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"I am ready for that family we talked about earlier."
Humphrey 说 with regret in his voice
"Are 你 sure?" She 说 in her 'Devilish' voice.
"Uhh... Not the voice." Humphrey said.
"Oh come on Humphrey!" She grabbed his ear and started to pull him toward their den.
"Hold on Miss Quick." He said.
"No." Kate 说 as she continued pulling him. Humphrey thought to him self 'What have I gotten my self...

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Let me 显示 you... the real me!

posted by Mitsi1991

Kate was sitting at the edge of the 巢穴, den, 书房 looking down on the moonlite park. The breeze blew through the trees and the sky was bright and clear. Kate had a lot of things on her mind but there was just one thing she had to get straight? For the past week 或者 so KIMs powers were very weak and she wasnt sure why? KIM was always keeping quiet about it and would never really tell her anything? "I think tonite is the night I find out why? Kate stood up and walked to the 巢穴, den, 书房 and saw KIM lieing inside with her head tucked away underneath her arms. "KIM... she whispered." KIMs head rose, as she let out...

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Snow (An Alpha and Omega Story) C-4 | Special Collaboration with Mitsi1991!!!

posted by SnowFangXi

Snow (An Alpha and Omega Story) Chapter 4

Chapter IV

A 搜索 FOR THE HOPE OF LOVE

IV

Previously on Snow...

"Violet, there's something I want to ask you." He said. Hearing the nervousness in his voice 紫色, 紫罗兰色 opened her eyes and stared at her mate "of course, anything" she said. Snow looked at her and smiled "Will 你 marry me?"

~

Violet looked at the 爱情 of her life with a elated smile and said. "YES, YES, YES, Of course yes!" 紫色, 紫罗兰色 exclaimed, 紫色, 紫罗兰色 took hold of Snow's cheeks and pulled him in for a forceful 吻乐队（Kiss） and held him there with great compassion and 爱情 for her future husband. Meanwhile...

Alpha And Omega- Ultimate Jackasses part 1

posted by trueshadowwolf

Warning there will be badwords and some jokes about some charectors, maybe some violents,

Starring

Humphry The Bad Ass!

Garth the Banger!

Kate and Lilly, hot 屁股 sisters

Salty, shakey, and mooch, 狼 gangsters

Hutch, the badass ninja!

Winston, the biker!

Eve, the demon wolf

Humphrey: hello my name is humphrey, and Welcome to the world of JACKASS!!! *humphrey gets a gun and shoots the gas tank and everybody flys every where**humphrey is humping the air looking like a badass* *kate has her thumbs up*.
kate: Awesome!!!!
*garth hit hutch and every body just get all messed up*
Humphrey: wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!...

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Alpha and Omead,- part 6, unexpected secret sexy time

posted by nicker11500

**PLEASE NOTE that this part has sexy content please keep away from kids......or critics thank 你 enjoy**
As they got done howling they started walking towards the city and the army truck that Hutch was talking about before, Hutch was walking up front with Kate,Austin , and Garth Winston was walking with the rest in the back, Humphrey:"How much further?" Hutch:"were almost there" after couple of 分钟 they saw the army truck Hutch:"this is it" Winston took a look at it from both sides front to back Winston:"well this was a truck from WW2" Lilly:"didn't 你 fought in WW2 dad?" Winston:"yes...

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Snow (an Alpha and Omega story) Chapter 2

posted by SnowFangXi

Snow C-2
an Alpha & Omega story

Disclaimer: This chapter contains scenes of violence, blood and upsetting scenes.
Read at your own decision!

Chapter 2: On a 日期 with fate

(The 下一个 morning)
(Snow's POV)

I awoke from my late night sleep and stretched my legs and started walking to the mouth of the den. It was a beautiful 日 but it wasn't very warm, despite that the sun was out and thats all i wanted to see. So today is the big 日 where I have to make the journey to the central pack and see if I'm going to get a warm welcome 或者 make a journey that's going to end in me getting killed as soon as...

What Am I Doing? Chapter 2 [A&O FanFiction]

posted by TheChriZ1995

(Chapter 1 Link: link)

WOOOOOOO

The sudden sound of the trains whistle echoed through the forest around us "I would say we better get a 移动 on so 你 don't miss that train" Marcel 说 taking off followed 由 Paddy "Alright" was all I 说 as I started to run towards the sound of the train. Soon I could see the tracks and noticed the train gaining on me. "Do 你 think I can make it?" I called out above me to the birds

"Yes sir!" Paddy called out "and just as 你 hit the tracks 你 should see an open train car!" "We'll avoid truck stops, bears and that hideous dessert, what is it called?" Marcel...

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A lone 狼 returns Chapter 2

posted by RoadFallout

Chapter 2

Humphrey POV

3 Years Later.....

I have been everywhere in this country known as the United States. I respect it, I learned something new to each state I've been to.
51 States.
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas,
California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware,
Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Especially Idaho,
Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas,
Kentucky, Louisiana,Maine, Maryland,
Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi,Missouri ,Montana, Nebraska, Nevada,
New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York,
North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma,
Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South...

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Alpha and Omega 2: Chapther 3: Hutch meets his match

posted by nicker11500

Chapter 3: Hutch meets his Match
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"So as 你 can see," Humphrey tells Wildflower after they enter a clearing with different ledges, "The pack is much bigger than it used to be. That's because the Western and Eastern packs were united due to multiple failures during hunts."

"Wow." Wildflower says, a bit astonished, "I have a question, is your mate an Alpha?"

"Yes, Kate is an Alpha." Humphrey replies. "Why do 你 ask?"

"Just curious." Wildflower says, then she turns her head away for a moment.

"Wow, Humphrey must be an Alpha too if he married Kate. But I thought he was an Omega, like me."...

The mystery of Alpha 秃鹰, 加州神鹫

posted by Silver_Alpha

The Mystery of Alpha Condor

Prologue: A 狼 named Condor, was on a regular walk to fetch lunch for his family. He was an alpha, rank B, and he was a tough mutt. When he was in school, multiple guys made fun of him for his 毛皮 color: purple. On that day, those same people pushed him into a caribou running herd, and he was killed. No one cared for his death, and his soul possessed his own body, and killed his wife, and his two teenaged sons. 更多 and 更多狼 have disappeared since that day, and that's where the story begins...

Chapter 1: A good day

It was a very sunny 日 in jasper park, and...

狼 Racers Unite! Chapter 2.

posted by katelover14

Adrien's POV

It must have been morning when I woke up I hurt all over. I scratched my eyes but my right one suddenly hurt because I just clawed it with something. After I sorted It out my vision cleared and I looked at my hands…They weren't hands they where paws, and when I poked my eye I must have scratched it with my nail. When I tried to stand normally I just fell backwards, so I stood on all fours. Then I felt something new I turned my head as much as it would and saw a tail. Then It scared me I've turned into a 狼 for some odd reason. I looked around and suddenly saw 狼 standing...

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Lily and Humphrey get cheated on part 5 END OF SERIES

posted by humphrey7777

"i still 爱情你 humphrey" "well guess what alpha 婊子, 子 i don't'' "lily went up to garth flipped him off and kicked him in the tummy anout ten times and knocked out his air. "lily please i could explain evrthing" " whisper it to me garth" " huh garth im so sorry about everything let's get back together" they made out for about twenty minutes. "humphrey i could explain" " explain it to me" "oh kate is sorry let's get back together" humphrey picked up kate put her on his back as garth did to lily they got on a train. After so much howling and making out they go tired. 炒锅 up at canada got off the train they all got backed pawed 由 eve. then they lived happily ever after.

THE END

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Alpha And Omega- JACKASS

posted by trueshadowwolf

Warning language, other sick stuff, and violents and pranks
"Hello, my name is humphrey the omega, AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!!" humphrey said. He got out a 足球 ball, filled with bees. He kicked it at garth, and thier asses were getting stung. "Oh Shit, ha ha ha!!!" Humphrey laughed. "DUDE THATS NOT COOL.... THE FUCK? I THINK MY 屁股 IS NUM NOW." garth shouted at humphrey.

The squrrel.

Humphrey goes to a forest. Kate sawed him. "Hey humphrey!" Kate shouted. Then humphrey went behind a 树 Then all the sudden a squrrel showed up. *Kate tips her head* " huh, humphrey?!" Kate 说 confuseingly. "Humphrey.......

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ALPHA AND OMEGA VS. BALTO, HUMPHREY VS. BALTO

posted by trueshadowwolf

WARNING: THE 文章 YOUR ABOUT TO READ IS BLOODY VIOLENT. And strong language.

Humphrey was just walking into a bar. And he sat down on a chair. Ordered a drink. "Who the hell are you?!" Balto showed up. "None of your Fucking busness!" Humphrey snapped. "I hated your movie, its just a cheap knock off of balto." Then balto just pushed Humphrey. "Don't go there!" Humphrey said. "I just did, 屁股 wipe!" Balto said. Then Humphrey and balto gave evil eyes. Then Humphrey grabbed a glass bottle and hit balto with it. And balto was bleeding. "FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" balto shouted. He jumped on Humphrey...

The story of Humphrey and Lilly: chapter 3 What is 说

posted by inlovewitlilly

(A/N sorry for the delay but hopefully you'll forgive me so lets see what happens!)

"Lilly these past few days have been fun and I.... I think l like you."

"Aww thanks I like 你 to!!"said Lilly

"No Lilly I mean I think I 爱情 you."said Humphrey looking down.

"oh..... Ive been wanting to tell 你 something to .....umm I kinda like 你 to."said Lilly with a grin on her face.

"Really?!" 说 Humphrey as his eyes widened and a smile on his face.
"Yeah... So what do we do now?" asked Lilly. "I think we should keep walking and just have fun ya know?"
Said Humphrey with a smile still on his face.
As...

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Janice's 爱情 Story:Chapter 4: The descovery and the Punishment [STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT]

posted by KingSimba4Ever9

janice

A few weeks after the birth, Janice was walking to Brian and her secret meeting place. She did not know that she was being followed 由 Moonlight.
When she reached Brian she kissed him and then nuzzled him as always. brian kissed her and nuzzled back, "I'm glad to see you. Our pups have been doing well. They are growing and are getting bigger all the time." Janice laughs, "I can't wait to see them again. But Moonlight keeps insisting I stay closer to him." Brian looks around, "I hope he didn't follow 你 here." Janice looks scared, "I hope he didn't!"
Moonlight was smirking and watching from...

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Life With Humphrey: Our First Time (WARNING:Sexual content!!)

posted by KingSimba4Ever9

Humphrey, who is lazily laying on the 长椅, 沙发 and looking at a magazine suddenly looks up at me. I am on the computer and talking to Jon about Chris's new and wonderful a&o web site. Humphrey sits up and sets the magazine 下一个 to him as he gets up and walks over to me slowly. I don't notice him sneaking up behind me and I keep on typing. He gets behind the chair I'm sitting in and leans on it and looks down at me. "Sooooo, anything interesting?" I shake my head and smile and go on typing. He seems a little annoyed and then he scans my body with his bright blue eyes and smiles.
I start to...

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ALPHA AND OMEGA: THE PROJECT X! PART 1

posted by trueshadowwolf

it was the first 日 of summer and humphrey and his 老友记 were so bord. "(sigh) we should do something." humphrey said. "OH 你 WANT TO PLAY JACKASS?" salty said. "NO remmeber what happened last time?" humphrey said. "oh yeah." salty said.

*FLASH BACK*

shakey and mooch and salty chuckled. "OK, OK, OK IN COUNT IN 3...1...2...3!" humphrey said. he got hit in the crotch with a porky pine. "AHHHHHHH DAMN IT HURTS!!!" humphrey screamed. 5 MINS LATER. "damn it rip it off." humphrey said. "ok ok just...hold still..." shakey said. (RIPS THE PORKEY PINE OFF humphreys crotch) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"...

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A New Era In Jasper: Chapter 1, The death of a leader

posted by KateLillyWolfy

Kate visiting Winston's grave

The morning after Kate's father had died, Kate decided to visit his grave all 由 herself. Her and Humphrey had not yet told their son and daughter, Christie and Dennis, that their grand father had passed away, so Humphrey was in charge of telling them while Kate was away.

While Kate was walking to her dad's grave, she thought to herself, 'Wow, it's been such a terrible 年 with death, first Tony(he died of old age), then Garth(he died in a hunting accident along with two other wolves) and now Winston'.

Finnaly, she had gotten to her destination, her father's grave. She went a grabbed a...

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An Announcement About Sweets, Tesla, and Jeena

posted by arcticwolf07

As of this morning, Sweets, Tesla, and Jeena are in Jasper. After talking most of the night last night, Sweets, Jeena, and I decided that they need a break from the Human World, so they can remember (and in Tesla’s case, learn) what it is to be a wild, free wolf. There was nothing 说 as to when, 或者 even if, they might come back here with me to stay. Sweets and Jeena were pretty disgusted with the things that have gone on in about the last month, so they 说 they wouldn’t be in any hurry to come back. To quote Sweets “I’d rather eat 苦 berries in Jasper, than eat 牛扒, 牛排 in the...