Now what is exactly wrong with being a princess? 你 can basically and practically do WHATEVER and WHENEVER the hell u want and feel like as a princess ;)
The moron mafia boss. Well that sounds about right, you'd have to have 更多 balls than brains to want to run the mafia anyway. "He's certainly not the smartest, but he gets the job done and nobody would dare 交叉, 十字架 him."