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IamKyon said:
I don't know if they are best, but they are so funny. Some funny lines from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya-- Kyon,“However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a white hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.” ------------------------------------------------------------------ Kyon,“What're 你 doing here then?” Haruhi,“What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course.” Kyon,“Don't openly declare your criminal intentions like that, there's a to being shameless!” ------------------------------------------------------------------ Haruhi,"What would be nice? Hotpot? Sukiyaki? 螃蟹 is a no-no. I can't take it. Picking the flesh out of the shell drives me nuts. Why can't crabs make their shells edible? How come they didn't do anything about that during the course of evolution, might I ask?" Kyon,"That's exactly why they evolved shells! They don't undergo natural selection in the depths of the sea just for the sake of your stomach!" ------------------------------------------------------------------ Haruhi,"That computer already belongs to us. There's not much fun in reclaiming what's already ours, find something else to bet on!" Kyon,"For some reason I was moved 由 Haruhi's words, she can always find a way to turn any illegally obtained object into her legal possession. Does she intend to become a professional thief?" ------------------------------------------------------------------ "I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of 你 are aliens, time-travelers, 或者 espers, please come see me. That is all!" ------------------------------------------------------------------ Haruhi,"Have 你 ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?" ------------------------------------------------------------------ Haruhi,"Celebrating Mr. Jesus's birthday(Christmas) was fun, why don't we celebrate Buddha's and Muhammad's birthday 下一个 time?" ------------------------------------------------------------------ Itsuki,"Sometimes I get the feeling that we're all just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss." ------------------------------------------------------------------ Itsuki,"We believe that God exists and he exists because we exist." ------------------------------------------------------------------ Yuki,"Problems that cannot be solved do not exist in this world." ------------------------------------------------------------------ Kyon,"It's amazing how much 你 吻乐队(Kiss) your own ass!" ------------------------------------------------------------------ Credit: MyAnimeList.net Forum
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