Girl: draw me an anime Me: 日本动漫 who? Girl: 火影忍者 ? me: that's it? that's all ya know? girl: um...... 3 weeks later (no, really) girl: i got nothin'. ________ me:wats your fav anime? pal: PowerPuff Girls! me:that's a cartoon. pal: they're the same. me: nah- uh pal:fine, the one where they grow up and live in china me: that's PowerPuff Girls Z and that's Japan. pal: fine, then its "Sayaka" me: whats that about? pal: a half human - red lion samurai that flies with a giant hairy knife. me:thats not Sayaka, that's InuYasha. ______________ me:i like books, how bout you? pal:me too! me: i really like 日本漫画 ,comics and novels pal:me too, except i like 日本动漫 stories more. me: 日本动漫 stories? 你 mean manga? the one with awesome big-eyed people where 你 have to read it backwards, right? pal:yup! i got lots of 'em me: oh goodie, like what? pal:i forgot their names, all i remember was "Sayaka" me:for the 50th time, his name is not Sayaka! ________________ me:Death Note. guy: what's that? me: its a really awesome 日本动漫 about a guy who finds a notebook that kills people when he writes their names in it. guy: weird. ________________ jerk: 列表 all the Pokemon 你 know for me! me:why? jerk:i want. me:you don't even know Pikachu? jerk:pika-who? ________________ person: why do 你 watch anime? all it ever shows is sex and violence. me:yeah, because Mirmo Zibang and Pokemon has a lot of it. ________________ me: what's your fav anime? gal: anime? sorry, i don't watch Naruto me: umm... 火影忍者 isn't the only anime gal: but i thought that 日本动漫 means 火影忍者 in japanese. ________________ dude: blah, blah, blah............. me: baka!!! dude:did 你 just call me a cow? * Baka means "cow" in tagalog (philippine language). ________________ mom: (to my bro)i bought a 皮卡丘 衬衫 for you! bro: yehey!where? mom: here! (brings out the "pikachu" shirt) bro: Yeahhhh!!!! it may not be Pokemon but Keroro Gunso is also my favorite!!! *She mistook 皮卡丘 for Keroro ________________ me: so what do 你 think about the story? sis: (stares at the InuYasha notebook i'm holding) inooyasah. me: ? sis: i was just 阅读 your notebook but what's that on HER head? me: that's not a "she" he's a "he" and those are his ears sis: oh really? but why does he have long hair and his name ends with an A. what do 你 have to say about that? me: (facepalms) 3 weeks later.......... sis: oh, your watching your notebook "inooyasah" me: (continues watching) sis: why aren't his 老友记 helping him? why are they just observing him while he does all the hard work? what is he? why does that gut over there look funny? who's that cute guy over there is he inooyasah's brother (Miroku)? me: seriously, 你 think that that pervert is his brother? 1 日 later.......... sis: why do so many people like InuYasha (she finally gets it right) what's so special about it?
what relly gets me mad is when my friend says "chinese" stuff. like,"youre always watching those chinese cartoons" 或者 "do they say,"Ping Pong Hong Long Ching Chong?" god i HATE china,chinese 或者 anything to do with them now. ITS JAPANESE! GET IT RIGHT!
" 日本动漫 is the worst thing ever invented " my response: you're the worst thing ever invented! " Can't 你 get that shit out of your mind?!? " my response: think of it this way, it's like trying to get your crush of your mind " 日本动漫 guys suck they are so stupid and useless!!! " my response: dude 你 know what 你 just don't get it. i know everyone is entitled to their opinions but at least intellectual people know what will offend others and what will not so just drop it " Can't 你 talk about something else like pokemon 或者 something? " my response: idiot! pokemon is an 日本动漫 BITCH! just leave me alone and FO!
"anime is so stupid" "why are 你 so obsessed with anime?!" "anime sucks" "those cartons are stupid" "why do 你 watch those cartons?" "i like normal tv better" "anime has really weird animation" "anime sucks ass" "go read your stupid anime!" "why the hell would 你 watch anime? just watch tv" "what the f*uck is a otaku? 日本动漫 is stupid" "anime like naruto? that's weird" "what the f*ck is mange?" me:*reading my manga* my little sister:"isn't that a comic?" "anime is sick and so are the japanese" that pissed me off i'm japanese! just a pic for my fellow 日本动漫 爱人 : )
non-fan: what are 你 阅读 火影忍者 how lame me: don't like it get df out of my face non-fan: well I was just saying & "you watch 火影忍者 isn't that for weirdos" "I only know boys that like anime" "anime is stupid" "isn't 日本动漫 the same as cartoons" " I only see nerds and weridos read 日本动漫 that means your one" me: first of all 你 can't read 日本动漫 only watch it called 日本漫画 and i'd rather be nerd than a stupid 屁股 like you."
mom: why are 你 alaways watching that stuff its bad for 你 go read a book me: okay go read 日本漫画 dosn't matter 你 know that was then now she dosen't care
This came from my mother, So I'm sitting down watching bleach on T.v. in my room, she comes in and says: Mom: Your watching bleach again? Me: YEP! Mom: I will never understand 你 and your chinese manga's Me:*Facepalm*
SO I'm watching Full metal alchemist and my brother comes in, Me: OH NO WAY! Bro: What are 你 doing? *Looks at t.v.* Oh, your watching 火影忍者 again? Me: WTF?
I will never understand how he mistaked Fullmetal alchemist for Naruto.
Me: *drawing Momiji Sohma in rabbit form* Baka 1: Are 你 drawing Pikachu? Me: Seriously? How does a RABBIT look like PIKACHU? - Me: *drawing the Ouran Host Club* Baka 1: Are 你 drawing Yu-Gi-Oh? Me: *head-desk* You're a failure. A baka and a failure. Baka 1: What's a baka? Is that like Bakugan? - Me: *reading Vampire Knight* Baka 2: Is that Naruto? Me: HOW THE HADES DO 你 CONFUSE THE AMAZING OF VAMPIRE KNIGHT FOR THE SUCKITUDE OF NARUTO?!?! Baka 2: ... *walks away* - Me: *watching Ouran* My Mom: Ugh, why do 你 watch that show? It's got double meanings with their "pleasing the ladies". Me: Mom... it's about a host club. Host 俱乐部 are 俱乐部 where lonely girls go when they want people to pay attention to them. My Mom: *something very innapropriate about sex that I'd rather not type* Me: o.O - Me: *reading Fruits Basket* Baka 2: Is that Naruto? Me: *face-book* - Me: *reading Soul Eater* Baka 3: Is that 火影忍者 或者 something? Me: *sigh* Maka... CHOP! *Chops Baka 3 with book* Baka 3: OW! -
That's all I remember right now. But I have some hilarious instances with my 日本动漫 Buddies, but most of them end with me being glomped for some reason. For example: Me: *walks up to 日本动漫 Buddy 1 wearing a 衬衫 with a British flag on it* 嘿 Steph, what's- *is glomped*
My bro always says, "dude 你 watch cartoons, aren't 你 a lil' too old for them" I say "Go watch your jersey shore, preppy f*ck, It's a free country so I'll watch whatever the hell I please, and Afro Samurai, Cowboy Bebop, and Blood + ain't exactly kiddie shows. So go f*ck yourself a$$hole!"
i got many answer coz my sis is an anime-hater Lol.. (stares at her) "Eww.. anime.. whats that? dull" "Shugo chara? Hmp. stupid" "Doraemon is the Number one 日本动漫 in the world!!! (wrong sis the number 1 is naruto.. ^ ^")
Most of my 老友记 TRIED to watch anime, but it failed -_- friend:Manga! lemme see! me:K!wait, your 阅读 it the wrong way friend:What?why is it backwards?How do I read this?! after 20 times of trying to explain I just took my 日本漫画 back
Friend:chun chin Chu me: what.the.hell. Julie? Friend:I'm speaking Chinese like the Animes!
日本动漫 friend: Do 你 remember there names? Liz, Patty, Soul, Death the Kid? Dude: ugh!why are they're so many Japanese names!?
Friend: STOP TALKING ABOUT ANIME!you're so Asian! other dude:All it is, is porn! me and my friend: Were we talking to you?! No!Don't make me Maka-chop you!
also, my friend got confused, and thought Tomoya was Tomoya (Clannad)
me: *Watching Maid Sama of course~) Friend: Is that Naruto?I thought 你 didn't watch that,!
How does Takumi look like Naruto?
The rest give me head-aches since only 5 people in my school like anime, so I'd rather not say it~
*Me 阅读 Death Note* Douche bag: 你 know those comics are for little kids right? Me: Look at the title, "Death Note" Douche bag: Thats a stupid name for a children cartoon book! Me:You idiot! hundreds of people die in this book! Douche bag: Your such an idiot! Me:*Nothing worse then a douche bag who's too immature to admit he's wrong*
Me: I wanna watch anime! Baka: All that is, is Asian tentacle porn! Me: What the hell?! No it's not!! Baka: Yeah right. I know 你 watch cartoon porn! Me:I don't watch porn, idiot. Besides 日本动漫 porn is called Hentai. Baka: THAT PROVES IT! 你 WATCH PORN! *Yells out to everyone that i watch porn* Me:(makes sure that everyone hears this)YOU FUCKING RETARD! I DON'T WATCH PORN 或者 HENTAI! (thinks to self: i hope he dies.)
The funny part of that story^ is that earlier he 说 that he jerks off often and that he does not believe anyone when they say they dont watch porn 或者 that they never masturbated.He is a hardcore addict.
Baka:Anime is so stupid! Me:People have committed suicide over the disappointment of not living an anime Baka:those idiots, why dont they do something that's not stupid?! Me:Many, Many people would kill 你 right now. Baka: That's what those stupid idiots get for being so dumb. Me:(Thinks to self: I hope 你 die a painful slow death.) (I've dedicated my life to anime, manga)
Idiot:You watch anime? isn't that those kids 动画片 like pokemon? Me: i don't watch the children anime's. ANIME'S not cartoons! Idiot: no it's not. all cartoon are for children Me:*Facepalm's as i walk out the room*
It's also annoying when people see a japinese commercial Like this one ~ link ~ Then they think japan's a fucked up place but we have commercials like that too. for instance Old Spice ~ link ~
Him:Anime is for perverts! *later that week he makes me watch the girl with the dragon tattoo (its a mavie about a rapist murderer, There's a lot of sex in it) Me: These are the kind of 图书 and 电影院 your always watching?! O.o Him: Yeah? Me: Now 你 can't call me a pervert since 你 watch and read stuff like this! :D Him:...-_- You're still the pervert out of the two of us. Me: D:<!!
Her:Anime? Is'nt that the stuff where there eye's are like, there entire faces? and there heads are bigger then there body's? Me: Sometimes when its a chibi. 或者 a really Moe anime? Her: Those are stupid words Me: Idiot's these days...
The people who only ever play games like Call of Duty 或者 Halo say that your wasting your life 由 watching anime.
Especially when they think it's chinese. 或者 one time I was drawing some anime, I can't remember who it was exactly, but some kids went up to me and 说 is that a pokemon? Um..Pokemons are 动物 and no. And then he had the nerve to say, "you're a good drawer but 你 shouldn't draw stupid things like that, draw awesome things like sports and stars wars." ..Good god I hate my school and those little s**ts. (Sorry if cursing is not allowed in this 民意调查 but I was a little pissed at that.. ^^;) Once I brought a Dragon Ball Z 日本漫画 to me and another kid told me "Why would anyone want dragon balls? That's gay." ..??!?!? I just don't understand people anymore.
"Isn't 日本动漫 what all those weird kids watch? I feel like they're going backwards instead of forwards..." "Why would 你 watch something like that? It's so weird... just watch a regular movie!" "Uh... anime? Isn't that, like... porn..." *cue looking at me in disgust* "With, like... tentacles..."
"Anime is for 6 年 olds" "Why do 你 read 日本动漫 in the wrong direction?" "Why do they have big eyes?" "Why do 你 Draw them?" "Anime and 日本漫画 is for stupid 6 年 olds!" "Why do 你 watch that shit?" "Its a Waste of time watching cartoons" ect ect ect.... and so it goes forever. Darn annoying *Gets annoyed just thinking about it*
Oh boy have i heard some crazy stuff: 日本动漫 is all violence and meaningless The way the mouth's 移动 are stupid Your to old to like this! 日本动漫 is inappropriate and shows nudity. 日本 is a no good country and 显示 filth. An 日本动漫 can't possibly effect 你 in a positive way and change your life (many have for me!) The stupidity of people......
my parents call my 日本动漫 plushies dolls weirdos childish shows immature cant fall in 爱情 with 日本动漫 characters 你 cant learn from anime its just a 显示 its not real 你 can record them on your dvr stop wasting your money on anime what the hell are 你 wearing what in the hell are 你 listening 2 speak English were not in japan eat normal 食物 talk about normal stuff why are 你 阅读 你 book backwards do 你 really need that
Somebody once asked me what 日本动漫 was in school cause she saw my friend drawing some 日本动漫 in art class cuz we had a free 日 to draw what ever we want she just looked at us like we were stupid when she told the girl she was drawing anime, and I'm like what the actual fuck dude my grandfather knows what 日本动漫 is and he doesn't even watch it!
So this is something that happened once about me and Ava and Sasha vs Andreas and Ryan and Lukas (AKA stupid fat gorilla Baka perverts)
Me and my friends:*too busy chatting about anime Andreas and his friends: *gets into a line and barges in* Me: Stop interrupting our 日本动漫 conversations Ryan: 日本动漫 is for babies! Ava:what did 你 say?!?!?!!!!! Me: watch attack on Titan and high school dxd and 你 cowards will cry in a tantrum and run away from the inappropriateness! Lukas: We are brave! Me: *takes out Ipad and ties them all to a chair, forcing them to watch attack on Titan* watch this then! Andreas and his friends: * When it gets scary* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!*i untie them* I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!!!*runs home*
And that's what they get for calling 日本动漫 for babies!