((Nothing in this 文章 is meant to be offensive in any way, and 你 do not have to take any of this seriously. This was made for FUN.
Just saying, since I had problems with this on another website . . .))
1. Wishing 你 were born in Japan.
2. The obsession can empty your wallet.
3. "No, it's not porn."
4. When 你 rewatch an 日本动漫 in the vain hope that your 最喜爱的 character won't die this time.
5. Far-ass convention locations.
6. Getting into 日本动漫 for the first time, and then trying to figure out what OTP, Canon, Moe, Shota, Seme, Uke, and all the other words mean.
7. 你 have to order online in order to find anything good.
8. Trying to turn your 老友记 into 日本动漫 fans,,so that 你 actually have somebody to talk to about anime.
9. Subs 或者 dubs?
10. Trying to decide if 你 should watch the 日本动漫 first, 或者 read the manga.
11. Catching yourself spending 更多 time thinking about the fictional world instead of reality.
12. The ending of that one, perfect 日本动漫 that you've been following for years.
13. People who automatically assume that 日本动漫 is stupid, childish, a waste of time, etc.
14. Being the only 粉丝 of that one character that everyone hates.
15. When your 最喜爱的 antagonist of all time is fighting with the main character, and 你 know they're going to lose.
16. Accidentally picking up the habits of your 最喜爱的 characters.
17. Being tired all 日 because 你 were up until midnight 阅读 manga.
18. 你 are in 爱情 with a fictional, animated character who was drawn on paper for entertainment.
19. Being reminded of 日本动漫 由 absolutely EVERYTHING, no matter what it is.
20. Finishing an anime/manga you've stuck with for a long time, and having no idea what yt do with yourself.
21. Trying to explain 日本动漫 to people who don't know what it is.
22. "Why can't school be fun, like it is in anime?!"
23. That 秒 season that 你 know will never come out.
24. Desperately wanting that amazing, impossible 爱情 story that is in every manga.
25. When something makes 你 smile in an anime, and you're caught staring at the computer with that creepy smile that only 日本动漫 粉丝 ever get.
26. Comparing real people to 日本动漫 characters without realizing it.
27. When something absolutely amazing, beautiful, and utterly perfect happens in your 最喜爱的 anime, and all 你 can do is stare and scream to yourself.
28. That horrible feeling of guilt when 你 miss an episode.
29. Being physically unable to draw anything but anime.
30. 阅读 comics left-to-right because you're so used to manga.
31. When 你 just suddenly spaz out into a phase of fangirling/fanboying, and then 你 have to stop and rethink your life for a few seconds.
32. Those random, volcanic nosebleed.
33. When people insist on calling Vocaloid an actual anime.
34. Accidentally referring to people as -chan, -san, -kun, etc.
35. That 'last' episode at 1:00 in the morning.
36. They're not real.
37. No, seriously, they're not real.
38. When 你 start spouting 随意 words in Japanese and no one understand what you're saying.
39. Watching so much 日本动漫 that 你 can actual spot mistranslations in the subtitles.
40. That extremely long, drawn-out wait for the 下一个 chapter/manga.
41. Those extremely confusing dreams where your 最喜爱的 characters somehow find their way in there.
42. Those people who randomly post spoilers around the internet without thought to those of us who haven't finished it yet.
43. Accidentally spoiling it for yourself.
44. Those people who literally have only watched the 'popular' anime, because they refuse to watch anything else.
45. When 你 finally get your friend to watch anime, but the only one they like is that one 你 absolutely despise.
46. 你 were not gifted with that artistic talent every one else seems to have, so all your fanart looks like kawaii stick figures.
47. When life stinks and all 你 can do is watch 日本动漫 24/7
48. That incorrigible urge to reach out and just smother a character to pieces.
49. Getting run over 由 the feels train.
50. Going into jealous rage mode when your biggest 日本动漫 crush interacts with anyone of the opposite sex.
51. Just . . . One . . . 更多 . . . Episode . . .
52. Having to work put an extremely complicated 'anime schedule' in order to watch everything 你 want to watch.
53. When someone interrupts that schedule.
54. Being able to find every chapter of a manga, except the first one.
55. Those colored hairstyles never actually look that good in real life.
56. Watching so many 日本动漫 at once that 你 forget to come back to some,,and then feeling guilty because you've 迷失 your spot.
57. When 你 see something that looks really good, but 你 have no idea which 日本动漫 it's from.
56. "It's just an 日本动漫 . . ."
"DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"
57. Not being sure if 你 should rewatch your 最喜爱的 anime, 或者 start a new one.
58. When 你 almost turn into a perv about a character, and then realize they're either way older than you, 或者 way younger than you.
59. Trying to sing alone to an opening theme, but there's no subtitles.
60. 你 put off that last episode/chapter because 你 can't face the fact that it's ending.
61. Seeing an amazing fanart of your least 最喜爱的 pairing and falling into a rage, because 你 both adore the picture and despise it at the same time.
62. When someone walks in at the really awkward part of an anime.
63. Life isn't a Shoujo.
64. An 日本动漫 character walks down the 街, 街道 and gets transported to another dimension. 你 walk down the 街, 街道 . . . And that's it.
65. 日本动漫 physics do not apply in real life.
To be continued . . .
Just saying, since I had problems with this on another website . . .))
1. Wishing 你 were born in Japan.
2. The obsession can empty your wallet.
3. "No, it's not porn."
4. When 你 rewatch an 日本动漫 in the vain hope that your 最喜爱的 character won't die this time.
5. Far-ass convention locations.
6. Getting into 日本动漫 for the first time, and then trying to figure out what OTP, Canon, Moe, Shota, Seme, Uke, and all the other words mean.
7. 你 have to order online in order to find anything good.
8. Trying to turn your 老友记 into 日本动漫 fans,,so that 你 actually have somebody to talk to about anime.
9. Subs 或者 dubs?
10. Trying to decide if 你 should watch the 日本动漫 first, 或者 read the manga.
11. Catching yourself spending 更多 time thinking about the fictional world instead of reality.
12. The ending of that one, perfect 日本动漫 that you've been following for years.
13. People who automatically assume that 日本动漫 is stupid, childish, a waste of time, etc.
14. Being the only 粉丝 of that one character that everyone hates.
15. When your 最喜爱的 antagonist of all time is fighting with the main character, and 你 know they're going to lose.
16. Accidentally picking up the habits of your 最喜爱的 characters.
17. Being tired all 日 because 你 were up until midnight 阅读 manga.
18. 你 are in 爱情 with a fictional, animated character who was drawn on paper for entertainment.
19. Being reminded of 日本动漫 由 absolutely EVERYTHING, no matter what it is.
20. Finishing an anime/manga you've stuck with for a long time, and having no idea what yt do with yourself.
21. Trying to explain 日本动漫 to people who don't know what it is.
22. "Why can't school be fun, like it is in anime?!"
23. That 秒 season that 你 know will never come out.
24. Desperately wanting that amazing, impossible 爱情 story that is in every manga.
25. When something makes 你 smile in an anime, and you're caught staring at the computer with that creepy smile that only 日本动漫 粉丝 ever get.
26. Comparing real people to 日本动漫 characters without realizing it.
27. When something absolutely amazing, beautiful, and utterly perfect happens in your 最喜爱的 anime, and all 你 can do is stare and scream to yourself.
28. That horrible feeling of guilt when 你 miss an episode.
29. Being physically unable to draw anything but anime.
30. 阅读 comics left-to-right because you're so used to manga.
31. When 你 just suddenly spaz out into a phase of fangirling/fanboying, and then 你 have to stop and rethink your life for a few seconds.
32. Those random, volcanic nosebleed.
33. When people insist on calling Vocaloid an actual anime.
34. Accidentally referring to people as -chan, -san, -kun, etc.
35. That 'last' episode at 1:00 in the morning.
36. They're not real.
37. No, seriously, they're not real.
38. When 你 start spouting 随意 words in Japanese and no one understand what you're saying.
39. Watching so much 日本动漫 that 你 can actual spot mistranslations in the subtitles.
40. That extremely long, drawn-out wait for the 下一个 chapter/manga.
41. Those extremely confusing dreams where your 最喜爱的 characters somehow find their way in there.
42. Those people who randomly post spoilers around the internet without thought to those of us who haven't finished it yet.
43. Accidentally spoiling it for yourself.
44. Those people who literally have only watched the 'popular' anime, because they refuse to watch anything else.
45. When 你 finally get your friend to watch anime, but the only one they like is that one 你 absolutely despise.
46. 你 were not gifted with that artistic talent every one else seems to have, so all your fanart looks like kawaii stick figures.
47. When life stinks and all 你 can do is watch 日本动漫 24/7
48. That incorrigible urge to reach out and just smother a character to pieces.
49. Getting run over 由 the feels train.
50. Going into jealous rage mode when your biggest 日本动漫 crush interacts with anyone of the opposite sex.
51. Just . . . One . . . 更多 . . . Episode . . .
52. Having to work put an extremely complicated 'anime schedule' in order to watch everything 你 want to watch.
53. When someone interrupts that schedule.
54. Being able to find every chapter of a manga, except the first one.
55. Those colored hairstyles never actually look that good in real life.
56. Watching so many 日本动漫 at once that 你 forget to come back to some,,and then feeling guilty because you've 迷失 your spot.
57. When 你 see something that looks really good, but 你 have no idea which 日本动漫 it's from.
56. "It's just an 日本动漫 . . ."
"DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"
57. Not being sure if 你 should rewatch your 最喜爱的 anime, 或者 start a new one.
58. When 你 almost turn into a perv about a character, and then realize they're either way older than you, 或者 way younger than you.
59. Trying to sing alone to an opening theme, but there's no subtitles.
60. 你 put off that last episode/chapter because 你 can't face the fact that it's ending.
61. Seeing an amazing fanart of your least 最喜爱的 pairing and falling into a rage, because 你 both adore the picture and despise it at the same time.
62. When someone walks in at the really awkward part of an anime.
63. Life isn't a Shoujo.
64. An 日本动漫 character walks down the 街, 街道 and gets transported to another dimension. 你 walk down the 街, 街道 . . . And that's it.
65. 日本动漫 physics do not apply in real life.
To be continued . . .