If 你 could ask any 日本动漫 character a question, who and what would it be?

Yugi:
How do 你 get your hair to stay like that??
Raditz:
What do 你 think 你 would look like at Super Sayain lv 3?
Capitan Kurotsuchi:
What possesed 你 to change your own body so drastically?

Guys
To L: Why aren't 你 naked? (He knows the drill xD)
To BB: Why aren't 你 naked?(He does too)
To Conrad: Can I 吻乐队（Kiss） you? (among other things)
To Mail: Can 你 help me beat this game AFTER I rape you?
To Gokudera: Can 你 throw a bomb at Haru after I rape you?
To Vincent Valentine: Can 你 吻乐队（Kiss） me....here?
To Ulquiorra: Can I stick my hand in your neck as I rape you?
To Kadaj: Can I see your body again?
To Toga: Can 你 out out that cig, I'm trying to rape you.
To Katou: So I take care of your little brother and rape you?
To Hei: .....that mask is cool and can 你 take it off so 你 can eat me?
Watari: Can 你 adopt me even though I'm over 18?

Girls
Kotonoha K(School Days): Can 你 teach me to be 更多 like 你 after I marry you? xD
Every girl except Hinata from Naruto: Can 你 shut the fuck up?
Eva (Monster): Can 你 die?
Lena Lee(D Grayman): SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE?
Hiyono: Can I peel your skin off your rotting corpse?
Lucy(Elfen Lied): Can 你 kill someone for me?

Randomness
Guildias(Enzai): Why are 你 a pervert bitch?
Johan(Monster): Why are 你 nuts?
Light Yagami: Why do 你 choose to be a psycho?
Sephiroth: Why won't 你 leave 云, 云计算 alone? xD
Ginji(getbackers): Can 你 冲床 my mom in the face with your lightening fist? xD
Mello: Want a piece of my chocolate?
Ryohei(KHR): Am I extreme?
Ichigo: Did 你 know 你 have a awesome body?
Kaname: Why are 你 being a jackass? (you sexy man 你 xD)
Ryuk: Can I fly on your back! x3

God and there's plenty more!

To Break Xerxes(From Pandora Hearts)
Why is a raven like a 写作 desk?

lol

I would ask InuYasha: Did 你 爱情 your mother and father a lot?

To Sebastian .M(Kuroshitsuji)- Can 你 be my butler for ever?
To Hibari Kyoya(khr) - Will 你 go out with me?
To Mukuro Rokudo(khr) How could 你 make your hair stand like a pineapple?
To Squalo .S (KHR) How long is your hair?
To Lucy (Elfen Lied)- can 你 kill someone for me?
To Gokudera Hayato(khr)- How much do 你 really 爱情 juumaine?
To Honey-Senpai(Ouran) - Do 你 爱情 More? Mori 或者 Usa-Chan?
To Xanxus(KHR)-How much do 你 really 爱情 Squalo?
To Hakufu .s (ikkitousen)-Can help 你 conquer Japan?(wants 日本动漫 related stuff XD)
To Bel(KHR) How can 你 see will your bangs covering half of your face?
To Ciel .P (Kuroshitsuji)-Can 你 交叉, 十字架 dress as a girl again with Alois? X3

I'd probably ask i is i can serve diablo the demon lord