WHY MEN ARE HNEVER DEPPRESED
Men Are Just Happier People --
>What do 你 expect from such simple creatures?
>Your last name stays put.
>The 车库 is all yours.
>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>Chocolate is just another snack.
>You can be President.
>You can never be pregnant.
>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
>You can wear NO 衬衫 to a water park.
>Car mechanics tell 你 the truth.
>The world is your urinal.
>You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
>just
>too icky.
>
>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>Same work, 更多 pay.
>Wrinkles add character.
>Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
>New shoes don't cut, blister, 或者 mangle your feet.
>One mood all the time.
>Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat.
>You know stuff about tanks.
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
>You can open all your own jars.
>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>If someone forgets to invite you,
>He 或者 she can still be your friend.
>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
>Three pairs of shoes are 更多 than enough..
>You almost never have strap problems in public.
>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
>Everything on your face stays its original color.
>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>You only have to shave your face and neck.
>You can play with toys all your life.
>One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
>You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>You can do 圣诞节 shopping for 25 relatives
>On December 24 in 25 minutes.
>No wonder men are happier.
>Send this to the women who can handle it
>And to the men who will enjoy 阅读 it.
>
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>Men Are Just Happier People
>
>NICKNAMES
>· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other
>Laura, Kate and Sarah.
>
>· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each
>other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman .
>
>
>EATING OUT
>· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20,
>even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller
>and
>none will actually admit they want change back.
>
>· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
>
>MONEY
>· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on
>sale.
>
>
>BATHROOMS
>· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
>shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
>
>· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
>A man would not be able to identify 更多 than 20 of these items.
>
>
>ARGUMENTS
>· A woman has the last word in any argument.
>· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
>FUTURE
>· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
>SUCCESS
>· A successful man is one who makes 更多 money than his wife can spend.
>
>· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
>MARRIAGE
>· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
>
>DRESSING UP
>· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
>trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
>
>· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
>
>NATURAL
>· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
>OFFSPRING
>· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
>dentist appointments and romances, best friends, 最喜爱的 foods, secret
>fears
>and hopes and dreams.
>
>· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
>
>
>THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
>A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
>remembering the same thing!
>
>
>
>SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it
>....
>and to the men who will enjoy 阅读 it.
>
>
>
Ryan sat down pulled up his sleeve and clenched his fist. Ryan"OK go." Kate opened her jaws and sunk her teeth in Ryan`s arm. a purple fluid flowed trough his veins. His veins glowed purple and in 分钟 it was done. Kate then took her jaws out of Ryan`s arm. Ryan quickly grew ears. Ryan what the hell." Then in one 分钟 he was a wolf. Ryan"said what the hell." Kate"See how does it feel good." Ryan"yea it feels alright."
TO BE CONTINUED
Part4
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TO BE CONTINUED
Part4
I hope 你 liked this there are only going to be 2 更多 parts maybe 3 only if people like this series.
爱情 Fight
She is perfect. She is so sexy, so perfect, so... everything... she would never 爱情 someone like me...Then I noticed something. Someone was checking out my girl!!! Huge boner anyone could see a mile away!!! "Dum 屁股 drooling bitch!"I I thought.
Then Brenna went into her den. "Motherfucker!" I said. Then I lunged at him and bit his leg. Then he pushed me off and shoved me into a rock. "Fuck!" I cried as I hit the rock.
The last thing I remember was this "no one messes with Kovu and gets away! Bitch!"...
Notes:
Looked over 由 alphakate21
This is my first story and it is not that good... I had an original better one but I 迷失 it... so I only have this.
Bio: link
2: link
She is perfect. She is so sexy, so perfect, so... everything... she would never 爱情 someone like me...Then I noticed something. Someone was checking out my girl!!! Huge boner anyone could see a mile away!!! "Dum 屁股 drooling bitch!"I I thought.
Then Brenna went into her den. "Motherfucker!" I said. Then I lunged at him and bit his leg. Then he pushed me off and shoved me into a rock. "Fuck!" I cried as I hit the rock.
The last thing I remember was this "no one messes with Kovu and gets away! Bitch!"...
Notes:
Looked over 由 alphakate21
This is my first story and it is not that good... I had an original better one but I 迷失 it... so I only have this.
Bio: link
2: link
Brandon: Me. That 狼 that is madly in 爱情 with Brenna!
Character : Main
Age (Dog): 30 I think?
Age (Human): 14
Others: point of view from this character .
Brenna: The sexy 狼 from 爱情 Fight!
Bio: Brenna is a friendy 狼 who does almost everything perfect! When one of her 老友记 are in troble she turns into a bitch!
Other: I forgot... lol
Kovu: An Agial 狼 that has a small temper
Bio: Kovu is a 狼 that has plenty of scars and gets into lots of fights! But once 你 know him well enough he is a kind wolf.
Others: a 随意 name I took from the lion king.
Note: 更多 will be added as needed!
1: link
Character : Main
Age (Dog): 30 I think?
Age (Human): 14
Others: point of view from this character .
Brenna: The sexy 狼 from 爱情 Fight!
Bio: Brenna is a friendy 狼 who does almost everything perfect! When one of her 老友记 are in troble she turns into a bitch!
Other: I forgot... lol
Kovu: An Agial 狼 that has a small temper
Bio: Kovu is a 狼 that has plenty of scars and gets into lots of fights! But once 你 know him well enough he is a kind wolf.
Others: a 随意 name I took from the lion king.
Note: 更多 will be added as needed!
1: link
GIVE ME INFORMATION ON WHAT GODS KID ARE 你 AND WHAT 你 LOOK LIKE YOUR AGE YOUR HOBBYS AND ETC. hERE ARE THE GODS:
THE BIG THREE:
ZUES
POSIDIEN
HADES
MINOR GODS:
HERMES
HEPETUAUS
ATHENA
APRHODITE
ARES
HERA
Demeter
artemis
Those are the god so choose wisely and give the
info..In the 评论 and here are some children of theses gods:
Percy Jackson/Posidien
Annabeth Chase/Athena
Nico Diangelo/Hades
Clarrisese/Ares
Luke Roy/Heremes
坦莉雅 Grace/Grace
Phobe/Oracle
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THE BIG THREE:
ZUES
POSIDIEN
HADES
MINOR GODS:
HERMES
HEPETUAUS
ATHENA
APRHODITE
ARES
HERA
Demeter
artemis
Those are the god so choose wisely and give the
info..In the 评论 and here are some children of theses gods:
Percy Jackson/Posidien
Annabeth Chase/Athena
Nico Diangelo/Hades
Clarrisese/Ares
Luke Roy/Heremes
坦莉雅 Grace/Grace
Phobe/Oracle
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