Okay. So, I wanted to tell 你 guys this little story, of an encounter with some coyotes. As 你 read, 你 may be like, "Uh... this isn't possible. 你 are lying." Well, I'm not. Enjoy!
Okay. So, earlier this summer, I was walking in my woods 下一个 to my house, and I saw something greyish. I walked closer to it, and what I saw was so cute. There were about 4-5 coyote pups, in a little tiny nest made of brush and broken down 玉米 stalks. The pups saw me, and ran over to me, doing a weird whining sound. Two of them watched, and barked. The other few came over, and jumped up on my legs, for attention I suppose. I sat down, not realizing this was a coyote nest, I was so confused. As I sat down, they jumped all over me, and started licking me and everything, the cutest darn things. (I went to the hospital to see if there was any sicknesses 或者 diseases they transfered. There weren't, thank god.) After a few minutes, I heard a lower growl behind me. I sat there, with the pups tilting their heads, wondering what was wrong. I SLOWELY AS CRAP turned my head behind me. There was either the mother 或者 the father. Most likely the mother, the father is constantly hunting and patrolling the outside of their territory. It growled at me threateningly, which scared the crap out of me. Then, the oddest thing happened. The pups got off me, walked over the the parent, and started WHINING to the adult. At this point, I about feinted. But, to my surprise, the adult dropped it's hostile glare, and walked over to me, and layed down, and the pups started to try and get attention from me again, while the adult just watched, casually.
I ended up getting to visit the family every day. In fact, I still do, although the pups are pretty much full sized now, and aren't around as much. But they sure know when brother visits, (ME), because they come runnin.
This is why I 爱情 nature, and all of its pleasures. I believe that there is 更多 to nature than we know.
Okay. So, earlier this summer, I was walking in my woods 下一个 to my house, and I saw something greyish. I walked closer to it, and what I saw was so cute. There were about 4-5 coyote pups, in a little tiny nest made of brush and broken down 玉米 stalks. The pups saw me, and ran over to me, doing a weird whining sound. Two of them watched, and barked. The other few came over, and jumped up on my legs, for attention I suppose. I sat down, not realizing this was a coyote nest, I was so confused. As I sat down, they jumped all over me, and started licking me and everything, the cutest darn things. (I went to the hospital to see if there was any sicknesses 或者 diseases they transfered. There weren't, thank god.) After a few minutes, I heard a lower growl behind me. I sat there, with the pups tilting their heads, wondering what was wrong. I SLOWELY AS CRAP turned my head behind me. There was either the mother 或者 the father. Most likely the mother, the father is constantly hunting and patrolling the outside of their territory. It growled at me threateningly, which scared the crap out of me. Then, the oddest thing happened. The pups got off me, walked over the the parent, and started WHINING to the adult. At this point, I about feinted. But, to my surprise, the adult dropped it's hostile glare, and walked over to me, and layed down, and the pups started to try and get attention from me again, while the adult just watched, casually.
I ended up getting to visit the family every day. In fact, I still do, although the pups are pretty much full sized now, and aren't around as much. But they sure know when brother visits, (ME), because they come runnin.
This is why I 爱情 nature, and all of its pleasures. I believe that there is 更多 to nature than we know.
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, 或者 ROTFLMAO!"
Start using 脸谱 for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 脸谱 accounts.
Lose 20 pounds 由 going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a 日 on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at 星巴克 this year.
Lose weight 由 inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a 密码 other than "password"
Start using 脸谱 for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 脸谱 accounts.
Lose 20 pounds 由 going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a 日 on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at 星巴克 this year.
Lose weight 由 inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a 密码 other than "password"
4 hours Later...
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
日 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can 移动 but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 小时 later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get 更多 power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit 狼 to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
日 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can 移动 but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 小时 later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get 更多 power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit 狼 to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.