I'm going to say this, right here, right now: When it comes to TV shows (that includes anime), I always make sure to watch at least 5 to 6 episodes of a 显示 before judging it (though I kinda made an exception with Power Rangers Turbo, which I watched 10 episodes of).
Anyways, what 日本动漫 do I hate with a bloody passion? One word: Hetalia. I gave it a try, and the results were... less than desirable.
I'm going to be brutally honest here. I had 更多 fun watching Princess Tutu.
I had 更多 fun watching 变形金刚 Energon.
I had 更多 fun watching the 4Kids dub of One Piece.
I had 更多 fun watching Naruto.
I had 更多 fun watching the cutscenes from Hotel Mario.
I had 更多 fun watching Boku No Pico.
I had 更多 fun watching Shounen Maid Kuro-kun.
No, I'm not kidding (though considering what Boku No Pico and Shounen Maid Kuro-kun are, I kinda wish I was). I got 更多 enjoyment out of watching animated gay child porn than I did watching Hetalia.
The 动画片 was garbage. I've seen plenty of 日本动漫 where the 动画片 was bad because the animators were too lazy, but with Hetalia, it's as if the animators were trying too hard to make things look cute. And I know that "cute" was what they were going for. However, I like to compare 动画片 tones to chocolate. Some of it is good, but too much of it is just absolutely terrible. I thought that Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie had bad 动画片 (even though that movie was awesome), but 黑塔利亚 just takes the cake.
The characters in 黑塔利亚 suck 更多 than a black hole. One thing that's important about 日本动漫 (along with any other series) is whether 或者 not the characters are likable. One of the reasons why Soul Eater is a good 日本动漫 is because they give reasons why 你 should like the characters. Black 星, 星级 is a good character because he can be cocky, arrogant, and funny at times (not only that, but he's a freaking assassin, and who doesn't 爱情 assassins?), and he also cares for his friends, especially his weapon Tsubaki. They also give a backstory for him about where he comes from, how he became a skilled meister, how he became partners with Tsubaki, so on and so forth. Death the Kid, Liz, and Patty are good characters because they can be really badass at times, and funny at others. They also gave a backstory about how they became partners and how Liz and Patty were before they became partners.
As for 黑塔利亚 characters like Romano, Germany, Prussia, France, America... why would anyone like these characters? Cause from those 5 to 6 黑塔利亚 episodes I wasted my time on, I saw no reasons to like 或者 care about those characters. Italy is an obnoxious and annoying brat who obsesses over nothing but italian food. 日本 was just as flat and lifeless as a blank chalkboard. Germany was extremely idiotic (and not in a good way like Squatt and Baboo from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers). Quite frankly, the fact that these... (I guess we can call them-) characters have fangirls who will squeal and obsess over them astounds me to no end.
The humor... good god, the humor. I'm going to say this right now before anyone uses the parody argument: there's GOOD satire (The Boondocks, Big Money Hustlas, Spaceballs, Monty 蟒蛇, python and the Holy Grail, and 你 Nazty Spy!), and then there's BAD satire (Kickassia, Disaster Movie, Scary Movie 4, The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It, and of course... Hetalia). Almost every single joke in 黑塔利亚 is a joke that only 4-year-olds would use. It doesn't matter how many times 你 fangirls spam the annoying "PASTA!!!" joke. It was never funny to begin with, and it never will be.
The voice 表演 is horrendous. Now, when I gave 黑塔利亚 a try, I watched the english dub 由 Funimation on Netflix. I 爱情 Funimation, and I do think that they can churn out fantastic dubs. However, even their skill at dubbing isn't enough to save the 猛男, hunk, 大块 of garbage known as Hetalia. Italy's voice is extremely annoying, Germany is 更多 wooden than a tree, Japan's voice just adds to his lifelessness, the 列表 goes on. Also, since Todd Haberkorn voices Italy, I can never think of characters like Death the Kid and Tsukune Aono the same way ever again.
*is done venting steam* I apologize if this was too much for 你 to read, but I'm being serious when I say that 黑塔利亚 is the WORST 日本动漫 I've ever seen. It's even worse than Boku No Pico. At least Boku No Pico had decent 动画片 (I'm not hinting at anything with that statement), and even though it made me upchuck last night's dinner, at least Boku No Pico didn't make me feel like I died inside.
I'm done here. I'm going to sign off for now, I'm going to shut everything off, I'm going to jump in my bed, and I'm going to sleep for 6 happy hours while listening to some soothing 音乐 since it's currently 12:50 PM where I'm at, and I'm starting to get a little tired from venting all that rage. See 你 下一个 morning.
Anyways, what 日本动漫 do I hate with a bloody passion? One word: Hetalia. I gave it a try, and the results were... less than desirable.
I'm going to be brutally honest here. I had 更多 fun watching Princess Tutu.
I had 更多 fun watching 变形金刚 Energon.
I had 更多 fun watching the 4Kids dub of One Piece.
I had 更多 fun watching Naruto.
I had 更多 fun watching the cutscenes from Hotel Mario.
I had 更多 fun watching Boku No Pico.
I had 更多 fun watching Shounen Maid Kuro-kun.
No, I'm not kidding (though considering what Boku No Pico and Shounen Maid Kuro-kun are, I kinda wish I was). I got 更多 enjoyment out of watching animated gay child porn than I did watching Hetalia.
The 动画片 was garbage. I've seen plenty of 日本动漫 where the 动画片 was bad because the animators were too lazy, but with Hetalia, it's as if the animators were trying too hard to make things look cute. And I know that "cute" was what they were going for. However, I like to compare 动画片 tones to chocolate. Some of it is good, but too much of it is just absolutely terrible. I thought that Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie had bad 动画片 (even though that movie was awesome), but 黑塔利亚 just takes the cake.
The characters in 黑塔利亚 suck 更多 than a black hole. One thing that's important about 日本动漫 (along with any other series) is whether 或者 not the characters are likable. One of the reasons why Soul Eater is a good 日本动漫 is because they give reasons why 你 should like the characters. Black 星, 星级 is a good character because he can be cocky, arrogant, and funny at times (not only that, but he's a freaking assassin, and who doesn't 爱情 assassins?), and he also cares for his friends, especially his weapon Tsubaki. They also give a backstory for him about where he comes from, how he became a skilled meister, how he became partners with Tsubaki, so on and so forth. Death the Kid, Liz, and Patty are good characters because they can be really badass at times, and funny at others. They also gave a backstory about how they became partners and how Liz and Patty were before they became partners.
As for 黑塔利亚 characters like Romano, Germany, Prussia, France, America... why would anyone like these characters? Cause from those 5 to 6 黑塔利亚 episodes I wasted my time on, I saw no reasons to like 或者 care about those characters. Italy is an obnoxious and annoying brat who obsesses over nothing but italian food. 日本 was just as flat and lifeless as a blank chalkboard. Germany was extremely idiotic (and not in a good way like Squatt and Baboo from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers). Quite frankly, the fact that these... (I guess we can call them-) characters have fangirls who will squeal and obsess over them astounds me to no end.
The humor... good god, the humor. I'm going to say this right now before anyone uses the parody argument: there's GOOD satire (The Boondocks, Big Money Hustlas, Spaceballs, Monty 蟒蛇, python and the Holy Grail, and 你 Nazty Spy!), and then there's BAD satire (Kickassia, Disaster Movie, Scary Movie 4, The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It, and of course... Hetalia). Almost every single joke in 黑塔利亚 is a joke that only 4-year-olds would use. It doesn't matter how many times 你 fangirls spam the annoying "PASTA!!!" joke. It was never funny to begin with, and it never will be.
The voice 表演 is horrendous. Now, when I gave 黑塔利亚 a try, I watched the english dub 由 Funimation on Netflix. I 爱情 Funimation, and I do think that they can churn out fantastic dubs. However, even their skill at dubbing isn't enough to save the 猛男, hunk, 大块 of garbage known as Hetalia. Italy's voice is extremely annoying, Germany is 更多 wooden than a tree, Japan's voice just adds to his lifelessness, the 列表 goes on. Also, since Todd Haberkorn voices Italy, I can never think of characters like Death the Kid and Tsukune Aono the same way ever again.
*is done venting steam* I apologize if this was too much for 你 to read, but I'm being serious when I say that 黑塔利亚 is the WORST 日本动漫 I've ever seen. It's even worse than Boku No Pico. At least Boku No Pico had decent 动画片 (I'm not hinting at anything with that statement), and even though it made me upchuck last night's dinner, at least Boku No Pico didn't make me feel like I died inside.
I'm done here. I'm going to sign off for now, I'm going to shut everything off, I'm going to jump in my bed, and I'm going to sleep for 6 happy hours while listening to some soothing 音乐 since it's currently 12:50 PM where I'm at, and I'm starting to get a little tired from venting all that rage. See 你 下一个 morning.