Stupid things 你 ever heard from non-anime fans...

"Weird." <.<
"Why would 你 pay seventeen dollars for a freaking hat?" Because it was Urahara's...
"When they're mouths move, it looks like they're sucking a dick." *sigh* Hidden. Anyone remember her?

"Why do 你 read those Chinese mangos?"

I had to laugh at that.

Girl: draw me an anime
Me: 日本动漫 who?
Girl: 火影忍者 ?
me: that's it? that's all ya know?
girl: um......
3 weeks later (no, really)
girl: i got nothin'.
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me:wats your fav anime?
pal: PowerPuff Girls!
me:that's a cartoon.
pal: they're the same.
me: nah- uh
pal:fine, the one where they grow up and live in china
me: that's PowerPuff Girls Z and that's Japan.
pal: fine, then its "Sayaka"
me: whats that about?
pal: a half human - red lion samurai that flies with a giant hairy knife.
me:thats not Sayaka, that's InuYasha.
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me:i like books, how bout you?
pal:me too!
me: i really like 日本漫画 ,comics and novels
pal:me too, except i like 日本动漫 stories more.
me: 日本动漫 stories? 你 mean manga? the one with awesome big-eyed people where 你 have to read it backwards, right?
pal:yup! i got lots of 'em
me: oh goodie, like what?
pal:i forgot their names, all i remember was "Sayaka"
me:for the 50th time, his name is not Sayaka!
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me:Death Note.
guy: what's that?
me: its a really awesome 日本动漫 about a guy who finds a notebook that kills people when he writes their names in it.
guy: weird.
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jerk: 列表 all the Pokemon 你 know for me!
me:why?
jerk:i want.
me:you don't even know Pikachu?
jerk:pika-who?
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person: why do 你 watch anime? all it ever shows is sex and violence.
me:yeah, because Mirmo Zibang and Pokemon has a lot of it.
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me: what's your fav anime?
gal: anime? sorry, i don't watch Naruto
me: umm... 火影忍者 isn't the only anime
gal: but i thought that 日本动漫 means 火影忍者 in japanese.
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dude: blah, blah, blah.............
me: baka!!!
dude:did 你 just call me a cow?
* Baka means "cow" in tagalog (philippine language).
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mom: (to my bro)i bought a 皮卡丘 衬衫 for you!
bro: yehey!where?
mom: here! (brings out the "pikachu" shirt)
bro: Yeahhhh!!!! it may not be Pokemon but Keroro Gunso is also my favorite!!!
*She mistook 皮卡丘 for Keroro
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me: so what do 你 think about the story?
sis: (stares at the InuYasha notebook i'm holding) inooyasah.
me: ?
sis: i was just 阅读 your notebook but what's that on HER head?
me: that's not a "she" he's a "he" and those are his ears
sis: oh really? but why does he have long hair and his name ends with an A. what do 你 have to say about that?
me: (facepalms)
3 weeks later..........
sis: oh, your watching your notebook "inooyasah"
me: (continues watching)
sis: why aren't his 老友记 helping him? why are they just observing him while he does all the hard work? what is he? why does that gut over there look funny? who's that cute guy over there is he inooyasah's brother (Miroku)?
me: seriously, 你 think that that pervert is his brother?
1 日 later..........
sis: why do so many people like InuYasha (she finally gets it right) what's so special about it?

This one I heard from my dad:

"I don't want 你 watching anime. 你 know how inappropriate that shit is? 日本 is fucked up, Tay. It's basically 10% plot, and 90% blood, gore, and sex."

Let's keep in mind; I live in Iowa, the 心 and soul of redneck America.
All things outside of America are shunned here.
I hate stereotypes. SO MUCH 你 JUST HAVE NO IDEA LASDJFHASKD.

what relly gets me mad is when my friend says "chinese" stuff. like,"youre always watching those chinese cartoons" 或者 "do they say,"Ping Pong Hong Long Ching Chong?"
god i HATE china,chinese 或者 anything to do with them now. ITS JAPANESE! GET IT RIGHT!

" 日本动漫 is the worst thing ever invented "
my response: you're the worst thing ever invented!
" Can't 你 get that shit out of your mind?!? "
my response: think of it this way, it's like trying to get your crush of your mind
" 日本动漫 guys suck they are so stupid and useless!!! "
my response: dude 你 know what 你 just don't get it. i know everyone is entitled to their opinions but at least intellectual people know what will offend others and what will not so just drop it
" Can't 你 talk about something else like pokemon 或者 something? "
my response: idiot! pokemon is an 日本动漫 BITCH! just leave me alone and FO!

"Are 你 watching those Asian 动画片 again?"

"Why do 你 like those Chinese 图书 so much?"

"Is that Naruto?"- They say that when I'm watching ANY anime, like Inuyasha, Death Note, Hetalia, ect... its so damn annoying!

"Anime is just 动画片 由 the Chinese why dont 你 like American things?"

"Your not Asian! Stop watching Anime!"

"Isn't 日本动漫 just cartoon porn?"

"You shouldn't watch 日本动漫 they have porn." I asked them how would they know and if they looked that up XDD They were quiet~

"Man...ga? So its like a comic book but backwords?" I GET THAT WHENEVER I TAKE ONE OUT -_-'

"Why do 你 do that 'XD' thing? Is it a 日本动漫 或者 Asian thing?"

"I dont wanna see any 更多 of that Asian cartoon **** anymore its really annoying."

And MANY 更多 things that get on my last nerve -_-'' why must non-fan people be so...stupid? Literally STUPID.

"anime is so stupid"
"why are 你 so obsessed with anime?!"
"anime sucks"
"those cartons are stupid"
"why do 你 watch those cartons?"
"i like normal tv better"
"anime has really weird animation"
"anime sucks ass"
"go read your stupid anime!"
"why the hell would 你 watch anime? just watch tv"
"what the f*uck is a otaku? 日本动漫 is stupid"
"anime like naruto? that's weird"
"what the f*ck is mange?"
me:*reading my manga*
my little sister:"isn't that a comic?"
"anime is sick and so are the japanese"
that pissed me off i'm japanese!
just a pic for my fellow 日本动漫 爱人 : )

non-fan: "Are 你 for Team Edward 或者 Team Jacob?"
me: "I'm for team Edward Elric."
non-fan: "Edward who?????"

Okay so nobody actually 说 that to me. I read it somewhere. I live in the middle of nowhere, where hardly anyone knows what 日本动漫 is.

" It's for 12-year-olds and perverts."

ok i only remeber one of them because when some ppl bad mouths 日本动漫 i zone out
"y dont u go and read ur anime!"
i was like grl u dont read 日本动漫 u read 日本漫画 stupid lolz

Non-Fan: "Hey, Whatcha Readin'?"
Me: "Soul Eater."
Non-Fan: "Soul-Whatter?"
Me: "Soul-EATER!!!!"
Non-Fan: "An Anime?"
Me: "Uhh, Yeah."
Non-Fan: "Anime Sucks! Normal TV'S Better. Watch That."
Me: "NOOOOO!!!!!!"

I see 火影忍者 2 years ago, its cool
-MMMhh muchs
-No i´m 12 years, why?
-Kai beyblade...♥
For know, fuck you
I 爱情 日本动漫
B-I-T-C-H

non-fan: what are 你 阅读 火影忍者 how lame
me: don't like it get df out of my face
non-fan: well I was just saying
&
"you watch 火影忍者 isn't that for weirdos"
"I only know boys that like anime"
"anime is stupid"
"isn't 日本动漫 the same as cartoons"
" I only see nerds and weridos read 日本动漫 that means your one"
me: first of all 你 can't read 日本动漫 only watch it called 日本漫画 and i'd rather be nerd than a stupid 屁股 like you."

mom: why are 你 alaways watching that stuff its bad for 你 go read a book
me: okay go read 日本漫画 dosn't matter 你 know
that was then now she dosen't care

"The lip-synch and the dialogue don't match. Therefore it sucks"

Okay, that isn't EXACTLY what he said, but it's pretty much what he means.

My brother: "Stop watching that 日本动漫 crap and grow up."

Classmates: "Whatcha doing?"
Me: "Drawing anime"
Classmates: "weird...."

"Anime's stupid."
"Anime's for people that have no life."

Me: STFU. 日本动漫 is freaking awesome!

my classmate: "Who's that guy in bleach again? Y'know, the one with the hair... and the black kimono... and the sword..."
me: "Umm... EVERYONE?!?! ...except for Ikkaku..."
=.=" lol

This came from my mother,
So I'm sitting down watching bleach on T.v. in my room, she comes in and says:
Mom: Your watching bleach again?
Me: YEP!
Mom: I will never understand 你 and your chinese manga's
Me:*Facepalm*

SO I'm watching Full metal alchemist and my brother comes in,
Me: OH NO WAY!
Bro: What are 你 doing? *Looks at t.v.*
Oh, your watching 火影忍者 again?
Me: WTF?

I will never understand how he mistaked Fullmetal alchemist for Naruto.

I have a lot of stupid instances.

For example:

Me: *drawing Momiji Sohma in rabbit form*
Baka 1: Are 你 drawing Pikachu?
Me: Seriously? How does a RABBIT look like PIKACHU?
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Me: *drawing the Ouran Host Club*
Baka 1: Are 你 drawing Yu-Gi-Oh?
Me: *head-desk* You're a failure. A baka and a failure.
Baka 1: What's a baka? Is that like Bakugan?
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Me: *reading Vampire Knight*
Baka 2: Is that Naruto?
Me: HOW THE HADES DO 你 CONFUSE THE AMAZING OF VAMPIRE KNIGHT FOR THE SUCKITUDE OF NARUTO?!?!
Baka 2: ... *walks away*
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Me: *watching Ouran*
My Mom: Ugh, why do 你 watch that show? It's got double meanings with their "pleasing the ladies".
Me: Mom... it's about a host club. Host 俱乐部 are 俱乐部 where lonely girls go when they want people to pay attention to them.
My Mom: *something very innapropriate about sex that I'd rather not type*
Me: o.O
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Me: *reading Fruits Basket*
Baka 2: Is that Naruto?
Me: *face-book*
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Me: *reading Soul Eater*
Baka 3: Is that 火影忍者 或者 something?
Me: *sigh* Maka... CHOP! *Chops Baka 3 with book*
Baka 3: OW!
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That's all I remember right now. But I have some hilarious instances with my 日本动漫 Buddies, but most of them end with me being glomped for some reason. For example:
Me: *walks up to 日本动漫 Buddy 1 wearing a 衬衫 with a British flag on it* 嘿 Steph, what's-
*is glomped*

So when I was bored I turned on a pretty cheesy anime, but I kind of like cheesy things and it was a romantic comedy anime, 你 could say then my sister walks into the room and sees it.

Sis: What in the fuck are 你 watching?
Me: Anime.
Sis: Isn't that stuff cartoon porn?
Me: No, that's hentai, get your facts straight.

Later on she's talking to her boyfriend and says:
"So this guy was like 'I got an A, now suck my dick!' And then he whipped out his cartoon penis."
Me: >.< Shut up, dumbass

The sad thing is, she watched 日本动漫 when she was little. Like Sailor Moon and stuff

"Anime is for anti-social weirdos who have no life"
"It's not Animation"
"Anime is sick"
"Anime is for babies"
"What are 你 5?"
"Anime 粉丝 need a life"
"It's not a cartoon"

Anybody remember that Anti-Anime jerk Hidden? I couldn't stand her, thankfully us 日本动漫 粉丝 ran her off.

When someone googles "Anime Boy" 或者 "Anime Girl" not knowing any REAL 日本动漫 characters -.-

My Father: "What's with those 动画片 你 watch? They're nothing like what I used to watch like Speed Racer. Now that was a good American cartoon."

Me: "Dad, 你 know that's anime, right? It came from Japan."

My Father: "Not uh... you're kidding me, right?"

Me: "Nope."

so im just sitting in my room 阅读 犬夜叉 and then my dad comes in and said: "is that naruto? doesnt 火影忍者 have ears 或者 something?"

me: no dad, thats not naruto.

dad: im pretty sure thats naruto

me: no! ino way in hell is that naruto!!!!!!

dad:honey thats naruto!

so then i go on 谷歌 and i 显示 him pics of 火影忍者 and he says: dude! i think u got the wrong guy! thats naruto!

later im sitting in my room watching death note on my laptop and my mom comes in and says: so whos that? 火影忍者 (and she points at L)

me: NO! thats not freaking naruto! does this guy look like 火影忍者 to you?! (points at L)

mom:no well i dont know
mom: (points at 犬夜叉 poster) is that naruto?
me: NO!!!!!!

then there was this time: im sitting in my room watching 犬夜叉 and them my friend comes in:

friend: so thats naruto. ohh i always wondered.
friend 2: is she watching naruto?
friend 1: yea i think she is. man, 火影忍者 is for babies.

me:NO! THIS IS NOT FREAKING NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!

so in the end i had to 显示 both my parents who 火影忍者 is and now they know. but does this look like 火影忍者 to you?!

from my father,
me: *watching hetalia*
father: what is that stupidmai?

me: *watching ouran*
father: why are 你 watching ouran highschool homosexual club?

me: *brought out my usa-chan plush*
father: why did 你 bring out huchachuchi?

from my mother
me: *brought out an 日本动漫 plush*
mother: why did 你 bring out pikachu?
me: for the 5th time, its not pikachu!

from a bunch of 随意 people
people: why do 你 watch that crap? it sucks. -.-

when i say i read 日本漫画 and they jumo to the conclusion that its eather 日本动漫 porn 或者 tenticle rape.its like no its 日本漫画 like jappannese comics

"why do 你 like those backwards books?"\
and i hate it when people have only seen like 1 或者 2 episodes of the 日本动漫 they 显示 on adult swim and act like they know everything about the show

My bro always says, "dude 你 watch cartoons, aren't 你 a lil' too old for them"
I say "Go watch your jersey shore, preppy f*ck, It's a free country so I'll watch whatever the hell I please, and Afro Samurai, Cowboy Bebop, and Blood + ain't exactly kiddie shows. So go f*ck yourself a$$hole!"

i dont like that the only 日本动漫 my 老友记 know r 火影忍者 and bleach D: and i hate it when they say "i dont want baby 动画片 for little kids" (its so not for little kids D:)

*Watching Bleach*
Dad: Are 你 watching that stupid Hentai again !?
*facedesk*

Talking about 火影忍者 and a friend says: 火影忍者 ? I don't watch that fake shit. I watch WWE; thats REAL television.
¬_¬

i got many answer coz my sis is an anime-hater Lol.. (stares at her)
"Eww.. anime.. whats that? dull"
"Shugo chara? Hmp. stupid"
"Doraemon is the Number one 日本动漫 in the world!!! (wrong sis the number 1 is naruto.. ^ ^")

I wear a 火影忍者 headband to school, and people ask:
1. What are 你 trying to be, a ninja?
2. What's that your wearing?
and this...........
3. What's a Naruto?

IT'S FANGEAR PEOPLE, AND IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most of my 老友记 TRIED to watch anime, but it failed -_-
friend:Manga! lemme see!
me:K!wait, your 阅读 it the wrong way
friend:What?why is it backwards?How do I read this?!
after 20 times of trying to explain I just took my 日本漫画 back

Friend:chun chin Chu
me: what.the.hell. Julie?
Friend:I'm speaking Chinese like the Animes!

日本动漫 friend: Do 你 remember there names? Liz, Patty, Soul, Death the Kid?
Dude: ugh!why are they're so many Japanese names!?

dad: Clann-aid?

Friend: STOP TALKING ABOUT ANIME!you're so Asian!
other dude:All it is, is porn!
me and my friend: Were we talking to you?! No!Don't make me Maka-chop you!

also, my friend got confused, and thought Tomoya was Tomoya (Clannad)

me: *Watching Maid Sama of course~)
Friend: Is that Naruto?I thought 你 didn't watch that,!

How does Takumi look like Naruto?


The rest give me head-aches since only 5 people in my school like anime, so I'd rather not say it~

When older people pronounce 火影忍者 "Nerudow"

*Me 阅读 Death Note*
Douche bag: 你 know those comics are for little kids right?
Me: Look at the title, "Death Note"
Douche bag: Thats a stupid name for a children cartoon book!
Me:You idiot! hundreds of people die in this book!
Douche bag: Your such an idiot!
Me:*Nothing worse then a douche bag who's too immature to admit he's wrong*

Me: I wanna watch anime!
Baka: All that is, is Asian tentacle porn!
Me: What the hell?! No it's not!!
Baka: Yeah right. I know 你 watch cartoon porn!
Me:I don't watch porn, idiot. Besides 日本动漫 porn is called Hentai.
Baka: THAT PROVES IT! 你 WATCH PORN! *Yells out to everyone that i watch porn*
Me:(makes sure that everyone hears this)YOU FUCKING RETARD! I DON'T WATCH PORN 或者 HENTAI!
(thinks to self: i hope he dies.)

The funny part of that story^ is that earlier he 说 that he jerks off often and that he does not believe anyone when they say they dont watch porn 或者 that they never masturbated.He is a hardcore addict.


Baka:Anime is so stupid!
Me:People have committed suicide over the disappointment of not living an anime
Baka:those idiots, why dont they do something that's not stupid?!
Me:Many, Many people would kill 你 right now.
Baka: That's what those stupid idiots get for being so dumb.
Me:(Thinks to self: I hope 你 die a painful slow death.) (I've dedicated my life to anime, manga)

Idiot:You watch anime? isn't that those kids 动画片 like pokemon?
Me: i don't watch the children anime's. ANIME'S not cartoons!
Idiot: no it's not. all cartoon are for children
Me:*Facepalm's as i walk out the room*

It's also annoying when people see a japinese commercial Like this one ~ link ~
Then they think japan's a fucked up place but we have commercials like that too. for instance Old Spice ~ link ~

Him:Anime is for perverts!
*later that week he makes me watch the girl with the dragon tattoo (its a mavie about a rapist murderer, There's a lot of sex in it)
Me: These are the kind of 图书 and 电影院 your always watching?! O.o
Him: Yeah?
Me: Now 你 can't call me a pervert since 你 watch and read stuff like this! :D
Him:...-_- You're still the pervert out of the two of us.
Me: D:<!!


Her:Anime? Is'nt that the stuff where there eye's are like, there entire faces? and there heads are bigger then there body's?
Me: Sometimes when its a chibi. 或者 a really Moe anime?
Her: Those are stupid words
Me: Idiot's these days...

The people who only ever play games like Call of Duty 或者 Halo say that your wasting your life 由 watching anime.

....Man iv had alot of these conversations!

Usually when I'm drawing 日本动漫 in public, I have to hide it 或者 everyone will mention 或者 judge me from it...
"Cool, 你 draw anime. So you're a nerd with no life who doesn't care about anything else."

Wrong. Maybe I am a nerd, but I care about things other than anime. I dislike it when people generalize like that!

And I also hate
"eww, isn't all 日本动漫 some dirty freaky hentai?"
"eww, isn't all 日本动漫 mindless?"

I have no idea what gives them that impression, but 99% of GOOD 日本动漫 is not like that at all!

"Why do 你 read those Chinese manga?"
"do 你 know that can rot your brain?"
"You should stop watching all your little cartoon shows and focus on real life!!"

These are some of the 评论 people have told me but i am always going to 爱情 日本动漫 and Manga!!

Especially when they think it's chinese. 或者 one time I was drawing some anime, I can't remember who it was exactly, but some kids went up to me and 说 is that a pokemon? Um..Pokemons are 动物 and no. And then he had the nerve to say, "you're a good drawer but 你 shouldn't draw stupid things like that, draw awesome things like sports and stars wars." ..Good god I hate my school and those little s**ts. (Sorry if cursing is not allowed in this 民意调查 but I was a little pissed at that.. ^^;) Once I brought a Dragon Ball Z 日本漫画 to me and another kid told me "Why would anyone want dragon balls? That's gay." ..??!?!? I just don't understand people anymore.

"Isn't 日本动漫 what all those weird kids watch? I feel like they're going backwards instead of forwards..."
"Why would 你 watch something like that? It's so weird... just watch a regular movie!"
"Uh... anime? Isn't that, like... porn..." *cue looking at me in disgust* "With, like... tentacles..."

I've heard a lot of stupid things. One time someone called me a communist for watching anime... -_-

"Your watching 日本动漫 again, go get a life."

"Your watching that crap."

"Go read a book instead of that stupid 芒果 或者 whatever 你 call it."

"Look at them, they look so stupid."

"That is so gay."

"Anime is for 6 年 olds"
"Why do 你 read 日本动漫 in the wrong direction?"
"Why do they have big eyes?"
"Why do 你 Draw them?"
"Anime and 日本漫画 is for stupid 6 年 olds!"
"Why do 你 watch that shit?"
"Its a Waste of time watching cartoons"
ect ect ect.... and so it goes forever. Darn annoying
*Gets annoyed just thinking about it*

Oh boy have i heard some crazy stuff:
日本动漫 is all violence and meaningless
The way the mouth's 移动 are stupid
Your to old to like this!
日本动漫 is inappropriate and shows nudity.
日本 is a no good country and 显示 filth.
An 日本动漫 can't possibly effect 你 in a positive way and change your life (many have for me!)
The stupidity of people......

阅读 manga:
"You're a little too old to be 阅读 comics aren't you?"
"Dude, why are 你 阅读 that book backwards?"
"So... You're 阅读 mangoes? How does that work?"

Watching anime:
"Watching those weird chinese 动画片 again?"
"Pokemon is for little kids"

Also other crazy stuff... but this is the gist of most of it.
Haters 爱情 me.

I just got finished watching a manga
What animes do 你 watch *name of 显示 on cartoon net work*

My older brother asked about 火影忍者 and 说 that Madara was Naruto's dad and that Minato was the Uchiha who fought with the first hokage.....

My stepdad basically calling anime, just like many others, "cartoons." Also sometimes tells and asks me why I'm still watching those, according to him again, "cartoons"

my parents call my 日本动漫 plushies dolls
weirdos
childish shows
immature
cant fall in 爱情 with 日本动漫 characters
你 cant learn from anime
its just a 显示 its not real
你 can record them on your dvr
stop wasting your money on anime
what the hell are 你 wearing
what in the hell are 你 listening 2
speak English were not in japan
eat normal 食物
talk about normal stuff
why are 你 阅读 你 book backwards
do 你 really need that

"Anime is for kids"

"I hate 日本动漫 because it gives bad influences to the children."

"Anime is satan"

"Ben 10 and Dora The Explorer are anime"

"Anime is just a drawing"

It's childish >< !!!

Somebody once asked me what 日本动漫 was in school cause she saw my friend drawing some 日本动漫 in art class cuz we had a free 日 to draw what ever we want she just looked at us like we were stupid when she told the girl she was drawing anime, and I'm like what the actual fuck dude my grandfather knows what 日本动漫 is and he doesn't even watch it!

So this is something that happened once about me and Ava and Sasha
vs Andreas and Ryan and Lukas (AKA stupid fat gorilla
Baka perverts)

Me and my friends:*too busy chatting about anime
Andreas and his friends: *gets into a line and barges in*
Me: Stop interrupting our 日本动漫 conversations
Ryan: 日本动漫 is for babies!
Ava:what did 你 say?!?!?!!!!!
Me: watch attack on Titan and high school dxd and 你 cowards will cry in a tantrum and run away from the inappropriateness!
Lukas: We are brave!
Me: *takes out Ipad and ties them all to a chair, forcing them to watch attack on Titan* watch this then!
Andreas and his friends: * When it gets scary* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!*i untie them* I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!!!*runs home*

And that's what they get for calling 日本动漫 for babies!