Different 狼

August. 9, 2013. Well here's Humphrey's jokes I've worked up so um enjoy!

Entry one: what did two bears do while changing spots? one of the bears said" um this barely fit me does this make butt look big?.....the other 熊 replies" um yes it does". (both of them laughs) wow I can't bearly see how that can't fit you".

Entry two: um Kate where did 你 put my cupcake!? Kate replied." I've put in the garbage!". Humphrey Gasped." um why did 你 do that for?". Kate sounded discussed" because it smells bad". Humphrey sniffed." um I was going to eat that cupcake".

Entry three: (Humphrey farts)pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!...

This is a different version of the LWK series, it has no relation to the original series. In this version we are anthros and Kate is my sister.

Hello, my name is Chris Ashton. I am a jet black 狼 with yellow eyes. I have a silent 爬坡道, 小山 tattoo on my right shoulder and I weigh 185 pounds. I am physicly fit and have a muscular build. I currently am 23 years old. This is the story of how I met my future wife, the super model, Katie. Heres how my story begins.


It was Friday night and I just walked in the door to my Condo/Villa for the evening. I had thought about going to get a 啤酒 somewhere and...