)
Guard 3: Oh god, damn (Arms come off and dies) (Lucy continues walking and kills guards)
Guard 4: (Sees guards die) Oh fuck that (Runs off, but gets stopped 由 shut door) AH…. Damn you….. 日本动漫 logic (Lucy gets closer) No, stop, there’s so much I’ve wanted to do in life, like 吻乐队(Kiss) a girl…… and even 吻乐队(Kiss) a man…… Oh god, why did I say that right when I’m about to di- (Gets killed) (Lucy opens door) (Group of guards aim 枪 at Lucy)
Guard: 你 done goofed
Kurama: Goddamn it, shut up. This is a dramatic moment, and I won’t let 你 ruin it for me
Guard: Sorry
Kurama: Its okay, just don’t do it again (Silence)
Kisaragi: Whoops (Trips)
Kurama: ARE 你 FUCKING KIDDING ME
Kisaragi: Oops, sorry
Kurama: I swear to God, you’re useless. We try to have a dramatic moment and 你 fuck it up. I hope 你 die (Lucy rips Kisaragi’s head off) Yeah, like that, only less brutal. Oh well, shoot the other one (Guards shoot)
Kurama: If we keep shooting. we’ll get her (10 秒 later) I CAN’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING WENT WRONG BECAUSE OF A GODDAMN PEN!!! (Lucy walks past Kurama) Hey, aren’t 你 going to kill me
Lucy: Mmm, maybe later
Kurama: Oh, oka- Wait, I thought 你 weren’t supposed to talk
Lucy: …………. Oh shit (Walks faster)
Kurama: Quick, lock the doors (Doors shut and lock around Lucy) It’s a good thing I randomly appeared in this other room. Now to shoot her (Turrets shoot at Lucy, but Lucy reflects them)
Lucy: Bitch, please (Walks out of building)
Kurama: WHY THE FUCK WAS THAT OPEN
(30 分钟 ago)
Worker: (Outside 说 door smoking cigarette) …………. I hate my job
(Present)
(Lucy walks out)
Sniper: (Whispers) Bloody Piker (Fires) (Hits Lucy in the helmet)
Kurama: She’s still alive
Sniper: Ah, this is bloody embarrassing
Lucy: (Falls off cliff)
Kurama: ……………….. Shit

Yuka: I’m just going to stand here……… Now I’m going to go for a walk that takes up to much of the shows time, but need to add dramatic effect
Kouta: Who are 你 talking to
Yuka: Oh, hello Kouta 斯莱什 爱情 interest
Kouta: Aren’t 你 my cousin
Yuka: WHO CARES!? THIS IS ANIME! WE CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING!!!
Kouta: Never thought of it that way
Yuka: Now, come on, lets go watch the ocean
Kouta: Why
Yuka: STORY REASONS!
Kouta: Never thought of it that way
(Later)
Yuka: There, we sped up all that filler nonsense
Kouta: It really wasn’t filler
Yuka: If it takes 更多 than three 秒 to 移动 the story along, its filler to me
Kouta: Oh never mind
Yuka: Damn ri- Oh my god, what is that (Sees Lucy)
Kouta: A girl with 粉, 粉色 hair. How original
Yuka: Why is she naked
Kouta: Probably from the nudist colony in the other town
Nyuu: (Looks) (Runs) (Falls and trips)
Yuka: Ha, she fell. It’s funny to me
Kouta: Is she okay
Yuka: I don’t know. I think she’s retarded
Kouta: WHOA, YUKA
Yuka: What
Kouta: 你 can’t just say that
Yuka: I don’t mean in an offensive way. I think she is actually mentally retarded. I mean, why would I insult her like that. That would just be retarded
Kouta: So, should we take her home
Yuka: Are 你 joking. What if she is some sort of psychopath. I refuse to-
(Later)
(Kouta and Yuka bring Nyuu home)
Yuka: How did I let 你 talk me into this
Kouta: I don’t know, but it can’t be that bad right
Nyuu: (Urinates on floor)
Yuka: Can’t be that bad, huh
Kouta: Shut it

Kurama: (See’s blood everywhere) My god
Scientist: Sir, there is only two reasons why she would do this
Kurama: What is it
Scientist: Well, one reason is that something in her mind must have caused her to go on a rampage so destructive, it could cause any form of damage
Kurama: And what’s the other one
Scientist: It’s much worse. We also believe that Lucy is……… ON HER PERIOD
Kurama: And it took a scientist to figure that out
Scientist: ……………. Yes

Bando: (Shoots targets)
Observer: Ah, here he is. Bando. Or, as he is most known as, the Asshole
Bando: Hey, when can I kill someone who is actually breathing
Observer: Well, yes, 你 can fight her-
Bando: And I get to kill her
Observer: Well, its best 你 bring her ali-
Bando: I can kill her right
Observer: It’s better if she is al-
Bando: Is that a yes 或者 a no
Observer: (Sigh) Yes, 你 can kill her
Bando: I’ll do it
Girl: Oh, hello
Bando: BANDO! PUNCH! (Punches girl) Ha, hitting defenseless girls is fun (Laughs) Oh, god, I’m an asshole
Observer: He’s perfect
Man: Really
Observer: Fuck no, he’s an asshole. But, he’s all we got

Kouta: Okay, so maybe it would be a good idea to get Nyuu somewhere else
Yuka: Okay… 由 the way, she’s looking through your stuff
Kouta: (See’s Nyuu looking through backpack) (Nyuu drops blue box) Oh, be careful. This is a seashell left to me 由 my sister. It means a lot to me, so be very careful, okay
Nyuu: (Breaks seashell in half)
Kouta: ……………………………… I’M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU!!!
Nyuu: (Runs off in fear)
Yuka: What if she did it because she didn’t want 你 to be sad
Kouta: That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my- Oh, that actually makes sense
Yuka: Well, I’ll go look for her
Kouta: Wait, I’ll help
Yuka: no, 你 will wait here until the 秒 episode
Kouta: Okay (Sits down)

Bando: So, guys, if 你 were to rate me on how much of an asshole I was, what would it be
Soldier: A hundred
Bando: Ha ha ha… not even close (Points gun at solider)
Soldier: Ah, what are 你 doing
Bando: Don’t worry, it’s not loaded. Watch (Clicks gun)
Soldier: Stop it
Bando: (Clicks gun)
Soldier: Stop It
Bando: (Clicks gun)
Soldier: STOP-
Bando: (Fires gun and kills soldier) Oh, shit…….. Um…… Okay, he killed himself due to the pressure of the mission. Thats the story
Other Soldier: Wait, handguns don’t work like th- (Bando shoots soldier)
Bando: He killed himself too

Kauto: (Sits) …………………… Well, its the 秒 episode. Time to go look for her (Gets up and leaves) (Gets stopped 由 detectives)
Detective 1: Excuse me, have 你 seen a girl with 粉, 粉色 hair
Kauto: ………… Could 你 be 更多 specific. I see so much 粉, 粉色 haired girls
Detective 2: Damn, he’s right. This is 日本动漫 after all. Okay, sorry for wasting your time (Detectives walk off)

Nyuu: (Digs in sand)
Kauto: There 你 are
Nyuu: Nyuu?
Kauto: Oh, I’ll murder 你 later. Lets get go- (Gets hit with rifle)
Bando: Ha ha ha, oh I 爱情 beating up kids…….. Actually, I’ll kill the girl in a second. I just need to wait for something
Soldier: Like what
Kauto: Oh, my head
Bando: (Hits Kauto with rifle) OH, goddamn, that’s funny
Soldier: Can we just continue with the mission
Bando: Oh, okay….. Just a sec
Kauto: Oh, god, I think my nose is bro-
Bando: (Hit’s Kauto with rifle) OH, SWEET JESUS, THAT’S FUNNY!!! Okay, lets kill her
Soldier: I don’t know, should we
Bando: Come on, what’s the worst that could happen. She’ll rip 你 to pieces (Lucy rips soldier apart) …….. Oh, fuck me
Lucy: (Knocks Bando down) (Rips Bando’s arm off) Got 你 arm
Bando: AHHHHH!!!! I mean, 你 think I’m scared of you. It doesn’t even hu- (Lucy brakes Bando’s arm) AHHHHH!!! Okay, I take it back. It hurts so badly. So, here’s what I think. I will apologize, and we’ll forget this ever happened. Okay
Lucy: Sure
Bando: Really
Lucy: Yeah……….. First, I’m going to take your eyes
Bando: Wait what (Rips out Bando’s eyes) OH MY GOD

(Few days later)
Bando: (Sigh) I 迷失 my arm, my eyes, and, for some reason, my testicles. I don’t think it can get worse…… Oh, well, I’ll just beat up an even younger kid
Mayu: What (Bando punches Mayu)
(I ran out of jokes for the rest of this…… So settle for this)
Bando: (Hit’s Mayu multiple times)
(God that’s funny……. 由 the way, don’t beat up children)
I don't know if anyone else has heard about Neon Alley. It's going to be a 24-hour, subscription-based 日本动漫 streaming service on a major gaming console (to be announced) provided 由 Viz Media. I originally felt as though I had no reason to be excited about this, as the only non-portable gaming console I own is a Wii, but I'm beginning to understand that this a truly wonderful thing.

Aniplex announced last 年 that though they bought the rights to sell link in the US, they weren't going to dub it. This disappointed me. If you've seen Ao no Exorcist, 你 may agree with me that it has the potential...
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1    Fullmetal Alchemist (TV)        
2    Cowboy Bebop (TV)    
3    Death Note (TV)
4    Spirited Away (movie)    
5    (The) Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (Tv)    
6    Princess Mononoke (movie)    
7    Neon Genesis Evangelion (TV)        
8    Elfen Lied (TV)
9    Code...
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Shaking in red, in red, in red
To the edge of the dream, of the dream
We can’t be separated

Already, every time when I’m stifled to death when I give up again and again
My emotions that have no place to go wake me up
Your flawless smile knows
That it’s an existence so distant that it’s cruel

Even though the wound that can’t be healed only eats away at my heart
Even now I can’t completely hold back my thoughts (that dwell) (within) the darkness

Shaking in red, in red, in red
To the edge of the dream, of the dream
We met, and destiny begins to turn
It’s a secret that no one, no one knows about...
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posted by nevenkastar
Dear Diary...
Do I 爱情 him ? Does He 爱情 me ? Is that alright ? Isnt that wrong? So many 问题 becuse of one guy. Why, why me? Even though I broke up with Light and I dont have any feelings for l (till now),why does my 心 hurt when I see him, why does it hurt when I see L?? Do I have feelings for him, and if does he have feelings for me??
It was Saturday, my work has ended and the police crew was home. I (idiot) forgot my wallet, so I musted go back and take it. When I came to the police room, it was all dark (maybe becuse it was 10 pm in the night), except the TVs that someone was...
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posted by ginei_werewolf
日本动漫 17+

日本漫画 15+

category harem

Girls bravo is a 日本动漫 about a boy name Yukinari. All of Yukinari's life he was bullied 由 girls and thus developed a allergic reaction to them(touch).
The story begins when Yukinari walks in on his friend taking a bath. She punches Yukinari and he lands in the bathtub. When he fell in the bathtub he ended up on the planet of Seiren (a planet in which is populated 90% 由 girls) There he meets the one girl that doesn't trigger his allergy. The girl (Miharu) then tries to helps him return, however joins him in the process.

日本动漫 length 24 episodes (11 first season 13 秒 season)

日本漫画 60+ chapter i forgot exact amount

fanspot link
Domino High students have been disappearing and now they had a lot of new students transferring and a lot of them are weird too.
"Alright class first we have Saya Otonashi." The teacher 说 as a girl with short black hair and red eyes walked in.
"Hello." She 说 then waled to her 座位 下一个 to Joey.
"Then we have Kagome Higurashi."A girl with long black hair and doe like eyes walked in.
"And an Inuyasha...Don't 你 have a last name sir?" The teacher asked.While a boy with long white hair and Yellow eyes came in through the window.
"No." 犬夜叉 说 turning his head and pouting.The 犬夜叉 and...
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The 下一个 morning, Sakura awoke from her sleep.

Sakura: *Yawns*

Sakura looked around her room and notcied that things were a little bit diffrent. The thing diffrent was that...Kasey was no where to be no found.

Sakura: Kasey? Kasey? Where are you? *Looks around her room* Oh no! I cannot beleive this. Kasey left me!!!! *Sat on her 床, 床上 and started to cry*

Her loud crying awoke Kero, who was still taking a nap.

Kero: *Flys slowly to Sakura, still wearing his night hat* Sakura, what's wrong?

Sakura: *Looked at Kero with tears* Kasey is gone!!!!! *Cries*

Kero: *Covered his ears after she screamed* Calm...
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Code Geass is one of the greatest shows of all time. One of the main reasons for that is because of the show's large cast of great characters. Code Geass has so many characters that ranking all of them would be a difficult task, but I've decided to go ahead and rank them all. This 文章 has been one of the hardest that I've ever had to make. It took days of 写作 and thinking to make, but I believe it was worth it.

Some things to know about my ranking:

I'm ranking the characters based off of my personal feelings. I've been a 粉丝 of Code Geass since 2015. Since then, I've developed very strong...
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 Blue Reflection 射线, 雷 96% score.
Blue Reflection Ray 96% score.
Blue Reflection 射线, 雷 Review.
A fascinating show. The surface story is a well designed and plotted magical girl 显示 where the protagonists try to protect other girls' negative feelings from being "consumed" 由 the antagonists for their own use.

But the 显示 subverts 日本动漫 tropes to create a sense of foreboding, and the way the 显示 plays with the characters' perception of reality makes the viewer 问题 everything they see. The theme of hundreds of girls and women living with social anxiety, depression, imposter syndrome and other mental health problems is a dark commentary on the mores and...
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PLEASE NOTE this 列表 only contains noteworthy characters introduced in episodes 1-104 since that's all I've seen if 你 feel I missed someone let me know in the 评论 and 太空 permitting I'll put them in because it's been a while since the last time I saw the series

Kiyo Takamine: Zeno Robinson
Zatch 钟, 贝尔 and Zeno Bell: Lindsay Seidel
Suzy Mizuno and Ponygon: Monica Rial
Megumi Oumi: Amanda Lee
Tia: Kira Vincent-Davis
Parco Folgore: Ricco Fajardo
Kanchome: Aaron Dismuke
Wonrei: Ian Sinclair
Li-en: Trina Nishimura
Naomi and Rops: Caitlin Glass
Dr. Riddles: David Wald
Kido: Brittney Karbowski
Sherry...
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There's a lot of animes out there. It can often be hard to decide which animes are worth watching. In my opinion, Code Geass is one of the greatest animes of all time.

Here are some of the reasons why Code Geass is worth checking out:

1. It's both brilliant and exciting

Exciting shows and films often have to rely on lots of twists and cameos to throw the audience off-guard. Code Geass is 更多 exciting than the average blockbuster, and it does so 由 having characters, with conflicting goals and complex feelings on morality, fighting against one another.

2. A protagonist that's one of a kind

Anti-heroes...
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